superconfessional

[mellowbonsai]

Confession 1: I'm fat.

[Guest youngteam]

i've never seen you before, but now whenever i see your name i'll go 'there's that fat fuck.'

[Ahlvahroe]

sometimes i make myself laugh out loud

im not gonna lie, i actually laughed out loud when i saw that. but i cant rep you again, at least not yet.

[mellowbonsai]

it's true, I am secretly a large black man deep inside.

are you sure there is not just a large black man deep inside you?

Confession 2: I'd totally pound the pud to a vhs of that. no homo?

[fndmybetterhalf]

i've never seen you before, but now whenever i see your name i'll go 'there's that fat fuck.'

mellowbonsai is the dude that got flamed in Worst WAYWT cuz hes got thunder thighs and little girl shoulders.

confession: i hopped on a skateboard for the first time in a couple years...attempted a kickflip and fell and got scared and put it away.

[Servo2000]

are you sure there is not just a large black man deep inside you?

Confession 2: I'd totally pound the pud to a vhs of that. no homo?

"Pound the pud?" Please, don't ever talk again.

[lilodxd]

are you sure there is not just a large black man deep inside you?

Confession 2: I'd totally pound the pud to a vhs of that. no homo?

[ghostdeini]

are you sure there is not just a large black man deep inside you?

god, I miss that show

[Servo2000]

Everyone in their right mind misses that show.

[Kasper]

god, I miss that show

i rewatched the 3 seasons in the past week, ended up sleeping mad late every nights cause i just couldn't stop watching it. funniest show ever.

[mrip]

My jeans are so soft that I've slept in my jeans for the past 2 weeks. I've been too lazy to change when I go to sleep. I also wore the same outfit for half a week.

[lilodxd]

at least change your shirt...

[mrip]

at least change your shirt...

I put on deoderant every day so the shirt didn't get funky.

[shoreman1782]

Your logic is flawed.

[RobbertJan]

my first confessional:

I've recently come to the conclusion that i have pretty much nothing in common with some friends from my part of town that i've know all my life. i find them to be incredibly stupid and superficial on a lot of occasions, yet i cannot bring myself to cut off contact completely....i just try to avoid them and some times we'll hang out, but it just sucks and i really don't feel any connection with those guys accept the fact that i've known them for so long.

second:

i'm really into this girl lately, we've been friends for a while and i'm sure the feeling is mutual. but because i'm applying to college in London I have the feeling she doesn't want to start something because we're to into eachother to try it for a month or so and then end it when i leave....but it fucking sucks and i really want to be with her, what do i do?

and about that study thing, i first applied for international business because my dad thought i would be a good start to a great career. but i realised i really don't want to do it so now i'm gonna apply for english literature and creative writing which is something i really like and want to do. but now my dad thinks i'm fucking stupid and says i'm gonna end in the gutter.......

[johnnay]

i bought the happy feet dvd on tuesday...ever since then ive watched it once everyday after coming home stoned out of my mind.

[Guest jmatsu]

i had a one night stand with this random girl. she had a chiwawa. i finished and nut on the floor. instead of cleaning up my seed, i let the dog lap it up.

[englandmj7]

there is this hot asian milf that runs by my pad everyday around 5-6pm i have been skating or riding my bike outside at that time for about a week now. yesterday the wind blew her visor off and she bent over to pick it up.. ass is so on point.

she smiles at me now.

im a sicko.

ha

Was her visor on point?

[Selegna]

Was her visor on point?

oh yes..

.....

[red]

there is this hot asian milf that runs by my pad everyday around 5-6pm i have been skating or riding my bike outside at that time for about a week now. yesterday the wind blew her visor off and she bent over to pick it up.. ass is so on point.

she smiles at me now.

im a sicko.

ha

i <3 milfs.

[BTT]

Confessional:

Sometimes, I tuck my penis behind my legs like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and look at myself in the mirror. I use my photographic memory later to masturbate to the imagery...

[RobbertJan]

Robbertjan, I think DUM is trying to get a hold of you.

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=25156

haha, yeah that would be fucking funny.....nah those friends i was talking about don't care about clothes/fashion....

[Guest DUM]

hahahaha +rep d_d

[Bandwagonesque]

Confession... I don't like Arrested Development. The show is very well written, and hilarious... but I can't laugh when I watch it. It's like I should be laughing, but I just can't. And it's not the absense of a laugh track. I find most sitcoms to be made for dumbfucks who get off on fart and poop jokes (FG excluded), and I appreciate smart humour on shows like Arrested Development. But I can't laugh. I don't know why. I stopped watching the show entirely because I couldn't laugh.

I imagine this is what it feels like for chicks who can't orgasm. What the fuck is wrong with me?

[cuddlysheep]

you should watch family guy instead.

[sean_]

one of my best friends from high school jumped off the don mills overpass onto the 401 yesterday, didnt die, and ran in front of an 18 wheeler

its been a fucked up 2 days

[RobbertJan]

^fuck man that's some heavy shit, i hope he'll be ok

[Larry Bird]

one of my best friends from high school jumped off the don mills overpass onto the 401 yesterday, didnt die, and ran in front of an 18 wheeler

its been a fucked up 2 days

he died when that 18 wheeler hit him right? if not, god was looking over him (or her)

ill keep you in my prayers..depression is a lifelong struggle for myself.

[Vitamian]

Suicide is a leap of faith.

[Darkadious]

i believe i had a super encountrer with someone at a video game tournament on sunday, but i can't find that thread so i just felt like posting it here.