superconfessional

[Guest bambam]

today all 3 women in my life that i love cried, and i get to come home to an infraction

wtf did you actually just say this

wtf

wtf

seriously

'every girl i love cried and i got an infraction'

god fucken damn

[Mr Waffles]

im watching casino again. ive seen this movie so many times.

[ImRatherUnique]

.

and to top it off, starks got ejected

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Holy fuck im so stupid. Holy shit fuck fuck. Wow.

[timber]

whenever dogs don't like me, I think they're judging my character. like, how they can tell good people from creeps.

There's an old blind dog in our house right now and it is best friends with everyone, but keeps biting my legs. It firmly believes I'm evil.

[Guest jmatsu]

whenever dogs don't like me, I think they're judging my character. like, how they can tell good people from creeps.

There's an old blind dog in our house right now and it is best friends with everyone, but keeps biting my legs. It firmly believes I'm evil.

nah he definitely likes you. duh...he's old and blind. he ain't aiming for your legs.

[Analog]

...old blind dog...keeps biting my legs.

When in Rome... you know what u gots ta do. Take care a yo bidned. Bite that fucker back an show him who boss.

[whitney]

whenever dogs don't like me, I think they're judging my character. like, how they can tell good people from creeps.

There's an old blind dog in our house right now and it is best friends with everyone, but keeps biting my legs. It firmly believes I'm evil.

I think babies are the same way too.

it's like they can see your aura.

animals in general like me now, but before they'd bark and run away from me ):

[jayrock]

i hate that most cats like me

[Analog]

I think babies are the same way too.

it's like they can see your aura.

animals in general like me now, but before they'd bark and run away from me ):

Animals love me because of the breadth and depth of my guileless heart, but I would sooner eat them.

Human babies also love me, but I do not wish to eat them.

[willy cheesesteak]

i'm the opposite

[Analog]

i'm the opposite

Let's be friends.

[Orion]

Not sure if this belongs in here, but my wife's little brother (17 y/o) went on his first camping trip with just his friends the other day. We told him to hang his food a ways from his tent and he shrugged it off. Him and his two friends apparently woke up to a bear destroying everything in the bed of the truck, as they thought by burying it under other shit would make it ok. They were up all night holding eachother and freaking out...and there's bear shit all over the tailgate. That's one lesson it doesn't take more than once to learn I think.

[Analog]

camping ...bear ...destroying everything ...burying ...shit ...make it go away ...bear ...shit ...apocolaypse.

That's one lesson it doesn't take more than once to learn I think.

Never go camping. Write that down.

[ojjairus]

i always never seen the appeal of going camping, i mean i would go but not something i would advocate.

[nicotine]

fuck, I love camping.

and weed

[Analog]

It's all fun 'n' games until a bear rips your ass out and steals your weed.

[hellogoodbye]

wheres that story about papa bear fucking a fish or something to that effect

best bear-related story ever

[sircheesecake]

Fuck camping. Especially in the heat of summer. Somehow I ended up agreeing to go next week. I will miss my showers

[nicotine]

ill fight a bear

[whitney]

at 5" and less then 100 pounds I couldn't imagine you fighting a baby bear

hell

I'm bigger then you and i'd run away

[nicotine]

id do it on pcp.

but then again im sure anyone would fight anything on pcp

[whitney]

there just may be a way to get rid of you yet.

but now I'm not so sure I want to

who would I have fun to poke at and make myself feel big and mighty then? ):

[Orion]

that Timothy Tredwell movie scared the shit outta me about being in the outdoors where bears live. I really like camping, but I swear I hear grizzly bears all over Tahoe at night. I don't think a single Grizzly bear lives anywhere near Tahoe...

[Guest jmatsu]

fuck, I love camping.

and weed

then why don't you just follow some granola head band on tour or go start yr own hippy colony?

[evisu 2000]

i only tipped a waitress 10% cuz she didn't know who ted danson is

[redgrail]

i'm addicted.

to world war on the iphone.

this is bad.

it's not even that good of a game...

[Spaghettini]

Always wear a t-shirt while wearing hot jewelery

Apparently I said this in my sleep last night to my girl

How to stop talking in your sleep?

[whitney]

i like collecting mint containers. if the mint is good, i'll finish it before using the case but this time the mint tasted bland so i dumped the rest in the trash.

i'm tempted to get assassins on the iphone even though they got some corny lines in there.

castle of magic is okay, got to the cupcake level and its too cute! eat a cake and the character turns into a fat boy that needs to find sweets to keep that big of a size that pretty much *bumps* any bad guys dead or walls to break.

[whizkit]

i went into the D&G store today and liked a pair of shoes