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just tell him to wake you up next time, sunshine.

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or, wake him up with urine. from your penis. in his face.

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nah son here's what you do.

next time youve got that class together, sleep in again

but

only after having woken up in the middle of the night and taken a shit in his shoes.

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you should lose your shit and scream at 4 am that he should get up and get dresses becuase you'll both miss your class.

my wife did this to me on a sunday years ago for coming home at 5am from a bachelor party. got up, showered, shaved, got dressed and realized it was sunday morning.

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confession/advice to toto

i put toothpaste in a friend's shoe just before he packed up and left back to his home town...didnt find out till he pulled his shoes out of his bag at home.

he swore he'd go "upper deck" on me someday...i live in fear.

so, toto,

if you dont share restrooms, go "upper deck" on him :)

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you should lose your shit and scream at 4 am that he should get up and get dresses becuase you'll both miss your class.

my wife did this to me on a sunday years ago for coming home at 5am from a bachelor party. got up, showered, shaved, got dressed and realized it was sunday morning.

hahahaha

+ rep for the kunkette

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my wife's friend called her once after her husband went to a bachelor party to ask what she thought about him coming home from a bachelor party, checking to see if she was asleep, and then showering. wife said "not sure, but it doesn't sound good."

she is not a great source of comfort to her friends.

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well the kunkette handled that pretty graciously if you ask me. if her friend's man #1 priority was showering and not collapsing into a drunk heap onto the bed after a bachelor party than something nasty probably went down.

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yeah. i worked with a guy who thought it was hysterical that he and 5 of his friends all got blown at a party by the same stripper. pretty ill if you ask me.

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who knows though, homie could have just been showin respek. if i let my bird fly the coop to go have some sweaty beefcake dance all over her, the last thing i wanna smell is sweaty beefcake and martini when she gets in bed shrug

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if my wife get's a dance from a sweaty beefcake, she'll have no time to shower. will kill her, her family, freinds, everyone she met, owner of her favorite pizza place. only my yam sweat will touch her.

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what if she got a dance from a stealthy goth ninja that didn't leave the slightest sweat droplet?

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what if she got a dance from a stealthy goth ninja that didn't leave the slightest sweat droplet?

real ninjas don't dance they just pull up their pants !!andd

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with even an inkling of suspicion, i would dust her ass for fingerprints.

what if she got a dance from a stealthy goth ninja that didn't leave the slightest sweat droplet?

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Went to Barney's to return Raf backpack, forgot my credit card, couldn't get the refund.

Confess: I'm too lazy to walk there again, I think I'm going to take a cab for the mile and a half walk. :(

Also, supersad I can't plus rep kunk. :( :( :(

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I just came back from a 6-day trip in Las Vegas, celebrating two friends' 21st birthdays. I haven't felt this tired in a very long time.

I do miss the ~140 hours of weed, alcohol, and debauchery.

All that's left is for school to start :(

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real ninjas don't dance they just pull up their pants !!andd

Hahahhahahahahha. + Rep when I can.

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nah son here's what you do.

next time youve got that class together, sleep in again

but

only after having woken up in the middle of the night and taken a shit in his shoes.

actually

just keep him up for an entire night while you demolish some chick you brought home. Then get up for class and tough out the post-sex-time-for-class tiredness and see how he fares. It's like watching a building being demolished in slow motion.

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bouwnt, have you heard the songs "judy biworker" and "daily routine" by AC?

daily routine is on that live show i gave you. it's fuckkking BOMB and i should send you judy biworker.

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no!>?!? but yes you totally should

along, with that

JAP STUFF

i got a long day at work tomorrow of watching porn and cartoons on my ipod

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Im happy

school was good today

and then tennis was way prime, i was on point

and then tomorrow were playing our biggest rivals (Brophy) and im way pumped

i hope we beat them

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Im spending way too much time doing something completely useless for class while I could be doing homework. It probably wont even work but I dont want to do it in flash because flash sucks and I dont know it.

very random confession that no one will get.

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last week when I said no one would miss me if I was gone, I didn't mean on sufu, I meant irl, hehe. I don't have any parents left or many family members at all, for that matter... and sometimes it makes me feel really alone in the world. but everyone is very sweet for their nice posts anyway <3

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