superconfessional

[Servo2000]

sufu rolls deep

smash skulls

[sidneylo]

If I wasn't wearing my Varvatos, I'd have my foot in his mouth, digging out his wisdom teeth.

It's just fucking depressing to be born in this country as an American and have to be reminded every once in a while that I am still perceived as the "other"... even by other minorities. Classic case of forever foreigner syndrome.

[onemancult]

confession (requesting forgiveness from OMC): a 16 year old girl is inviting me to her place to come hang out with her and her friend, and they are "up for anything."

instead, i am staying in to watch tv and go to bed.

HOW DARE YOU? WTF, THEY SAID THEY WERE UP FOR ANYTHING AND YOURE WATCHING AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL RERUNS ON MTV?

jesus christ, her and HER FRIEND

up for anything means please get us tanked and fuck us.

oh my god. you better have a really good justification for not going. really good.

[Servo2000]

Sounds too good to me.

Definitely a trap.

[onemancult]

yo, speaking of all this, my doctor was a jew and he was like to my mom all "dude honestly, dont do it. im a jew and even my parents didnt do it. my dad was a doctor. circumcision is totally stoops"

my mom said "oh word. leave that dink alone"

if gefilte MD knew not to fuck with my dink...

[Guest jmatsu]

i like the girls who clean the remaining slop out of the 4skin (like it was a delicacy).

[onemancult]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[wEstSidE]

i am glad i dont have that cheese r watevr.

[Servo2000]

i am glad i dont have that cheese r watevr.

I believe the word you're looking for is smegma.

It's a good word to just yell on occasion.

[wEstSidE]

yea im glad that i dunno wat the meaning of it even is

very glad.

i hope i'll never witness it.

[its swanny]

i'm thinking about buying a plane ticket to ny.

i heard there were some bitch ass kids in need of my fist inside their jaw.

[Fabulaz]

smegma .

[Servo2000]

yea im glad that i dunno wat the meaning of it even is

very glad.

i hope i'll never witness it.

It's actually not that bad.

...is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture...

Just kidding, it's fucking gross.

[ddohnggo]

If I wasn't wearing my Varvatos, I'd have my foot in his mouth, digging out his wisdom teeth.

It's just fucking depressing to be born in this country as an American and have to be reminded every once in a while that I am still perceived as the "other"... even by other minorities. Classic case of forever foreigner syndrome.

u r oriental

[keagan]

mary ann hobbs just said my name. She won't play my shit though.

fuck

[jeepster]

mary ann hobbs just said my name. She won't play my shit though.

fuck

sex her up 4 airtime?

[wEstSidE]

dam na niggga cumin up innit???

[keagan]

sex her up 4 airtime?

im thinking about it...

[jeepster]

im thinking about it...

if she's dropping your name, then she may as well be taking her pants off and inviting you over to "talk" about your music.

keagan you should come play my friends birthday party. free alcohol/drugs, or at least i assume as much. oh yeah, corny white chicks galore.

[polishmike]

mary ann hobbs just said my name. She won't play my shit though.

cause your shit sucks

[mellowbonsai]

If I wasn't wearing my Varvatos, I'd have my foot in his mouth, digging out his wisdom teeth.

It's just fucking depressing to be born in this country as an American and have to be reminded every once in a while that I am still perceived as the "other"... even by other minorities. Classic case of forever foreigner syndrome.

word

its especially confounding when people have that attitude towards american indians

[keagan]

how do you spell shittyist?

like shitty-ist

[jeepster]

how do you spell shittyist?

like shitty-ist

shitiest

are you gonna ever release a comp?

[keagan]

yeah.

call it

shitty music; that you probably won't understand.

[Corbin Law]

i.....like.........football.....

[jeepster]

yeah.

call it

shitty music; that you probably won't understand.

i dont give. ill listen to anything once. and since im a musician, maybe even twice.

[willy cheesesteak]

A group of assfuck local kids/adolescents were congregated outside of my apartment complex. As I left (while on the phone), they threw something at me and it hit me in the head/neck.

There are like 6 or 8 of them, but I seriously want to bash their skulls in or slit their throats and strangle them while I spit on their faces.

This racist shit is so fucking annoying.

baseball bat son, baseball bat.

[Guest DUM]

Sidney, those same kids that said I must be gay?

Had I been there, you'd have looked at me for confirmation..I'd have nodded and you'd have fed that kid some varvatos. then we'd run.

[polishmike]

baseball bat son, baseball bat.

agreed. sid next time maybe we can hang out at your place, i'll have few drinks and we can make sure they never start shit again.

[jeepster]

sid, wheres your apt in NY?

fuck those kids.

like brad pitt said, baseball bat.