million dollar idea

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i keep getting all these million dollar ideas, but then i don't act and nothing happens. just one of these is my ticket out of here.

post your million-dollar-ideas, a wealthy lurker will then register and PM you and then you are made.

here's mine:

remote-control mosquito

uses: use your imagination. i would use it to harass coworkers or to intimidate other mosquitos.

PM me

[keri]

solar powered beer cooler.

[damnIam]

disposal razor handle extendor for people with hairy backs or asses.

[Whodinihimself]

bring back dinosaurs

[cheapmuthafukr]

male birth control....

oh... wait... its called "SUPERFUTURE SIZING"

[showbiz00ditc]

flex fit turbans©

[keri]

male birth control....

oh... wait... its called "SUPERFUTURE SIZING"

seconded and thirded, I am getting sick and tired of this damn stuff, making me either lose hair, or growit where i dont want, causing me to violently puke once a month, shit i wasn't this sick pregnant.

[darkanimal]

A secretary training center that can type and post as fast as keri.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

let's stay on topic or this thread gets trashed.

million dollar idea: glow-in-the dark dry denim shark cage (self-cleaning)

[Servo2000]

let's stay on topic or this thread gets trashed.

million dollar idea: glow-in-the dark dry denim shark cage (self-cleaning)

I don't think you could possibly have any idea of how long I have been waiting for those.

[red]

my $500,000 idea:

buy somebody elses million dollar idea for $500,000.

it's the american way.

[echoepidemic]

seconded and thirded, I am getting sick and tired of this damn stuff, making me either lose hair, or growit where i dont want, causing me to violently puke once a month, shit i wasn't this sick pregnant.

Uhh maybe you should try a different brand, I don't think the side effects are supposed to be that bad. Or maybe I'm just a guy.

Million DLLR idea: Everlasting Lighters

[keska]

a machine to break in jeans, with legs that simulates walking and/or bicycling movement and sweats.

[Chicken]

my $500,000 idea:

buy somebody elses million dollar idea for $500,000.

it's the american way.

then do it twice, so that it becomes a million dollar idea.

[keri]

Uhh maybe you should try a different brand, I don't think the side effects are supposed to be that bad. Or maybe I'm just a guy.

Million DLLR idea: Everlasting Lighters

I've been through most of them. There's a thing that runs in my family with the women, I'm going to have my parts ripped soon.

[keri]

a machine to break in jeans, with legs that simulates walking and/or bicycling movement and sweats.

That would be awesome for me and my impatient self.

[red]

then do it twice, so that it becomes a million dollar idea.

im not that greedy.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

here we go:

a device that generates office sounds; keyboard clacking; printer printing; scanner scanning; pen clicking; staple stapling, pop-up sticky dispensing; etc.

so that it sounds like you are working

when you isn't

[keri]

^that is pure genius

[wEstSidE]

here we go:

a device that generates office sounds; keyboard clacking; printer printing; scanner scanning; pen clicking; staple stapling, pop-up sticky dispensing; etc.

so that it sounds like you are working

when you isn't

been done...probably twice by now.

i haz idea...pay sum dude 2 design sum fancy jeenzu thne outsource all production etc to china and then put on like a button in japan and slap mij on it, copy almost exactly dior 19cm or sumthin then sell jeenz for like 20 buxx...hot fire idea.

[mizanation]

solar powered beer cooler.

how bout a vomit powered beer cooler?

[rome1]

How about some Goddamn hangover pills that actually work immidiately after taking them.

[poly800rock]

a point and shoot camera that looks like a dslr so that your friends can think you take real pictures, but the automatic feature of a point and shoot make sure your photos aren't fucking blurry

[wEstSidE]

How about some Goddamn hangover pills that actually work immidiately after taking them.

that's a billion dollar idea...if not trillion.

[fg0d]

I have $10,000 to invest. Give me some ideas, and I'm not joking either. I know it's a little bit of money, but still.

[poly800rock]

I have $10,000 to invest. Give me some ideas, and I'm not joking either. I know it's a little bit of money, but still.

take superfuture public. kind of like how master p took no limit public a handful of years back

[Chicken]

[destructodisk]

I want to start a barber shop franchise in suburban areas that will offer cheap, but stylish hood cuts.

It will be called "BULLETS & CLIPS".

PM me if you want to invest, shit's gonna be YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU

[poly800rock]

there was a place near my college called "atomic cuts". it was such a ghetto barber shop, but that was also the closest barber shop near campus so every new england red haired irish catholic left with a sweet ass fade.

[destructodisk]

Yeah the idea of BULLETS & CLIPS will be to imbue suburban white kids with the confidence to travel to innercity areas through sweet fades and the like.