superconfessional

[suremanok]

Damn I am so bali'ed right now...

[onemancult]

uh. im not even home yet. im posting this from my phone.

if i could explain my night, i would...

east coast does it like no other. dont believe the photos. if youre there, then you know.

[Pandemonium]

Is it ok to cry at your own wedding?

depends on two things:

//you're a man, congratulations. anything goes. crying is directly proportional to your happiness.

//cry because you can't flirt with other women...? but then again... being a boyfriend commits you that anyway.

i need direct links to pics of your tux.

[seksu!]

confession:

i r part of annuda forum. majority r young (lik around 12-18 y.o) azn girls who are into koreanpopculture.

4 real.

[Egpt]

i'll + rep you if they are mom and daughter

[Guest]

cotton my rep gun is out of green jellly but i want to extend your peen oh so badly

[jayrock]

confession: everyone who attempts to post like westside pisses me straight the fuck off

there can only be one, internet highlander

[apocalypse later]

I got my first blowjob last night. Sober and she swallowed. Except now she's ultra clingy and she's about to dump her boyfriend (presumably for me).

University, socially, isn't going as well as I thought it would. I'm making single friends, but I don't have a group of friends. I get invited to parties and stuff, but when I go with the new group I'm pretty quiet and reserved since they seem to have all these little inside jokes and they're obviously all comfortable with each other. I mingle around the crowd, meeting tons of people but not really making anything besides an add on facebook and a drunken text message once in awhile. It's only a month in though, I don't think I should be too worried yet.

I'm fucking hungry, off to get breakfast.

[Guest]

you're in uni and you just got your first bj?

that's rough

[jayrock]

yeah, that might have something to do with your lack of social skills....

after reading

I got my first blowjob last night.

I was going to reply, "welcome to junior high"

[onemancult]

confession: everyone who attempts to post like westside pisses me straight the fuck off

there can only be one, internet highlander

u dun overstand, fayst 5000 iz mai brudder. we tak lyke ddis in ORLYeall life.

last night, in front of max fish, i met a girl and a guy who were half brother/half sister,

but were a couple. they showed me id's and they tongued each other down to prove it.

it was but one of many fantastic things that happened last night.

[apocalypse later]

you're in uni and you just got your first bj?

that's rough

Ehhh thanks to the parents for sending me to an all fucking boys school.

[broneck]

and that stopped you?

[sidneylo]

Ehhh thanks to the parents for sending me to an all fucking boys school.

So you went to all an fucking boys school and you still didn't get a blow job?

That's rough.

[Egpt]

Ehhh thanks to the parents for sending me to an all fucking boys school.

u should have went homo through high school then.

at least you would have some experience by now.

[Egpt]

So you went to all an fucking boys school and you still didn't get a blow job?

That's rough.

yes, the combinations of jokes that can be made from that statement are infinito

[apocalypse later]

and that stopped you?

I prefer blowjobs by women. But I'm not really going to argue.

[Egpt]

I prefer blowjobs by women. But I'm not really going to argue.

a mouth is a mouth

[Guest]

I prefer blowjobs by women. But I'm not really going to argue.

how do you know? you've only had one

[subarashii_kudamono]

i can't talk to any guys i date about my real interests because they're too geeky and erection-wilting:

-films

-cultural theory

-cyberpunk

-dinosaurs

-go

-shopping

-video games, toy collecting and er... magic the gathering...:eek:

[Egpt]

you can talk about whatever you want with me, there's a time and place for everything

i can't talk to any guys i date about my real interests because they're too geeky and erection-wilting:

-films

-cultural theory

-cyberpunk

-dinosaurs

-go

-shopping

-video games, toy collecting and er... magic the gathering...:eek:

[sidneylo]

Subarashii you're asking for a life of e-dating. Sufu niggas love magic the gathering. They wanna tap your mana cards all day...

In other news... OMC is vicious. I did his dirty work. His semen tastes funny.

[Charlie Delta]

I know I'm not allowed to suggest this, but it seems as if subarashii would be a perfect new member for the Sufu Boyzklub.

She'd have to wear overalls and cut her hair short though...

[Egpt]

In other news... OMC is vicious. I did his dirty work. His semen tastes funny.

wtf!?!??!

my superconfession:

when i was 14 years old, i actually was ranked 15th on portuguese mtg limited ranking.

i finished 40th or so place in Grand Prix oporto.

yes, i was that geeky

[jeepster]

i can't talk to any guys i date about my real interests because they're too geeky and erection-wilting:

-films

-cultural theory

-cyberpunk

-dinosaurs

-go

-shopping

-video games, toy collecting and er... magic the gathering...:eek:

those aren't geeky. cosplay is geeky. math is geeky. i still have all my magic cards, and by Go, i hope you mean the movie.

[subarashii_kudamono]

Subarashii you're asking for a life of e-dating. Sufu niggas love magic the gathering. They wanna tap your mana cards all day...

In other news... OMC is vicious. I did his dirty work. His semen tastes funny.

really? if they also like d&d and s&m and can heducate me about denim cult then they can tap however much mana they want.

...i am too demanding yes?

[subarashii_kudamono]

I know I'm not allowed to suggest this, but it seems as if subarashii would be a perfect new member for the Sufu Boyzklub.

She'd have to wear overalls and cut her hair short though...

my hair already is short...overalls would just take the erection-wilting to the next level..

[jeepster]

my hair already is short...overalls would just take the erection-wilting to the next level..

but asian?

[sidneylo]

[subarashii_kudamono]

jeepster unfortunately by go i mean the high strategy chinese board game...

these are actually kinda nice

syd i'm dying on the floor of laughter.