superconfessional

[Leonard Leroy]

one time i fell asleep drunk with a king size snickers bar in my pocket, I woke up and it look like i shit all over the bed.

[DüM]

one time I feel asleep drunk, I woke up and it look like I shit all over the bed.

j/k, right?

[DaBestSpoona]

my mom doesn't sleep at night because I am jobless, don't intend to work, and I am generally an asshole.

Tell her you're not dating a gum diggy, that will make her feel better.

[Leonard Leroy]

only you know the truth. and the truth can set you free.

[mr fluffernutter]

hope you werent jerkin with that.

ewwwwwwwwqqwwww

[m1sterko]

uhh most def. i did not. lol

[nf one]

man so you know how your friends are supposed to roll you so you're sleeping on your side so you dont choke on your vomit in your sleep? i still dont know whether i actually vomited or what but i woke up and there was a puddle of something near the foot of the bed. didnt really smell or look like anything and i had to go meet someone so i just let it air dry till i came back.

choices

[dunkin deeznuts]

my mom doesn't sleep at night because I am jobless, don't intend to work, and I am generally an asshole.

so your mom's a hooker to support u?

[broneck]

I am purposely dragging my unit at work down.

[evisu 2000]

my mom doesn't sleep at night because I am jobless, don't intend to work, and I am generally an asshole.

ahahaha

i don't sleep at night because I am jobless, don't intend to work, and I am running out of money!

[nf one]

you should get your mom to talk to dismal's mom

[evisu 2000]

lazer bastard ayo

j. hi.

lazer bastard send me some money

j. hahaha!

j. shut up.

j. disconnected

0;

[2000dB]

shiet, Im broke too and I wont ever have a decent job. and I dont sleep because Im waiting for more clothing in the mail... shit's taking forever!

[mrip]

i was at a gas station with my friend

i copped some white cheddar popcorn in the black bag

he copped nesquik

i said

nesquik? why dont you buy yoohoo

-yoohoo is for faggots

i was sad and started eating my popcorn

[mr fluffernutter]

shiet, Im broke too and I wont ever have a decent job. and I dont sleep because Im waiting for more clothing in the mail... shit's taking forever!

the story of my life

[dismalfuture]

diamonds, become a rap star. problem solved.

[evisu 2000]

i was at a gas station with my friend

i copped some white cheddar popcorn in the black bag

he copped nesquik

i said

nesquik? why dont you buy yoohoo

-yoohoo is for faggots

i was sad and started eating my popcorn

he probably smokes marlboro menthol lights too.

[2000dB]

should have done like everyone else and studied med or something.

there's still hope, gotta find some rich woman.

[fadingblue]

I have to go pick up my brother from his friends house and I think I'm gonna ring the bell instead of calling him when I get there so I can maybe get a peek at her MILF ass mom

[dunkin deeznuts]

we have a mount batten intern (basically a program between the UK and US give people experiences working in the different countries..), they dont get paid much but free room and board in NJ

anyway, this kid is almost 29yos, still an intern...first week, i had to teach him how to fax something because he kept doing it backwards and the person on the other side was getting blank sheets

today i had to teach him how to collate copies because he didnt think the copy machine could do double sided with staples.....he already made about 500 copies without the staples and is now in the copy room making another 500 but with staples....

i think he just got off his mom's teat last week!

MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dismalfuture]

I didn't learn that copy machines could do double sided prints and had a built-in stapler until I was 25. Last year, I mean.

[kunk75]

i still don't. if my intern asks me how, i punch her in the ovaries.

[dismalfuture]

The copy rooms at university each had like 20 work-study chinee kids on J1 visas, so my first time touching a xerox machine was very recent.

[dunkin deeznuts]

M-o-r-o-n-s~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

[evisu 2000]

I didn't learn that copy machines could do double sided prints and had a built-in stapler until I was 25. Last year, I mean.

i didn't know until i just read dunkin_deeznuts post.

[poly800rock]

we have a mount batten intern (basically a program between the UK and US give people experiences working in the different countries..), they dont get paid much but free room and board in NJ

anyway, this kid is almost 29yos, still an intern...first week, i had to teach him how to fax something because he kept doing it backwards and the person on the other side was getting blank sheets

today i had to teach him how to collate copies because he didnt think the copy machine could do double sided with staples.....he already made about 500 copies without the staples and is now in the copy room making another 500 but with staples....

i think he just got off his mom's teat last week!

MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 27 and just learned how to propery fax a few months ago. I hate that shit. Who the fuck uses physical faxes anymore? I set up the rightfax server but just learned how to use a real fax?!

[dunkin deeznuts]

i hate u all

i will be hunting u all down one by one and making copies of your dead faces and faxing them to your parents and then i will collate them all!!!!!!!

[DaBestSpoona]

we have a mount batten intern (basically a program between the UK and US give people experiences working in the different countries..), they dont get paid much but free room and board in NJ

anyway, this kid is almost 29yos, still an intern...first week, i had to teach him how to fax something because he kept doing it backwards and the person on the other side was getting blank sheets

today i had to teach him how to collate copies because he didnt think the copy machine could do double sided with staples.....he already made about 500 copies without the staples and is now in the copy room making another 500 but with staples....

i think he just got off his mom's teat last week!

MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey bro not every worked at the Kew Gardens Kinkos like you did.

[kunk75]

i tried to get a job there in hs. didn't they pay like $10-$11 an hour?

[dismalfuture]

i didn't know until i just read dunkin_deeznuts post.

But aren't you impressed now? Man, when I learned that, I had a spasm of joy, I made the O-face and the lady standing there next to me who was teaching me the ways of xerox completely understood.