superconfessional

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Mark McKinney is the Canuckian Andy Dick.

[salaryman]

holy shit, are you 40, salaryman?

haha, 23 actually, but we had a lot of stupid organized dances.

And my freshmen year roommate is my best friend too.

First time I met him he was sitting in his underwear in a plastic lawn chair in our room watching boogie nights.

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your school tried to cancel out facebook with a babby/dogbook? Did you go to Oxford?

[salaryman]

This was like 2002, pre-facebook.

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dude, don't speak down to me with this 'pre-facebook' shit, I AM pre-facebook. I was almost impregnating bitches in the days of 386 and 68030

[salaryman]

Well my roommate wrote every paper in college on a typewriter.

Not because there were no computers, just because he was--is--weird.

I remember when facebook first came out, I was studying abroad so everyone back home had 239842897 friends and I had like 4.

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haha, same boat. my facebook friend count still isn't as high as I think it deserves to be, since I ditch every school I go to for 2 years. my worst fb group experience is that I joined the BMW group really excited and then found out it was run by a bunch of british arabic douchebags. best, is that somehow i went in some group and some chinese girl from some foreign country who wore lots of house of holland and looked sexy, friended me.

[salaryman]

I actually do a ritual culling every once and a while.

Just deleting people who I haven't talked to in a while/I don't want to let see pictures of my bad habits.

[conan.]

its 6am and im still awake with my friends playing mario kart ahahaha

also i set up a new deck today to skate cuz i snapped mine last week.. new deck and snapped today again

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I just friended some kid I still view as my friendly 2nd grade classmate, now he's a surf bogan, as I look through his photos. oh well.

[cyberPUNK]

I actually do a ritual culling every once and a while.

Just deleting people who I haven't talked to in a while/I don't want to let see pictures of my bad habits.

haha i do this too. i always worry though that they might by some chance notice and take offense to the fact that i deleted them from my friends. oh well...

[wesc]

haha i do this too. i always worry though that they might by some chance notice and take offense to the fact that i deleted them from my friends. oh well...

shiz happend to me... i friended, havnt seen in ages so defriended .... later on she refriendgs me... so i do the same friend her then later on defriend cause we dun talk nor see each other evaaaaaaaa. got annoying went out for like 3-4 times.

another time this girl from my highschool keeps friending me even tho i decline EVERYSINGLE TIME ... happend like 5 times no joke wack.

dun they get the message ?

[dolly]

shiz happend to me... i friended, havnt seen in ages so defriended .... later on she refriendgs me... so i do the same friend her then later on defriend cause we dun talk nor see each other evaaaaaaaa. got annoying went out for like 3-4 times.

another time this girl from my highschool keeps friending me even tho i decline EVERYSINGLE TIME ... happend like 5 times no joke wack.

dun they get the message ?

the same thing just happened to me...this creepy guy from my high school who died (and was obviously revived...ghosts don't have fb) of alcohol poisoning in the hydro field next to the school. After his fifth attempt, I finally just blocked him.

the only issue with that is, if you run into the person on the subway or something, it will be entirely awkward.

[wesc]

nah what's awkward is ppl that friend you that youve spoken to like once before ? said HI only and they friend you and then like MONTHS, YEARS later you spot them walking on the sidewalk and you walk RIGHT past each other without saying a thing no hi. the other person doesnt recognize you. what do you do ?

altho ! its partially my fault cause i coulda said hi too ? what do you do ?

[dunkin deeznuts]

people spit at me when i tell them i'm not on facebook

my internet social networking ended with friendster........

[kunk75]

i'm on facebook but i'm not sure why. you're not missing anything.

[conan.]

now its 10am and i cant sleep i am wide awake wtf

[arisu]

after seeing the dark knight I saw a guy dressed up as joker on the train, down to the thinning hair. got scared.

this is (still) just hot though

[dolly]

nah what's awkward is ppl that friend you that youve spoken to like once before ? said HI only and they friend you and then like MONTHS, YEARS later you spot them walking on the sidewalk and you walk RIGHT past each other without saying a thing no hi. the other person doesnt recognize you. what do you do ?

altho ! its partially my fault cause i coulda said hi too ? what do you do ?

ugh that's the worst. I always think that people don't remember who I am (even if I remember them clearly) so I often pretend I just don't see them. But I also have a tendency to just smile or say hi to someone I pass on an empty sidewalk (especially old people) so I'm not too frazzled if I say it to them and they act surprised that I greeted them.

[inaya]

i'm playing excitebike instead of doing work

[bill]

I had a "semi"date with a girl yesterday. It endned with me and my best friends vs her + two girls and a little guy. I acted like a dick and I feel really good about it

[evisu 2000]

i'm afraid to read my horoscope

[wesc]

im playing FF4 on my ds at work for the last hour and half or more awesome.

[whitney]

i had a klondike for breakfast..

[off bowery]

I fucked a girl i met on localhookups this morning. Her son was in the other room and io smashed the living daylights outta her. Then I took her phone and ipod touch and left her house, promising id "be right back, im going to get us ihop". Dumb bitch, i should have called child serviuces on her bitchass

[ktothe]

I fucked a girl i met on localhookups this morning. Her son was in the other room and io smashed the living daylights outta her. Then I took her phone and ipod touch and left her house, promising id "be right back, im going to get us ihop". Dumb bitch, i should have called child serviuces on her bitchass

Suck a pussy fuck a pussy leave it there

your son there? dont even care...

[off bowery]

word, lil nigga kept banging on the doors too, knowing his whore mother was getting smashed out. phone is in marketplace btw, comes with nudes of me fucking said chick

[sushijerk]

How old is this chick? Leave contact info for fellow sufu members?

[sybaritical]

I fucked a girl i met on localhookups this morning. Her son was in the other room and io smashed the living daylights outta her. Then I took her phone and ipod touch and left her house, promising id "be right back, im going to get us ihop". Dumb bitch, i should have called child serviuces on her bitchass

Wow. You sound like a very pleasant and agreeable gentleman.

I got a break at work and actually read my advertising leaflet for the first time this afternoon ... not only does it have about a dozen spelling mistakes, in one paragraph the graphic designer's freudian slip makes me sound like a man whore.

[headcoat]

I fucked a girl i met on localhookups this morning. Her son was in the other room and io smashed the living daylights outta her. Then I took her phone and ipod touch and left her house, promising id "be right back, im going to get us ihop". Dumb bitch, i should have called child serviuces on her bitchass

not only do you rob from kids on this forum, you rob the whores you fuck.

jesus christ, youre a pathetic little bag of shit. seriously in need of a proper beating.