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i have been an extremely sensitive bitch these past few days.

too many thoughts in my head.

i can't think straight. (oh wait i forgot i'm gay)

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spoke to my mom, she drank a gallon and a half of whiskey in two days, also tried to slit her own throat but her boyfriend stopped her.

also my girlfriend was in the hospital today, i got a phone call after she got into the accident and sped to see her, fractured sternum and totaled the car.

i came home to tell my grandmother about my day and she cried, today all 3 women in my life that i love cried, and i get to come home to an infraction hahahah. i'm speechless, seriously, speechless. thank you for the rep, both positive and negative.

the pendulum is bound to swing the other way sometime soon. keep going.

Guest bambam
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today all 3 women in my life that i love cried, and i get to come home to an infraction

wtf did you actually just say this

wtf

wtf

seriously

'every girl i love cried and i got an infraction'

god fucken damn

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whenever dogs don't like me, I think they're judging my character. like, how they can tell good people from creeps.

There's an old blind dog in our house right now and it is best friends with everyone, but keeps biting my legs. It firmly believes I'm evil.

Guest jmatsu
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whenever dogs don't like me, I think they're judging my character. like, how they can tell good people from creeps.

There's an old blind dog in our house right now and it is best friends with everyone, but keeps biting my legs. It firmly believes I'm evil.

nah he definitely likes you. duh...he's old and blind. he ain't aiming for your legs.

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...old blind dog...keeps biting my legs.

When in Rome... you know what u gots ta do. Take care a yo bidned. Bite that fucker back an show him who boss.

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whenever dogs don't like me, I think they're judging my character. like, how they can tell good people from creeps.

There's an old blind dog in our house right now and it is best friends with everyone, but keeps biting my legs. It firmly believes I'm evil.

I think babies are the same way too.

it's like they can see your aura.

animals in general like me now, but before they'd bark and run away from me ):

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I think babies are the same way too.

it's like they can see your aura.

animals in general like me now, but before they'd bark and run away from me ):

Animals love me because of the breadth and depth of my guileless heart, but I would sooner eat them.

Human babies also love me, but I do not wish to eat them.

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Not sure if this belongs in here, but my wife's little brother (17 y/o) went on his first camping trip with just his friends the other day. We told him to hang his food a ways from his tent and he shrugged it off. Him and his two friends apparently woke up to a bear destroying everything in the bed of the truck, as they thought by burying it under other shit would make it ok. They were up all night holding eachother and freaking out...and there's bear shit all over the tailgate. That's one lesson it doesn't take more than once to learn I think.

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camping ...bear ...destroying everything ...burying ...shit ...make it go away ...bear ...shit ...apocolaypse.

That's one lesson it doesn't take more than once to learn I think.

Never go camping. Write that down.

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fuck, I love camping.

and weed

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at 5" and less then 100 pounds I couldn't imagine you fighting a baby bear

hell

I'm bigger then you and i'd run away

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id do it on pcp.

but then again im sure anyone would fight anything on pcp

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there just may be a way to get rid of you yet.

but now I'm not so sure I want to

who would I have fun to poke at and make myself feel big and mighty then? ):

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that Timothy Tredwell movie scared the shit outta me about being in the outdoors where bears live. I really like camping, but I swear I hear grizzly bears all over Tahoe at night. I don't think a single Grizzly bear lives anywhere near Tahoe...

Guest jmatsu
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fuck, I love camping.

and weed

then why don't you just follow some granola head band on tour or go start yr own hippy colony?

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