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no work today makes me so happy even though its dumpshit weather out.

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i'm back guys, greece was wild, the dutch were wilder, damn dutch girls are beautiful. now i need to work as much as i can so i can spend it all in new york.

dutch girls are fuckin smokinnnnnnnnnnnn

anyway, just got to work and cannot wait to leave and go home and play resident evil 4. thank god i only have a halfday today

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i went to grad night at disneyland last night. i planned to smoke a cigarette, so i asked a girl in a store where the "smoking section" was.

she tells me its around the corner, in an alley.

so i walk to said alley, and light up. After about, I'd say, 3 puffs. a guy in a white shirt w/ a badge and a ridiculous hat comes to me and tells me to get up, and proceeds to flash a light in my eye. i stepped back and wobbled a little bit (drunk), and he asked me what i was on, why i was so sweaty (came back from dance floor) and tells me to empty out my pockets. i obviously have nothing on me, and insists that i was more than just cigarettes, because my pupils are huge?. at this point, idk what i can do to get him to realize that i actually AM sober and that i only have cigarettes on me.

i feel like he gets fed up with the fact that im doing nothing wrong, and takes my cigarettes and lighter because its a "non-smoking event"

free to go :\

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my gf might be down with h1n1 since her sister just received the confirmation that shes is infected.

shit isnt that bad right?

edit: HAPPY 500TH POST TO ME

wouldn't sweat it blud, how many people from the first world have actually had serious complications, or even died..?

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wouldn't sweat it blud, how many people from the first world have actually had serious complications, or even died..?

du im not sure. thats why im worried. but thanks guys!

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du im not sure. thats why im worried. but thanks guys!

yeah, it was rhetorical. not many, and if peeps have died 'from swine flu' they have generally had other serious issues concurrently.

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egg sandwich.... must have egg sandwich

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The Russian president is in Amsterdam atm, three blocks away from my house. I can see the fireworks, and I hear the music they play for him.

Yesterday I wondered what would happen if someone would shoot him, and/or the queen.

Has happened before.

Crazy times.

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i need to fuckin sleep but

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I think it's been 10 years since I last saw "a test of the emergency broadcast system BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP"

Do they even do that anymore?

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I don't need a TV screen, I just stick the aerial into my skin and let the signal run through my veins.

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ncie boys don't play rock n roll

edit: wow just hit 3k posts !

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