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Ever heard of the Heartbreakers? No I didn't think so. While Slimane's references are pretty in your face at times you don't even have the modicum of culture necessary to get them. I certainly don't pretend to like everything or even the majority of things Dior Homme released over the years but to dismiss it as crap is missing the point, but I guess that's the problem with 99% of the posters on this board; they're into buying clothes but not into "fashion" as a system to be studied.

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modicum /quote]...bhwahawhahhahaa!
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doing random searches i landed on this gem.

i just want everyone to know that i just went back to the sale, since my job is a mere five blocks away, with my female coworker and using her as a cover i managed to get right into the middle of the fray. i totally affected a gay lilt to my voice in order to calm the savage beasts. you think crocodile hunter is raw?

there were soft titties at less than arm's length away from my face, and i stared some

right in the face. i'm talking excuse-me-miss-i'm-so-sorry-i-bumped-into-you-but-can-i-chew-on-the-angel-food-cake-like- firmness-of-your-bosom?

i had all these ladies in the changing area thinking i was gay and not giving a fuck to strip down to their underwear in front of me, it was hilarious. gentlemen,

bring a lady to the sale and get wild tarzan jungle gym homo with it- you'll have

mental meat beat material for weeks.

god punished me though, because as i left, i had to see an octegenarian in a pink grandma bra.

im kinda pissed about this though i was gone all of august and missed alot of epic threads.

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urine has large amounts of nitrogen which helps the indigo bind to the cotton better. by using a piss soak, you can get maximum shrinkage whilst maintaining indigo dye levels and minimizing residual indigo crocking. also, the salt in urine naturally and gently draws out the sizing (starch) in a new pair of jeans. urine passing through your body is at a nice warm temperature that will cause your denim to shrink nicely.

so why doesn't everybody do a piss soak?

well, the real question is, how do you get enough piss to submerge jeans into? the solution is to get a bunch of your buddies to piss into the tub on your jeans until your jeans are fully submerged in piss. or, you can save up your piss in glass jars until you have enough urine for the job. when the time comes to do your piss soak, all you have to do is put your glass jar in the microwave for about a minute. what this does is destroy any bacteria that may have developed in your piss while you were saving up for the soak AND it heats up the piss for maximum shrinkage. you can avoid this by storing your urine containers in your refrigerator, which keeps bacteria growth to a manageable level, until you are ready to use them. but don't worry about a little bacteria on your jeans, after all, "they're just jeans!"

a cautionary note: refrain from asparagus if you are going to do a piss soak. also, taking a multivitamin before pissing could cause an unwanted orangish tint to your weft yarns.

after soaking for an hour or so, rinse with warm water and hang or tumble dry.

and that's it! piss soaking = maximum shrinkage + maximum sizing (starch) removal + minimal indigo crocking. plus, it's fun--you can do it with your family, friends or your significant other.

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I call em gaycore with respect. The image of gays is pansy girlymen who like bad techno but these guys were hardcore, "gaycore". They were like "yeah I take it up the ass from another man, you got a problem with that?" and played hardcore music. I respect that.
Phenomenal.
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

possibly one of the funniest/best things ive ever read.

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