superconfessional

[silence_kid]

is it sad that I got head when I was 14 but haven't kissed a girl since and now I am 18... wait I think I know the answer already.

[okonomi]

Not sad; just unfortunate.

[lak]

Solution: hangout with more 14 year olds.

[fads]

i really miss my dog

so lucky to have said my goodbye properly

also ill continue to meet new people

not bad

[bouwnt]

usually most modest but have come to realize that after sex i develop this obtuse short-term narcissistic tumor....

generally it lasts as long as i am in the bathroom afterward , or until i realize what i am doing.

some times i'm in there for a good ten minutes or more i'm sure she's

like..... "this guy is freak,, nuts OCD!! type 'cann'ut let mama smell This on me'"

but whatever. .. tis my body

[bouwnt]

silence kid .. you peaked too early my friend. luckily, if you peak

again, the line graph of your Success will resemble a lightning bolt,

which is some frightening shit

[hamham3001]

I think i just saw clopek, i'd thought he'd be big like halifamous... but he isnt..

[junglejane]

usually most modest but have come to realize that after sex i develop this obtuse short-term narcissistic tumor....

generally it lasts as long as i am in the bathroom afterward , or until i realize what i am doing.

some times i'm in there for a good ten minutes or more i'm sure she's

like..... "this guy is freak,, nuts OCD!! type 'cann'ut let mama smell This on me'"

but whatever. .. tis my body

**clean** after-booty cuddling is nice too

[bruised]

Gucy3LMlN40

[stuntastic]

Walking down the street with my kid in her stroller.

Some dude is coming from my left, to walk straight. My stroller makes it infront of him, because I know how to fucking walk, and dude's hand gesture is like WTF!

Pissed me off.

The fuck you gonna get upset with a kid going ahead of you? He had his headphones on apparently, but I said "Come here fucker I'm gonna punch you in your dumbass face!" Or something along those lines.

If he only came over... Sigh...

I'm too nice to fight someone out of thin air like that. But if THEY engaged first, I would "fight back in self defense."

I just hate EVERYONE today. Can't stand people.

[CUTUP]

^ Father defending his kid ( or the general area around said child), and its to the death if need be

Good on ya, common courtesy died a long time ago IMO. I try ot go out of my way to be nice to people ( hold open doors concept) in hopes that they will maybe do some good back in return.

What pisses me of is when someone cuts you off when your driving or almost kills you, and when you get beside them and look at them, they flip you off or toss you attitude when they should be kissing your ass

Makes me want to smash things. Stop being such assholes and just wave your hand for 2 seconds to show your sorry, its not really all that hard

[julzkind]

usually most modest but have come to realize that after sex i develop this obtuse short-term narcissistic tumor....

generally it lasts as long as i am in the bathroom afterward , or until i realize what i am doing.

some times i'm in there for a good ten minutes or more i'm sure she's

like..... "this guy is freak,, nuts OCD!! type 'cann'ut let mama smell This on me'"

but whatever. .. tis my body

**clean** after-booty cuddling is nice too

Cannot sleep dirty. Have tried it. Get up to shower at night cause can't sleep right! So yes, clean after booty indeed.

Walking down the street with my kid in her stroller.

Some dude is coming from my left, to walk straight. My stroller makes it infront of him, because I know how to fucking walk, and dude's hand gesture is like WTF!

Pissed me off.

The fuck you gonna get upset with a kid going ahead of you? He had his headphones on apparently, but I said "Come here fucker I'm gonna punch you in your dumbass face!" Or something along those lines.

If he only came over... Sigh...

I'm too nice to fight someone out of thin air like that. But if THEY engaged first, I would "fight back in self defense."

I just hate EVERYONE today. Can't stand people.

ppl were quite fuckn weird today. Sort of happened the walking thing too. Dude was coming in from my left and I'm power walkn like a mother fucker tryn to get my lunch. Ok guy, you see I'm pregnant-let me go. Tried to cut me off and I look at him like "you fuckn serious?!?" almost had to cut him.

[stuntastic]

Common courtesy from me is dying.

A shit ton of assholes here.

My lady and baby were crossing the street this morning.

Coming up to an intersection, some old azn dude is coming up to the curb while were getting ready to step into the street. Dumb bitch jetted through cuz she wasn't gonna wait. Say I wanted to be nice and rush into the street so we could scurry across, so she didn't have to wait?

Fuck these people who believe they're better than thou. If this were the golden days, I'd settle their shit with a sword.

Disrespecting my kid or my lady and I'll be willing to draw blood. Let alone being a douche and putting their safety in danger.

Those people are why I carry two knives.

[goat]

^^i read that and had the same reaction as your avatar

[silence_kid]

silence kid .. you peaked too early my friend. luckily, if you peak

again, the line graph of your Success will resemble a lightning bolt,

which is some frightening shit

true, but I am under the impression that I was just really lucky the first time. And I didn't even do anything to get with this girl, it was just some double date shit, and I got set up. My friend was going out with her freind so she just picked me up arbitrarily. The only reason I got that far was because she wanted to test shit out for the first time on me. Not that I minded. ahh, I remember telling my friends and no one believing me, i thought I was a god lol.

[julianREE]

i'm so confused and sad right now.

Hung out with a girl i've been talking to a LOT on friday and it was awesome, i seriously hadn't felt that happy in a while.. After that she seemed to kind of distance herself substantially when I talked to her on the phone... I was kind of confused so I confronted her about it asking her what she felt.

she told me how we were gonna be away from each other during the summer and her going away to another school and that she doesn't want to get too "close" to me. I said that i didn't care... she has made me the happiest I've been in a long time and that i didn't want to think about then. She told me that I wasn't being realistic... I told her all i wanted to do was to make her happy and that if she believed all of it would end badly, I'd disappear from her life right then. She said she didn't want that and that she wanted to make me happy too and then ended the conversation...

i told her also that the one thing i regret most in my life is not getting "closer" to someone that i knew was leaving.. i regret it to this day and i just wished i lived in the moment rather then thinking about the future.. is it bad for someone just to happy in the present?

time to drown myself in liquor and depressing music...

and i have a midterm tomorrow, fuck my life.

[ethnic cleanser]

I dearly hope and pray that i pass my drug test tomorrow

[sixsails]

Sounds like you might have gotten too emotional with her. Sometimes, less is more.

[goat]

so randomly

i'm watchin a porn and the dude has a tat right above his dong that says "i love fiona"

its probably a daughter

but part of me really hopes its his wife

cause nothing fascinates me more than married porn stars

[Blicero]

i hate working and i would've been 10x happier as a self-loathing, drug addled trust fund kid.

[sixsails]

I hate my classes right now and have a shitload of work due tomorrow.

[DJ_Flame]

I have a mega soft spot for short hair broads.

edit: No any short hair beezys, just those with the kate lanphear/agyness denn/bizzy types 'dos.

[stuntastic]

so randomly

i'm watchin a porn and the dude has a tat right above his dong that says "i love fiona"

its probably a daughter

but part of me really hopes its his wife

cause nothing fascinates me more than married porn stars

hahaha seen that same fucker. If it's his lady then it is hilarious. Daughter then ew.

[alexryb]

i hate working and i would've been 10x happier as a self-loathing, drug addled trust fund kid.

no that sucks, too

[neptunecitylocal]

I have a mega soft spot for short hair broads.

edit: No any short hair beezys, just those with the kate lanphear/agyness denn/bizzy types 'dos.

http://fuckyeahshbzs.tumblr.com/

From Yoallan and I to you. Enjoy.

[Bislane]

having a soft spot for the contents of that link should not warrant the need to post a confession I don't think. but thanks anyway because now I have a new bookmark

[DJ_Flame]

From Yoallan and I to you. Enjoy.

Can't rep but mucho thanks

[broneck]

I think i just saw clopek, i'd thought he'd be big like halifamous... but he isnt..

Were you on McMaster campus?

Cuz I weren't in Toronto this weekend brotha.

confession: exam I'm unprepared for in 2.5 hours and instead of studying i'm on sufu. Rationalization? If I get zero, I still pass. If I get a 50, I finish with a 65, and If i get a 75 I finish with an 80.

[azn8oi]

So what do you supposed you ended up getting?

[goat]

hahaha seen that same fucker. If it's his lady then it is hilarious. Daughter then ew.

just checked

its his wife (who's stage name is Lisa DeMarco)

awesome