superconfessional

[Fabulaz]

y not avril laveigne???

her teeth aren't big enough.

[Guest]

wow fucking shit night, fucking mafioso wife beating alcoholic fuck sticking around til motherfucking 3, pissing everyone off cause no one can say shit to him cause he'll fucking kill you, i had to stick around cause it was just two chicks working after everyone left, so i didnt want to leave them to get raped, seriuosly i dont even want to know what the fuck wouldve happened if i wasnt there, the guy bought jagerbombs for half the bar and all the staff, 2 $100 bottles of champagne and countless hienekens, 1 bottle of champage he wanted "to go", as fucking if, so, becasue wendy didnt want to get killed she gave it to him, now she's probably going to lose her job, AND get killed cause she went home instead of calling him like he told her to

... AT A MOTHERFUCKING MARTINI BAR, ON A MOTHERFUCKING WEDNESDAY NIGHT

fuck this im getting drunk

[artificialsky]

wow fucking shit night, fucking mafioso wife beating alcoholic fuck sticking around til motherfucking 3, pissing everyone off cause no one can say shit to him cause he'll fucking kill you, i had to stick around cause it was just two chicks working after everyone left, so i didnt want to leave them to get raped, seriuosly i dont even want to know what the fuck wouldve happened if i wasnt there, the guy bought jagerbombs for half the bar and all the staff, 2 $100 bottles of champagne and countless hienekens, 1 bottle of champage he wanted "to go", as fucking if, so, becasue wendy didnt want to get killed she gave it to him, now she's probably going to lose her job, AND get killed cause she went home instead of calling him like he told her to

... AT A MOTHERFUCKING MARTINI BAR, ON A MOTHERFUCKING WEDNESDAY NIGHT

fuck this im getting drunk

but did he pay.

[Guest]

hahaha

yea, he paid

but he left a 30 dollar tip on a 400 dollar bill

[wEstSidE]

i dont understand that

you didnt do more work just bcuz it were mor xpensive rite??

if u did then fuk dat nigga

[Guest]

i didnt do shit, i work in the kitchen

he's just a fuck

[dismalfuture]

^ haha... I'm in the same situation, but currently less successful. I'm still jetlagged after 3 days, awake at 5am, drinking a Guiness and having a cigarette.

I try for a day without a drink, I fail. i try for a few hours without a smoke, I fail.

This is the same reason I don't allow myself to have credit cards- I'd probably have a closet like chris' and be in debt up to my eyeballs.

[keagan]

thread.

ruined.

[Egpt]

resize that shit keagan fucktard

[keagan]

...

or not.

You don't fucking understand.

[Charlie Delta]

I feel like quitting my job tomorrow, no today!!!

On a different note:

[cheep]

tamarindo jarritos FTFW

that shit is so fucking good...........

[Egpt]

...

or not.

You don't fucking understand.

of course i understood.

don't ruin this thread

[superBobo]

I want to fuck /marry this really smart and pretty phd student in my class... will probably never happen..

[Egpt]

diamonds is taking a phd already?

[subarashii_kudamono]

on a similar note, i have this raging crush on my film prof. i want to sex him. i probably could. but he's, like. 50+. i'm sure it's a fantasy best left unrealized...right?

[cuddlysheep]

humm..something ive seen from a porn movie. just do it.

on a similar note, i have this raging crush on my film prof. i want to sex him. i probably could. but he's, like. 50+. i'm sure it's a fantasy best left unrealized...right?

[almondcrush]

age is a number

life is once

if you want him, take him

[cuddlysheep]

makes sure you get a clip of the action on your iphone.

- i spilled hot tea on my hand this morning..it hurted..

age is a number

life is once

if you want him, take him

[jeepster]

i really want a pair of a77 1955 raw joeys (i think thats them) but of course.. they dont come in my size.

sometimes i wish i was smaller, but then again, i love being as tall as i am.

but still.

[wEstSidE]

what's your size. i think they make up to a 52/34

[chrisj]

i was really bored in between classes today.. and i copied a friends idea of a fake profile on facebook... except i just changed my profile to everything im not.. i think i will offend some of my friends that are stereotypically called 'bros' but i am interested to see the feedback/backlash.. :/

personal Info

Activities: pick up games of football, playing some xbox with the homes, shotgunning beers like its my job, chatting on the aim, love watching rockys & 300, and chilling

Interests: college football, nfl, mlb, nhl, ufc, maxim, a&f, hollister, ae, xbox, halo, pabst, nattttylights biatchhh, webcam with my girls, chilling with the fam, movies(300), football

Favorite Music: 50cent, akon, creed, britney, madonna, jessica, ghostfacekillahhhh, my man kanyewest, gURLTALK, basically anything thats on the radio or mtv

Favorite TV Shows: ufc ufc ufc ufc, house, csi, lost, next, FLAVA FLAV, americas next top model

Favorite Movies: 300, matrix, rocky, remember the titans, princess bride, walk the line, forestgump

Favorite Books: dont read much

Favorite Quotes: Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.

-Vince Lombardi

About Me: im a laid back guy like chillin with some brew and watching the tube i also like the outdoors

[jeepster]

what's your size. i think they make up to a 52/34

hahhaa

im 35.5 natural waist. i usually get 34 in raw and 36 in anything else. inseam longer would be nice though.

i kno u jellis of mah artz waistsize.

[Guest]

i had about 5 pounds of knob cheese when i showered

[chrisj]

damn, yeah my fren how has that tells us about it sometimes hes really proud to be uncircumsized and brings it up occasionally.

thats fucking disgusting on the 2nd read.. fuck

filththy

[wEstSidE]

hahhaa

im 35.5 natural waist. i usually get 34 in raw and 36 in anything else. inseam longer would be nice though.

i kno u jellis of mah artz waistsize.

nigga if i c dem shitz in ur house imma STEAL demz.

nah i aint jealousl.

[jeepster]

im proud to be circumcised. i feel bad for those who are uncircumcised. its like living in the shadow of all the cool kids.

[chrisj]

im proud to be circumcised. i feel bad for those who are uncircumcised. its like living in the shadow of all the cool kids.

im sure a lot of ppl can cosign this.. anyways sex is also more sensual from what ive heard with the skin not covering the head

[subarashii_kudamono]

urbandictionary.com for knob cheese:

"Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards."

..i learned something today. thank you. that is so rank.

[Ichigo100%]

learnt not to drink while trying to learn japanese..

biiru roppon kudasai....words kept slurring after that