shitting your pants in denim?!

[tg76]

a friend was at my place drinking and went outside for a pee (bathroom up 42 stairs him drunk and lazy) he was drunk enough to not pull it out proppa and pissed all through his nudies....

4 months later his jeans split,

me: um remember when you pissed your pants? did you wash them?

pisspants: of course i did what do you think i am!

me: bring them over before we go out and ill mend them

pisspants: awesome

tick tock tick tock

pisspants: sorry im late....i had to wash the jeans before you touched them...

me: ...you didnt wash them then did you?

pisspants: im so embarressed, please dont tell anyone

no good wears or fades were gained from marinating them in urine for 4 months

[thomas_highstreet]

"I had some orange roughy two nights ago and experienced the same oily discharge. "

[joey_formal]

im in the market for some fine vintage shit stained denim, urine marination is a plus as well, any takers, i think i could sling them to 575 for their next season shit...pardon the pun

[Kittybiccy]

pmsl! this thread is so funny.

ps. I have nothing to add luckily

[Pandemonium]

lolll...

really would like to know if this qualifies as wabi sabi.

ROFL.

[Maynard Friedman]

Bumping this shitty thread…

[ColonelAngus]

Heavy Shartillery