The ugliest Jeans in the world thread.

[Rivet Head]

The assless bucklebacks have my vote...can't get any worse than that!

[clover]

yeah that's what I just needed... easy zipper access to the back door..

jesus christ that's disgusting...

[broken_dubz]

we have some new contenders, i remember around early 2000's there was a trend in HK to wear the really baggy top - tapered leg jeans, looks like the norgays have copped on to this horrendous style:

[Motion]

looks like drop crotch denim...

[powerviolence]

whyred? julian red?

I kinda like them, but they would look dumb on me

Looks like they dont even come in the model's size

[broken_dubz]

the brand is humor...some of the other stuff looks ok, i wouldnt wear any of it myself.

[dralfonzo]

these are truely special:

"COST OVER £300 NEW BUT SELLING WITH NO RESERVE!"

*pukes on cock*

[Hendodo]

^^ i think we have a winner.

[scoki]

ughhhh.. i think it's funny how the dude on far left is squeezing his arm into the girl to make his bicep look bigger.

[WeThreeVoices]

who thought it was a good idea to have bright white chunky looking stitching. not to mention the terrible faux-wear and cross / skull / other tired out meaningless imagery.

what is the name of that brand? those are truly hideous, worse than true religion. (and probs cost as much or more)

[Kregg]

And the third dude looks 40

[scoki]

what is the name of that brand? those are truly hideous, worse than true religion. (and probs cost as much or more)

Laguna Beach Jeans Co.

"LAGUNA BEACH. Denim Clothing That Rocks. There Are. Good Reasons. Why. Laguna Beach Jean Co. Stands Out. From The Crowd. The Leader in Denim Look ..."

I heard about them from a friend's friend who was going on and on about how awesome they were, how much they cost, and the crystals. we got into an argument / debate on denim quality and design. it ended up with him saying that my jeans could be dipped in tea to sweeten them. wtf i don't remember exactly.. got wasted...

[Charlie Delta]

LOLing at the guy on the far right...

[dralfonzo]

henious. the dude on the right looks like that twat who owns abercrombie & fitch

[Osmosis Jones]

He's so old that his pecs sag.

[Linwe]

Copius amounts of silicon, fake tan and bastardised copies of shitty TR jeans...damn that's gross.

[broken_dubz]

^nastayyy - the ppl at my school will be wearing them next semester

[Ed x TWWK]

I had to bring this back up for these.

[manifestchaos]

What, no Dsquared leather-trimmed tighty-whitey jeans yet?

They also have a pair I've only seen once (on LVR I think it was) which came with a "rubber phallic insert" that was of course present during the distressing process, so there was a clear outline of a giant circumcised man-salami hanging 9 inches down the inside of one leg. Truly awful.

But the Dsquared twins have at least made some pretty rockin washes in their time (even while I know some will disagree). On the other hand ....

For those of you laughing about Laguna Beach Jean Co. monstrosities, you haven't even seen the pockets, which are far and away the worst part. They are atrocious enough from the front what with the terrible fading and hideous extra-thick contrast stitching, but check this shit out ... priced at $275!!!

[michaelttizzle]

[heflys]

priced at $275!!!

But don't you want that OC style!? Hand placed, "sexy" Swarovski Crystals on your ass!? All the no-style havin celebs be wearing them!? Don't you want to be cool!? Huh.....huh......... HUH!?!?

[manifestchaos]

But don't you want that OC style!? Hand placed, "sexy" Swarovski Crystals on your ass!? All the no-style havin celebs be wearing them!? Don't you want to be cool!? Huh.....huh......... HUH!?!?

I could cry myself to sleep looking at the pictures I posted. It's one thing to see the rest of the monstrosities in this thread and imagining the solitary, style-less crackheads who try to pull them off .... but Laguna Beach jeans sell like hotcakes on eModa, DJPremium, and I'm sure other, similar platforms for trend-of-the-moment brandname-emblazoned over-embellished shit. There's actually a market for this trash, there are fucking thousands of little teenage bastards running around wearing those!

I've only seen one pair in three dimensions on a human being, on Queen St. in Toronto, and they were uglier than the fake Rock & Republics I saw a few minutes earlier, which is saying a lot.

[Johnnylazar]

Check this shit out!

[dralfonzo]

my eyes are bleeding

[salaami]

if i shat &pissed on them it would be an improvement.

[heflys]

Man, this site is fucked.....Can't even seem to implant images...

Anyway, one of my kidneys failed after looking at this.........

http://www.keycloset.com/store/men/crystal/denim/diamond-studded-10-000-dragon/tiger-denim/prod_120.html

$10,000 for them shits.....................Spending $10,000 to be the epitome of word Douche....

[morse9443]

^^here you go heflys.

"Button-flap pockets at back with top-grade diamond buttons"

Hold on, top-grade diamonds? I'll take two pairs. Shits are heinous.

[Lucas]

[La Brea]

Brody... what a douchebag.

[heflys]

^^here you go heflys.

"Button-flap pockets at back with top-grade diamond buttons"

Hold on, top-grade diamonds? I'll take two pairs. Shits are heinous.

People are paying top dollar to fail. The jeans look like a shitty boot-cut you could find at the local A&F.....I won't even comment on the diamond shtick; it speaks for itself. I mean, what's the incentive to buy this shit? Too get more pussy (which you can get for a lot cheaper/free), or to prove to the poor plebs how "fabulous" you are? Looking like a tacky shit-stain all the while.......

These never cease to amaze.