Movie Quotes When You're Drunk

[JesseJB]

I love to bust out some serious Lebowski shit when Im piss drunk. What movies do you guys tend to quote when you drink with your buddies?

[sean_]

not movies, but lines from rap songs

stuntin like my daddy was that shit last weekend, i cant even count the amount of times it was beligerently yelled across houses/bars/streets/cabs it was awesome

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yeah definitely rap songs. can't think of any right now, but that's what i do when i'm inebriated.

[mis]

I take two coconut husks and bang them together like I'm riding a horse.

Lets not go to Camelot, tis a silly place

[superdupersang]

i tell my fav joke:

part 1.

what do you call a 3 legged donkey?

a wonkey

part 2.

where does a wonkey live?

in an unstable.

i also went through a stage of speaking french, very badly, when pissed out of my tree.

this coincided with the most excellent, but rather brief time that i was had to bet off the ladies with a cricket bat, due to my sexual attractivitty. but alas, it petered out as abruptly to whence it came.

oh well..

[almondcrush]

lately ive taken to calling people comrade and saying dasvidanya in a bad moose and squirrel accent

apparently ive also been very critical of capitalist pigs

[fndmybetterhalf]

i bust out accents when im drunk.... DAS GOOOOOD (russian accent of some sort...probably not though)

[Guest Berget__]

not movies, but lines from rap songs

stuntin like my daddy was that shit last weekend, i cant even count the amount of times it was beligerently yelled across houses/bars/streets/cabs it was awesome

yeah definitely rap songs. can't think of any right now, but that's what i do when i'm inebriated.

Damn straight. Same here. The "Im a playa pimp, been shot nine times but I dont walk with a limp" line from 50 cent is a classic. Or the random lil jon shouts "OKAAAY" "WHAAT" and "YEEAAAH".

[cheapmuthafukr]

my favorite is [slur]hey girl, whats your name[/slur]

[denimdestroyedmylife]

don't worry. it's me, casper

[cheapmuthafukr]

don't worry. it's me, casper

thread over.:eek:

[sycamore no more]

These snozberries taste like snozberries.

Hey! Bear fucker!

[junglejane]

I speak in different languages when I'm drunk. I mix them up to create new phrases.

[keri]

i do a lot of theokayyy and whaat's......and depending on who were with i might get into a heated political debate.... or talk about all sorts of physics and space travel....

i think i'm a nerd.

[cheapmuthafukr]

man... i did some drunken dialing last night... i guess i called this girl i met in tampa and then called my ex and asked her to come over.

i had drank half a 5th of whiskey and 2 beers.

[FootlooseSF]

"Yeah, I'm drunk.So what? Beautiful..." - Eddie Murphy - Delirious

[samsikle]

i bust out accents when im drunk.... DAS GOOOOOD (russian accent of some sort...probably not though)

hey me too! except i say what the fuuuuuuuuck? in a silly accent also.

[notesee]

Danzig - Mother

And "Oh you mad, cause I'm stylin on you" from the rap battle gone wrong vid.

[dokydoky]

I usually turn British and/or quote Hold Steady and Replacements songs out of context.

[JesseJB]

I usually turn British and/or quote Hold Steady and Replacements songs out of context.

"gonna walk around gonna walk around gonna walk around and drink!" I was singing that over and over as I was wasted running to the ocean to wash my jeans last month lol

[naffbdp]

Glengarry Glen Ross.

[mswill_i_am]

on occasion, if asked, i'll start my obnoxious/awful british accent....or i'll relate everything to seinfeld...or i'll get stupidly confrontational. :-X

[artificialsky]

"im kind of a big deal... people know me. i have many fine, leather-bound books, and my house smells of rich mahagony..."

[red]

on occasion, if asked, i'll start my obnoxious/awful british accent....or i'll relate everything to seinfeld...or i'll get stupidly confrontational. :-X

welcome to the future ms. will_i_am. im your husbands mistress.

i almost always "freestyle".

[naturaljax]

as of recently it's been a lot of "BALLINNNNNN"

[mswill_i_am]

welcome to the future ms. will_i_am. im your husbands mistress.

i almost always "freestyle".

thanks red. husbands mistress?

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as of recently it's been a lot of "BALLINNNNNN"

man no offense to you directly, but i can't stand that shit...

yeah freestyling is fun ...

[lil brown brother]

... uhm "sey helo tooh mah lil fren"

what i tell the ladies when im drunk...... never worked

[GoodHustle]

as of recently it's been a lot of "BALLINNNNNN"

unfortunately i do this as well, even when i'm not durnk...sorry ftb! well i've been doing it only to break up uncomfortable silences or when it's totally random and completely out of context.

[englandmj7]

Damn straight. Same here. The "Im a playa pimp, been shot nine times but I dont walk with a limp" line from 50 cent is a classic. Or the random lil jon shouts "OKAAAY" "WHAAT" and "YEEAAAH".

In the U.S. of A, this is now strictly reserved for members of amazing fraternities. Chappelle's Lil' Jon phrases can only be recited whilst clad in distressed, tilted earth tone-colored hats, white pucca shell necklaces, and Rainbow sandals......you choose shirt/shorts.

I usually throw beer at people who do it, but if you have naked Swedish girls with you I can forgive.