superconfessional

[sushijerk]

One time i pissed myself sleeping next to a girlfriend. She never woke up

This makes it sound like you killed her to hide your shame. Death (hers) before dishonor (mine).

[knucks]

There's this girl that has visited me at school a couple times. She's cool, I guess, but I wish she was a better kisser.

It'd be a bad idea to call her out on it, amirite?

[mr fluffernutter]

how will she ever learn if she doesnt know what she's doing wrong

[selaviso]

pretty much broke up with the love of my life last night... ummm is there a superantisuicide thread anywhere?

[cjbreed]

knucks - just look her in the eye and kinda gently hold her face and say something like "tell me if you like the way i kiss you. just be still for a minute." then just do it your way and occasionally whisper to her "this is how i like to kiss you". then you're kinda being smooth and giving a lesson at the same time.

[azn8oi]

i've been in asia for just over 2 weeks now, and the only chinese i've actually written by hand was when i was trying to hit on chinese bitches at a white bar in macau.

my placement exams for chinese classes are in 9 hours, and i havent really written chinese for 5 months now.

i am so fucked.

so fucked.

fucked.

[B-Dawg]

My ex who I went out with for 2 years and I foolishly got cats together. I mean, I love the cats, and they stay with me cause my house can have them, but the problem is that I am dying inside and hopelessly far from getting over her, and she wants to come see the cats all the time, so I can't sever contact to help get over her. Buying $200 shirts and $300 jeans, doing another girl, and drinking copious amounts of beer is starting to not help anymore:(

Thanks for letting me vent.

[matyomat]

Two part confession.First, I broke my non-smoking pact that me and a few other people have. Second, I come here to confess because it's easier to do online.

[salaryman]

knucks - just look her in the eye and kinda gently hold her face and say something like "tell me if you like the way i kiss you. just be still for a minute." then just do it your way and occasionally whisper to her "this is how i like to kiss you". then you're kinda being smooth and giving a lesson at the same time.

I hope you are joking.

Anyway. confession, yesterday I found what I think is an abandoned janitor's closet about 10 floors up in my building at work. After lunch I told my boss I had a meeting and went up there and slept like a homeless person for about 45 minutes. The dry cleaner asked why my suit smelled like mold and bleach and I had absolutely no answer prepared.

[selaviso]

My ex who I went out with for 2 years and I foolishly got cats together. I mean, I love the cats, and they stay with me cause my house can have them, but the problem is that I am dying inside and hopelessly far from getting over her, and she wants to come see the cats all the time, so I can't sever contact to help get over her. Buying $200 shirts and $300 jeans, doing another girl, and drinking copious amounts of beer is starting to not help anymore:(

Thanks for letting me vent.

shit is rough. its weird to get my mind off her ive been cleaning, smoking, and looking for shit to buy...i can barely look at my iphone because it reminds me so much of her. i got the white she got the black so we can be eachothers yin and yang.

[Tyro1]

I hope you are joking.

Anyway. confession, yesterday I found what I think is an abandoned janitor's closet about 10 floors up in my building at work. After lunch I told my boss I had a meeting and went up there and slept like a homeless person for about 45 minutes. The dry cleaner asked why my suit smelled like mold and bleach and I had absolutely no answer prepared.

Seriously, you need to replace the lock on that janitors closet, clean it out, and deck it out with some good stuff. Sleeping matt, a lamp, some nice food, tv and fridge if there is a power point. home away from home?

[salaryman]

Seriously, you need to replace the lock on that janitors closet, clean it out, and deck it out with some good stuff. Sleeping matt, a lamp, some nice food, tv and fridge if there is a power point. home away from home?

That would be nice, except if I did that, I would be trying to escape there every 10 minutes.

As it is, the fact that I am at such a low point that I'm sleeping off hangovers in a dark janitor's closet makes me feel guilty, and I'll only allow myself to do it once a week.

Ok, twice.

[jane]

knucks - just look her in the eye and kinda gently hold her face and say something like "tell me if you like the way i kiss you. just be still for a minute." then just do it your way and occasionally whisper to her "this is how i like to kiss you". then you're kinda being smooth and giving a lesson at the same time.

seriousely?

thats gonna make her an even worse kisser

know why? cause shes gonna barf in your mouth!!!

[landho]

knucks - just look her in the eye and kinda gently hold her face and say something like "tell me if you like the way i kiss you. just be still for a minute." then just do it your way and occasionally whisper to her "this is how i like to kiss you". then you're kinda being smooth and giving a lesson at the same time.

seriousely?

thats gonna make her an even worse kisser

know why? cause shes gonna barf in your mouth!!!

Yes, better to just pin her down and ravish her like a wild animal. She'll figure out what to do soon enough.

[Leonard Leroy]

Yo, that's how I learned.

[bouwnt]

by kissing a wild animal?

[Leonard Leroy]

yes and he was ravishing <3 <3 <3

like bull!

[ROYALEFATALE]

Yo, that's how I learned.

x2

don't let bitchassedness take control

show her and she'll eventually get it, sometimes it takes more than half a minute for certain girls, sounds like she's just one of those girls

[bill]

going to a fashion show sunday and i'll be part of the montreal fashun week.

woot

[Fookums]

by kissing a dark animal?

scandalous

[gfunkdocta]

shit is rough.i can barely look at my iphone because it reminds me so much of her. i got the white she got the black so we can be eachothers yin and yang.

quoted for extreme hilarity.

i wish u the best though.

[JackPhotography]

typing this from a uni computer lab. this sucks. I'd rather pay 120 bucks for a damn book rather than sit here for 2+ hours and print out, staple and organize all the 600+ pages of required reading for one of my cinematic arts classes.

[fadingblue]

why didnt you buy the book?

[fadingblue]

there is this girl

shes half cute, but carries herself well and has a good body, and shes pretty funny

and lives close to my house @ the country club i play tennis at

i think imma spit some game see what happens

[kunk75]

^ yes you should. what have you got to lose?

[kunk75]

my feet right now smell like my balls smell after i play basketball. ugh. poor mrs. kunk.

[selaviso]

quoted for extreme hilarity.

i wish u the best though.

i forgot to write no homo haha but ya all that cheesy bf gf shit is getting to me now.

[mr fluffernutter]

heart break kids

[Serge]

i took another class at school that started today. i dont know what the fuck its about.

[Le Buttsecks]

there some kittens in my back yard that i want to play with. the dad is a blackcat and the mom is a latin looking cat. they have cool looking kittens. they small and like hop around instead of running. i try to put milk out one day, but they ignored it and ants got all in it. they're living free of charge so i would like to play with them.

what can i do other than buying cat nip?