Random Thoughts...

[bouwnt]

wowowowoowowowow:eek::eek: this is hot!!!

yép my penies is Engorged with blood.

[redX]

i think his brain missed the 'trauma' part. but damn in soviet russia women do fuckin' rape you, i lol'd at that

[m1sterko]

anyone know what kind of dog this is? (right)

[Seething Tortoise]

^Dog looks like a welsh corgi, but not as stumpy...probably because its a pup. I'm no dog expert though.

My older brother asked me if I'd think about going to Beijing with him for 4 days at the end of July.

Thing is, it's not for much. We'd be going to watch a football (soccer) match, maybe a little bit of sightseeing. Other than that, food, I don't know what else there'd be to do in Beijing.

I don't feel like shopping and/or getting ripped by random mainland Chinese I come across. It'd be a good experience, but it's a long distance to go for a football game.

I've pretty much abandoned going to New York this summer, was looking forward to that shit too. Some of the fam thinks my younger brother may have spent his school fees on random shit and has done the same with the money I lent him. His reluctance to go to the bank doesn't help his case either. I still trust in my bro though.

My 21st is also coming up too, I can't do anything because I am currently peasant status, due to the above. Other than a little meal out with fam and friends, I've got nothing.

[Paean]

today was fucking mind blowing

[Paean]

im still a litttle high right now

[fg0d]

yesterday, my friend got ripped off for a bulk drug buy

he has a problem where his hands are so inflamed and waxy looking he cant even bend them

he sat in his car with the doors locked and his hand to his face and he looked like god had just done him wrong on so many occasions

[redX]

looks like Ein from Cowboy Bebop

can't seem to be able to make the image work... /fail

[Jimbo69]

yesterday, my friend got ripped off for a bulk drug buy

he has a problem where his hands are so inflamed and waxy looking he cant even bend them

he sat in his car with the doors locked and his hand to his face and he looked like god had just done him wrong on so many occasions

i know exactly how your friend feels

jesus hates me too

[lawless]

I take a gatoraid break to get everything straight

Now i'm sittin here like how much gatoraid make?

[evisu 2000]

the new jil collection is pretty on point

dope prints

[w00tah]

one my moms friends said i had a 'money nose'

koreans like to study the face too much

[fg0d]

i know exactly how your friend feels

jesus hates me too

he hates his life.

[chantheman]

i heart zooey deschanel

PJFutyUrllo

[st. cloud]

one my moms friends said i had a 'money nose'

koreans like to study the face too much

I don't think it's just Koreans. My [Chinese] mom and I were talking about genes and she said that I was lucky to have inherited a big nose because people with bigger noses are usually the ones who end up rolling in $$$.

:confused:

[evisu 2000]

i got a big nose

still broke tho

a friend of my mom's who used to run a jewelry store said i had the earlobes of a rich man

hah

[w00tah]

I don't think it's just Koreans. My [Chinese] mom and I were talking about genes and she said that I was lucky to have inherited a big nose because people with bigger noses are usually the ones who end up rolling in $$$.

:confused:

in korea a bigger nose means you have a big penis

[dy616]

the kids i work with are so fuckin cuuuute. this four year old can wink <3

shitty cameraphone concept

i want to kidnap him

i used to work at a local park n rec center, and my boss got super pissed at me for always teaching the kids borderline illegal things or patronizing them.

examples:

- taught them how to play texas hold'em, used legos as chips. they stack nicely.

- some little black kid was eating a fuckton of powdered donuts, so i told him to scratch his neck feverishly and jitter about all the time, like tyrone biggums.

[6ixes&7evens]

anyone else smoke cigarettes while pooping?

[sawyer]

`-`

[whitney]

the man that lives below me seems to have a fetish for mirrors. everytime I have to exit via garage door he's added more mirrors

last count was thirty one

I didn't think he can add anymore cos there's only so much wall space but then he got small round mirrors

[mrip]

money nose?

[w00tah]

yeah money nose

not frugal/stingy as fuck nose

[branespload]

wtfwtfwtwftf my mom just added me on facebook. i thought this would never happen. shit it's time to modify some friend list.

dude just add her. i didn't add my mom and she got really offended, and never added me again. she sent me some heated PMs too. LOL. just avoid the trouble..

[原料かば]

anyone else smoke cigarettes while pooping?

my cousins gf does. she also says things like, "here you can have mines"

[sistersuzie]

^^ i sometimes say "mines" when i'm wasted or very tired, but i got a good excuse, i'm french hehe

[junglejane]

dude just add her. i didn't add my mom and she got really offended, and never added me again. she sent me some heated PMs too. LOL. just avoid the trouble..

i have a whole shitload of family members on facebook, but they're cool so I really don't care. I love how my mom and aunts share recipes and shit on their walls.

[m1sterko]

what about adding your teachers/professors on facebook?

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ only cool ones

i have 3 high school teachers as facebook friends but theyre all cool people that i honestly wouldnt be embarrassed to hang out with

[junglejane]

what about adding your teachers/professors on facebook?

only if they're hot and you have a minimum chance of banging