Your Bud/Booze in Luggage?

[mrip]

This would be a good solution:

Buy Jordan XXI Basketball Shoes and you could take out the insole, where their would be a airbubble (you could remove it and make it empty). Ziplock the bud, put in your pocket when you get to the airport. Go through security screening, and then go to the bathroom immediatly afterwards, where you take out your gel pack, and replace it with the bud. Go to dutyfree shop, sample cologne on the paper, put it under your sock so it overpowers the bud smell. Go to China airport, dogs wont smell shit.

This is just amazing.

[red]

why is it that btt always has some well-planned scheme for any occasion?

[transactionfee]

i always carry a razor blade in my wallet, i almost forgot to take it out and toss it before i got to the security checkpoint. i wouldnt want to be hassled for that. yea...

[soraanaam]

i always carry a razor blade in my wallet, i almost forgot to take it out and toss it before i got to the security checkpoint. i wouldnt want to be hassled for that. yea...

my friend does that too, cuz he used to jack stuff in stores, not that you do it...

[cheapmuthafukr]

all i am gonna say is that dogs cant smell weed over coffee or cyanne pepper.

im not saying you should tape up the bag and then put it in a 5lb bag of coffee, that would be a little risky.

[arem]

Is weed really that hard to find nowadays if you want it? And even if it is, is not getting high for a little while that soul-crushing that you have to fuck around with the possibility of getting busted? Especially busted by the Chinese govt? Fucking stoners man...if weed (or anything else) is that important to your daily existence you probably could use a little time off anyway.

[seanfromiran]

I've taken weed with me in my check-in luggage going from Oakland to Boston twice, and have had it shipped to me from Oakland to Boston twice. Never been caught. I just put it in a tin of coffee and glue the tin lid back down so it looks unopened, keep the coffee in to mask the smell.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

This would be a good solution:

Buy Jordan XXI Basketball Shoes and you could take out the insole, where their would be a airbubble (you could remove it and make it empty). Ziplock the bud, put in your pocket when you get to the airport. Go through security screening, and then go to the bathroom immediatly afterwards, where you take out your gel pack, and replace it with the bud. Go to dutyfree shop, sample cologne on the paper, put it under your sock so it overpowers the bud smell. Go to China airport, dogs wont smell shit.

why is it that btt always has some well-planned scheme for any occasion?

why is it that on superfuture this is lauded as a feasible plan, whereas on PLANET FUCKING EARTH most people would consider this to be the words of a mildly retarded boy, or at best a high functioning autistic?

you guys need to stick to meticulously wearing pants on the computernet.

next thing you know, a few of you are gonna try to go rob Old Man Quilles' bodega....

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

I've taken weed with me in my check-in luggage going from Oakland to Boston twice, and have had it shipped to me from Oakland to Boston twice. Never been caught. I just put it in a tin of coffee and glue the tin lid back down so it looks unopened, keep the coffee in to mask the smell.

with a name like "seanfromIRAN", i wouldnt even fart in the ticket line these days, much less bring a bag of weed near the airport.

[Crillz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!

[macuser3of5]

I vote this most retarded original post in the history of superfuture.

However, in the original post's defense, contemplating smuggling drugs into China is actually several orders of magnitude more retarded.

So, as you can see, I am at a crossroads.

[dino might]

I vote this most retarded original post in the history of superfuture.

However, in the original post's defense, contemplating smuggling drugs into China is actually several orders of magnitude more retarded.

Is weed really that hard to find nowadays if you want it? And even if it is, is not getting high for a little while that soul-crushing that you have to fuck around with the possibility of getting busted? Especially busted by the Chinese govt? Fucking stoners man...if weed (or anything else) is that important to your daily existence you probably could use a little time off anyway.

whoa whoa, settle down. first of all, im the one who started this thread, NOT the one going to china, soraanaam is going to china, im going to new jersey, and its not so important that i cant go a day without it, i just calmly asked if anyone had any experiance i could benefit from, and like i said in the very first post, my flight, the day ill be out of town is april 20th... to go without would be like going without turkey on thanksgiving, it can be done, but why?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!

WORD. ive given out too much in the last day, but i tried, SOS.

[poly800rock]

whoa whoa, settle down. im the one who started this thread, NOT the one going to china i might add, and its not so important that i cant go a day without it, i just calmly asked if anyone had any experiance i could benefit from, and like i said in the very first post, my flight, the day ill be out of town is april 20th... to go without would be like going without turkey on thanksgiving, it can be done, but why?

because it's illegal....turkeys are still legal last time i checked.

just go ahead and do it, i'm anxiously awaiting your return to supertalk in either the weekend later, or maybe a while later. either way, you have a story to tell when you come back home.

[dino might]

because it's illegal....turkeys are still legal last time i checked.

the legality of it is irrelevent, arem was just calling myself and others junkies for being so addicted, which isnt the case.

[corporategrunt]

So have you talked to your host about his/her hookups? considering that good 40% (according to some study) Americans have done it at one point in their lives - i don't think it is the most offensive topic to bring up unless your host has some past history/ strong viewpoint regarding things of that nature.

[cheapmuthafukr]

or find out if sufu heads live close to where youre going and have them hook you up.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Damn, I hate cops!

I need to bust they chops

always gettin' props for the niggas they pop

peep,

I smoke weed

get weeded

cause I need it to calm my nerves before a pig get bleeded

I got busted for less than a gram of hash

they wanna cram my ass

in the slammer

that punk po-po

bringin' back hash from Amsterdam is a no-no

I didn't know they would catch me

punk mutt fetch me

stretched me out at Customs

gotta bust 'em

I can't call it

they found it in my wallet

now Customs got me

and I just can't stall it

I wish they would leave me alone

dog lookin' at me like

feed me a bone

he might bite me

very likely

they had to strike me with a fine or time

I said fine

mines was 500 bones

for a gram of hash

my mind was blown

come back to Michigan

so we can pitch again

federal offense

now I better go & convince the judge...

.................

[red]

why is it that on superfuture this is lauded as a feasible plan, whereas on PLANET FUCKING EARTH most people would consider this to be the words of a mildly retarded boy, or at best a high functioning autistic?

you guys need to stick to meticulously wearing pants on the computernet.

next thing you know, a few of you are gonna try to go rob Old Man Quilles' bodega....

by well-planned, i meant he put alot of thought into these absurd schemes.

example from another thread:

Best thing for you to do is file the claim.

But, you could also ask someone on Hypebeast forums to buy off him, and then ask for an address. After you get the address, suscribe him with thousands of advertisments and register his name under it. His parents will get pissed that their son is fucking their whole mailbox up with porn, diet ads, etc.

Another way, is to ask a Hypebeast mod or SF mod to just check what his password is on the forum, and hopefully it matches the same password of the Paypal account, log in, flush out his whole bank and then hopefully his email pw is the same, so you could change his PW, and then just withdrawl all the money and close your/his account.

or you could take his picture and photoshop it, and spread it like herpes and he'll become efamous.

[dino might]

So have you talked to your host about his/her hookups? considering that good 40% (according to some study) Americans have done it at one point in their lives - i don't think it is the most offensive topic to bring up unless your host has some past history/ strong viewpoint regarding things of that nature.

i dont know her very well at all, thus i dont know if its something shed take up offense to or not, and like i said, its a family friend, so i dont need her blowing up and running her mouth if she does by chance have a problem with it

[BTT]

why is it that on superfuture this is lauded as a feasible plan, whereas on PLANET FUCKING EARTH most people would consider this to be the words of a mildly retarded boy, or at best a high functioning autistic?

When you mean 'high functioning autistic' you mean, in comparision of Kim Peek and Daniel Tammet?

then thanks, sweetie.

[HEWSINATOR]

in Canada, they never have dogs for commercial flights (canadian police also don't care about weed anyway) so it's pretty safe.

Last time I was in Calgary, there was a dog at the only exit after getting checked baggage. So this is false. I am not going to say I know for certain this was a "drug" dog, but to say never is false. Further, I would disagree that Canadian police do not care. Moot point, as Customs does.

People go to jail for stupid crap like this everyday, if you want a chance at that, go for it. Is it that important to you to even risk a 1/1000 chance?

[Aramyr]

Hash was not very hard to find in China, in my experience, just fyi, and it was quite cheap. Trying to take drugs over there is asking to be pounded in the ass though.

[mspark]

I've taken weed with me in my check-in luggage going from Oakland to Boston twice, and have had it shipped to me from Oakland to Boston twice. Never been caught. I just put it in a tin of coffee and glue the tin lid back down so it looks unopened, keep the coffee in to mask the smell.

Last month when i traveled from NYC to Brussels, muthafuckas drilled a hole in my can of shaving cream and expertly soldered the shit back. I wouldnt chance bringing weedon a flight. I dont like jail.

[Kasper]

Further, I would disagree that Canadian police do not care. Moot point, as Customs does.

People go to jail for stupid crap like this everyday, if you want a chance at that, go for it. Is it that important to you to even risk a 1/1000 chance?

well, getting caught with a reasonably small amount (let's say half an ounce) out of a domestic flight could only lead to a possession count. now, the worst thing that can happen out of that is a small fine, not to mention that police never prosecute these cases. i forgot the number, but there is very very few possession trials in canada and most are thrown out cause judges find it's a big waste of public money. i think no other issue unite canadians more than the need for the reintroduction of the decriminalization bill (or legalization altogether) the liberal were suppose to introduce in 2005 and never did.

case in point, last friday, was at a clubs with friends, we went outside for a smoke, some friends lighted up a joint so we were smoking on the sidewalk and 2 cops passed by walking, i didn't bother trying to hide or anything and the only thing they said was that i should at least try to pretend to hide the joint or something and they said it as some kind of joke and left. pretty much anyone i know that smokes weed has been caught smoking by the cops and i don't know anyone who has ever gotten anything worse than having is weed stolen or thrown away. selling and importing is different though...

[poly800rock]

well, getting caught with a reasonably small amount (let's say half an ounce) out of a domestic flight could only lead to a possession count. now, the worst thing that can happen out of that is a small fine, not to mention that police never prosecute these cases. i forgot the number, but there is very very few possession trials in canada and most are thrown out cause judges find it's a big waste of public money. i think no other issue unite canadians more than the need for the reintroduction of the decriminalization bill (or legalization altogether) the liberal were suppose to introduce in 2005 and never did.

case in point, last friday, was at a clubs with friends, we went outside for a smoke, some friends lighted up a joint so we were smoking on the sidewalk and 2 cops passed by walking, i didn't bother trying to hide or anything and the only thing they said was that i should at least try to pretend to hide the joint or something and they said it as some kind of joke and left. pretty much anyone i know that smokes weed has been caught smoking by the cops and i don't know anyone who has ever gotten anything worse than having is weed stolen or thrown away. selling and importing is different though...

i think there is a big difference between street cops and people that search your bags.

[HEWSINATOR]

Thanks Poly, this was partly my point, though not as concise as your simple and affective answer.

Put it this way. The street cops job is not primarily to bust you with weapons and drugs, however it is the job of the customs personnel.

[Kasper]

i think there is a big difference between street cops and people that search your bags.

well, for domestic flights in canada, the ppl who check the bags are rent-a-cop (they're not even armed) so the only thing they can do is to call the real cop, which is basically the local police, which is basically those street cops so i'm gonna have to disagree with you on this on. their jobs is to make sure nobody has a bomb in their luggage, not to catch ppl who have a couple grams of weed. international flights are a totally different thing though

[Kasper]

Thanks Poly, this was partly my point, though not as concise as your simple and affective answer.

Put it this way. The street cops job is not primarily to bust you with weapons and drugs, however it is the job of the customs personnel.

again, i was talking about DOMESTIC flights, there's not custom personnel involved with domestic flights, it's not their jurisdiction.

[polishmike]

i think there is a big difference between street cops and people that search your bags.

Not really. The people that search your bags have to alert the transit authorities, which are essentially cops. You get charged with possession either way. It doesn't matter when or where it happens. When you get caught just shut up and get a lawyer. If it's your first time you might get away with a slap on the wrist.

[poly800rock]

i can't speak for canada. you guys got those crazy shoot up heroin hosptials now too. but even in the US, the TSA is essentially a "rent-a-cop" as you put it, but even if they can/can't arrest you, it's their sole job to make your life a living hell.