Random Thoughts...

[Oxy.]

Stop trying to call everyone out. Stop acting as if you're a student. You're a fucking teacher, it's not professional to talk shit about students. Why the hell are so fucking lazy too? You're the 1st fucking teacher that won't stay after; some people can't make it to class 7am to make up a test.

[capa]

I Neeeedddd Cashhhh.

[jasutek]

I Neeeedddd Cashhhh.

ME TOO MAYN. i owe $650 on my credit card and i still need to buy christmas gifts for people. this is bullshizzle mang

oh yea, mofos wont pay me back either. $3500 out to people as loans. bullshizzzle

[julzkind]

btw, this is the worst eid ever.

i want turkey sausage.

[16steps]

eid isnt until march (always a persian concept)

[julzkind]

what are you talking about?

eid al adha is always a certain time during hajj and that time has passed, soooo....

who cares, i want more money. wtf.

[samsikle]

honestly, i was almost late to my first class of the day, and i usually take the elevator since it's on the third floor. and so this guy comes out of the elevator, and all the buttons are lit. he seriously presses all the buttons of the elevator before getting out. who the fuck does that!?

[capa]

this girl that i semi-dated in high school totally fucked me over. two years later she doesn't look very good and is super excited to get true religion jeans for christmas. this makes me feel good.

[samsikle]

even worse!

anyways, under -15C/ -20C it's always too cold to live

it's a bit into december and i'm still able to walk outside with a t-shirt, cardigan, and scarf and still be fine. spoiled california winters, i don't know if i'll be able to handle the cold holidays in france D=

[6ixes&7evens]

http://www.blogtactic.com/2008/09/blog-marketing-tactics-charity-porn.html

i cant explain how heart warming and arousing this is.

[Handlethevibe]

honestly, i was almost late to my first class of the day, and i usually take the elevator since it's on the third floor. and so this guy comes out of the elevator, and all the buttons are lit. he seriously presses all the buttons of the elevator before getting out. who the fuck does that!?

I'm sure a good majority of sufuers do that, or will start to after reading your post.

[Muhai]

me/worm combo

I just decided we should never procreate...

[doctorworm]

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT lN HERE?????

[doctorworm]

hold on a sec here

if i am interpreting your post right, it is deeply disturbing

it implies that one: i would masturbate to an image that is one half made up of myself

and two: that the rest of sufu would masturbate to this strange androgynous girl/boy that is one half me and one half my girlfriend

if this interpretation is correct please get your head checked out

[evisu 2000]

thatlooks like someone but i can't place it

and no i don't mean you

[evisu 2000]

ME TOO MAYN. i owe $650 on my credit card and i still need to buy christmas gifts for people. this is bullshizzle mang

oh yea, mofos wont pay me back either. $3500 out to people as loans. bullshizzzle

whenever i lend money to people i pretty much never expect them to pay me back

oddly enough they never do

[Francis Xavier]

I Neeeedddd Cashhhh.

HX0fIi3H-es

[nickthechibi]

who invented the internet?

who gets paid for maintaining the internet?

why are the Babybel mini cheese wheels so good?

how does Chinese water torture work?

1. the government put drugs in the water to pacify us

2. fuck stupid teachers

[suremanok]

Fuck I'm out of shape.

[doctorworm]

post after mine?

it seems the real question is

are you alright?

i have a feeling this is a case of 4.0itis

[juliaN.]

I Neeeedddd Cashhhh.

you and me both. shit, im broke as a joke. went to 7-11 to inquire about workin the night shift, then decided the $25/hour (not us dollar) wasn't worth it. still considering McD's for the free pair of red monkeys tho

[chronoaug]

2nd consecutive all nighter. Can't even bother trying to sleep till 1pm tuesday eastern time. I'm curious to see how my body/mind holds up this 2nd night. Been awake since sunday morning. It's a beautiful thing

[Mr Waffles]

i got fucking exams tom. so i cant go out and get drunk tonight even though panthers just dominated the bucs.

aahhhh i dont have any money anyways. fuck it.

I know stuart scott is out here somewhere waiting for me to buy him shots.

[chronoaug]

The fuck? My roomate and his buddy just won the $1000 beer pong tournament. My friend and i bowed out in the quarterfinals. Fucking shit, man. Lucky assholes.

[GiZMO]

That WorMu picture is cool I don't know which side is who though (left worm?)

my rep power is super freakin weak

[doctorworm]

neither side is one or the other

everything is just sorta fused together. feel me?

i think so anyway

also bouwnt

your rep = epic lulz, damn liar!

i meant to post a random thought in here about a drunk guy from boston who tried to buy me and my friend shots at the boris show the other day. Highlights of conversing with him:

"Look at how fucking skinny this guy is!!! (to my friend as if i were not right there) Look at his fucking skinny jeans! and yo yo yo yo yo, you know what i love? HE ROCKS EM!"

"A lot of people think i am an asshole. You know... because of the Boston thing"

"Look at this guys fucking collar! He's a fuckin movie star!"

my friends last name is sugar

"Sugar? Get the fuck out of here! If my name was Sugar I'd get laid all the fucking time! I mean... I already get laid all the fucking time, but you know... Hey ladies... you want some spice? Cause I'm ----- Sugar!"

"YO! Let's go spice on some ladies!"

"Yo Rhode Island is the best state in the union. Know why? Cause it's fuckin true. If your a skater you fucking skate. If your skinny you wear fucking skinny jeans."

When he saw that my shoes had holographic American flags on them he said

"yooooo... i need a chest bump for that"

i obliged, not wanting to offend a large drunken bostonian.

[sawyer]

i'm excited for the new AC album

bownt have you heard any of the leaks?

[julzkind]

i wish i could sleep like a cat.

just curl up anywhere, and knock the fuck out.

[Chris-Craft]

this makes me sad.

[freecat]

ha i was 5 too 15 years ago so it'd be no use. i need to go back in time, that is all haha.

ha you're pretty south, close to spain. i want beaches, warmth, wine and music.

i envy your location right now.

it's fucking -23C / -9F here daaaaaaaamn

haha. i'd like to go back in time too, but not 1993, not sure the 90's are the best decade to time travel.

it's actually not that warm lately (though i mostly wear tee shirts and leather jacket, but i'm very cold resistant), like around 5-10°C in the afternoon.

but until late october i was going to class in tee shirt at 7am. And the summer is so warmmmm !

Barcelona is like 4h30 away, 2h from the sea, 3h from the snow... 2 minutes from the wine ! I think i did the right choice moving there !

i don't know if i'll be able to handle the cold holidays in france D=

I know you will !

btw, I'll help ya on cote d'ivoire, i can even help you writing it.