superconfessional

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i slept with my clothes on too!

[bouwnt]

i also wrecked out last night... unfortunately not before my

subconscious could leave me [facebook] hints for the morning about my tastes

[jeepster]

oh, and jayrock, you can develop lactose intolerance as you get older. happened to my brother. usually stems from a pre-existing allergy that becomes more specific.

[bouwnt]

[nicotine]

me too and i did last night but my house is very cold because my heat isnt on.

[redgrail]

tried my luck with four young ladies last night (including one in a pair of stunning blonde twins).

all were attached.

all chose to not reveal this until I was a full hour of conversation invested in them.

fanfuckingtastic.

[suicide]

your fault.

ask them bitches first.

[redgrail]

no good way to do that.

you've basically just revealed that all you want is they ass.

[hellogoodbye]

Your boyfriend. Where your boyfriend at? Is he gettin' you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin' you Mike-n-Ikes? Oh you like Mike-n-Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where your boyfriend? Where yo' boyfriend at? Where yo boyfriend?

[evisu 2000]

who doesn't like mike-n-ikes

[whitney]

loves mike-n-ikes

fundips

now and laters

nerds

sunkist

I swear I never had a cavity growing up..ate all that and moar..now I get them every other dentist visit (once a year)

[Mr Waffles]

its like 75 degrees here, ima bout to get some ice cream on the way to work. some peanut butter cup concoction.

[jeepster]

its like 75 degrees here, ima bout to get some ice cream on the way to work. some peanut butter cup concoction.

this sounds heavenly.

Old high school friend is coming into the city tonight. I may convince him to pay for everything I eat/do tonight. Should be a good night.

[juliaN.]

i just realized the shit i've been wearing all day and probably today and tomorrow as well is more or less the exact same outfit i wore as a young kid taking photos with my grandfather, posing next to buildings and statues and shit in Guangzhou, visiting my elder cousin, dude was still living in San Francisco at the time and I got my first glimpse of the Playboy Channel as a 10 year old...and right now we are at precisely the hour i was born 25 years ago. Damn it went by in a blink, here's to makin it to 50 Cent.

[Astérix]

this sounds heavenly.

Old high school friend is coming into the city tonight. I may convince him to pay for everything I eat/do tonight. Should be a good night.

Is he in such a position that he can do so? How good of a friend is he? Depending on your relationship with said person it sorta seems like a dick thing to do.

[jeepster]

nah, he owes me for numerous occasions. He was sorta my only friend in high school and I was constantly his defender/companion and I've bought him dinner many times. He's a good guy and someone I always enjoy hanging with. Haven't seen him in a bit. Plus he makes like 10k a month when he's on tour, so he has more than enough money to spare a few slices of pizza.

[LaGourgandine]

i just realized the shit i've been wearing all day and probably today and tomorrow as well is more or less the exact same outfit i wore as a young kid taking photos with my grandfather, posing next to buildings and statues and shit in Guangzhou, visiting my elder cousin, dude was still living in San Francisco at the time and I got my first glimpse of the Playboy Channel as a 10 year old...and right now we are at precisely the hour i was born 25 years ago. Damn it went by in a blink, here's to makin it to 50 Cent.

[Guest umhaha84]

I put my socks on my cat's head, after 20~30 minutes of meowing

she peed on my sofa, so I taught her some manners

[Baeyer-Drewson]

^if you mean you put socks over her head then that's just cruel and i hope she mauls you a little (but nothing permanent) in your sleep.

[Guest umhaha84]

^ she does actually

[ngg]

left a poor-ass whore in her room after 15-20 minutes had sex with

cos she stink so goddamn bad and i didnt even come..

[mr fluffernutter]

sucks for you

[ProfMonnitoff]

i slept in the kitchen/common room tonight because i lost my room key

i've had better nights

i did make a great hobo contraption to sleep on though

[NatseOklim]

I don't have anything interesting to confess, need some drama/new experiences in my life.

[junglejane]

i confess i secretly snuggle up to fierce old ladies wearing fur coats

I did it on friday at the supermarket, me and her were in the pasta aisle and while she was concentrated comparing fusilli prices I started lightly touching her fox fur coat, but not enough for her to notice.

so sofffttt

[jeepster]

Weather is getting nice. Birds are chirping. Skirts are getting short again. Skin becomes visible.

I need a girl.

[Lab]

u r too high maintenance lol

[jeepster]

nah dog

I'm startin to chill lately. at least tryin to.

but seriously, you got in trouble in the best way possible. that's the kinda story you tell to your children to empower them.

[Oxy.]

I'm maturing, but the company I keep are still as childish & annoying as ever. I want to pack up everything & leave so I can start my life over. Plus, school is getting on my nerves.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i used to not like fur but now i really want to wear some

it just looks so over the top

fuck animals