Random Thoughts...

[Akira]

in 8th grade i sat next to this kid, ricky, who used to pull his jeans flat on his dick, call my name and then somehow pop it...

which leads me to believe it was hard all the time and a mating call of some sort.

I'm confused...

[Harry Sledge]

Yessssss! Nice liccle break coming up.

[jordanelias]

I just realised that Ken and Ben have different roots.

Kenjamin!?

[Kodiak]

he wants the exact same shoes AgentJ bought a few months ago

speaking of which it looks like AgentJ is having a good time at Parsons because he doesn't post here anymore

too bad kodiak goes to community college in Chico or whatever

You're seriously stupid. Who cares if i want the same shoes AgentJ has? It's not like he's the only one to have them, you have some pretty similar shoes, so you have no room to talk.

[U MAD]

can't register for my fucking classes online and they're filling up

goddamn school website

[ProfMonnitoff]

how did agentj get into parsons?

i mean i didnt even apply but fuck

[Sammy You]

i applied with only my doodles

i didnt have any life drawings and shiitttt

i got in

[julzkind]

I'm confused...

made sense in my head

/shrug

[aizan]

found another doppelganger, this time sidneylo:

http://flickr.com/photos/94919422@N00/1116806894/

[ProfMonnitoff]

all rook same

[jeepster]

I don't know why I forced myself to eat that sandwich when I know I've been in bed all day sick.

I don't think it was the sandwich though. I had to sit with the lamest girl on campus - STORY TIME.

This is the story of "Hey Girl". Her name is actually Rachel, but no one calls her that unless its to her face due to the fact that she never bothers to learn anyone's name, so when she sees another girl she just says "Hey girl!" instead. Essentially, she is the most naive, annoying, soulless, boring, irate, irrationally lame, useless human being I've ever met. She must've been ridiculously sheltered before she came to college because she does not understand normal human interaction and for that, she sucks. Not because she's bad at it, but for the fact that she doesn't even bother to have any grasp of self-realization that she sucks so much. Beyond her personality, she's 4'10", and maybe 90 lbs. Not anorexic, just no body fat. She obsessively works out, and obsessively does anything. She can talk the paint off walls but never seems to say anything and uses personal pronouns far too much, like she has never had any experience that has allowed her to see beyond the tip of her nose. All in all, she is a non-human. She is probably the worst of the non-humans I've met here at school, but goddamn, this girl is gonna find herself one day and realize she is empty and without any substance. Unfortunate.

EDIT: I also don't even know her last name, which I'm more than happy to not know.

[High Monika]

You should put it in her butt. I'm sure that would cause several realizations.

[jeepster]

You should put it in her butt. I'm sure that would cause several realizations.

I'd probably split her in twain

I also would never do that.

I have standards.

She is not human. I only sex human females.

[bernt]

Surely you can make an exception for some hate-fucking?

[HBlack]

pictures are needed for this

[jeepster]

Surely you can make an exception for some hate-fucking?

No. Not ever with this one.

EDIT to HBlack: lookin, don't even think she has a facebook. Like I said, I don't know her last name.

[freecat]

she is empty

then fill her

[tangerine]

What is her major

[jeepster]

What is her major

Couldn't tell you. Don't think she's really good at anything. She's dumb as a stump.

still lookin for that pic. Gimme some more time and you'll see what I mean.

[Egpt]

Couldn't tell you. Don't think she's really good at anything. She's dumb as a stump.

still lookin for that pic. Gimme some more time and you'll see what I mean.

why the fuck does daniway have to make her way into every conversation in this forum?

[whitney]

[TransparentCranium]

aybabay........

[16steps]

someone popsted a wheres waldo pic in reference to that dudeway pic

it was epic

edit:

[jeepster]

ok pic found, but I warn you, its kinda heinous... this was from Homecoming. Only picture I could find hahhaha

et viola:

[6ixes&7evens]

Godamn Look At Those Legs!!!

[whitney]

if she didn't stick out her chest like that she wouldn't have any breasts and thats just sad

[jeepster]

if she didn't stick out her chest like that she wouldn't have any breasts and thats just sad

she's built like a 8 year old boy.

[skiniks]

what's a du gotta do to get some damn tabbouleh in this bitch!?!?! cot damn hummus only havin ass motha fuckas

[Chris-Craft]

she looks smashable...unless shes as vapid as you say jeepster.

[jeepster]

she looks smashable...unless shes as vapid as you say jeepster.

I'll try and record the conversation the next time I get stuck in one with her.

And not smashable at all. Unless you have no backbone.