superconfessional

[jeepster]

ive got a wicked case of blue balls

still off the stuff? how many days has it been?

anyways, i think im gonna quit smoking. got chased by the cops tonight, and for good reason, stupidly we were smoking in public (down by the norwalk river, for any of you CTsufu'ers) right near the shore, and the cops roll up. we had finished like 10 minutes before, but they were suspect of us, and unfortunately we forgot to ditch the baggy. so its sitting in between all of us, and there are a couple of open beers, but nothing serious, and they started flashing us with their lights, so we decided the block was a bit hot and just bolted down the beach. they pursued until the end of the road, but kinda gave up when we ended up in some mc-mansion backyard in the middle of a strange adult party (i think it was some sort of secret society, they had on tuxe's and cloaks on). so shit started getting sorta surreal. we headed back into town (norwalk, which is sorta urban for the area of CT im near) and had dinner at this place, and sat outside. as we're finishing up dinner, the same cops roll by and start signalling us with the intercom calling us out. so we go inside pay the bill, the cops are now standing by the front of the restaurant, we're pretty unhappy with the situation, and down the street at a nightclub a fight breaks out. there are these two puerto rican guys going at eachother and this tiny tiny tiny rican chick trying to break it up who ends up getting smashed in the mouth by one of them, so the cops run down there to break up the fight (maced all three of them), all whilst "Wamp Wamp, What it do" is blaring from the club. so we cut out and made it back to the car and decided we'd better quit while we're ahead. as we head back to the lot where we parked, a bunch of "bros" stop us and ask us for some lights and if we have any pot. we say no, and they start to get really pissed, and it quickly became apparent that they were drunk, so we were edging our way out of that when the lot security comes up to all of us and them and starts threatening to call the cops, who are on the other side of the block. anyways, to make an odd story anti-climactic, we climbed into the car, drove home while blasting beyonce and i wrote an unnecessarily long paragraph about it on sufu.

and thats why im gonna stop smoking for a week or two. because shit gets too surreal sometimes.

[owl]

dont quit. just smoke indoors.

[jeepster]

dont quit. just smoke indoors.

nah, its definitely getting cut back on. college apps and school picking up and what not. its fine, i can go without it.

[ghostdeini]

CT represent

[willy cheesesteak]

still off the stuff? how many days has it been?

anyways, i think im gonna quit smoking. got chased by the cops tonight, and for good reason, stupidly we were smoking in public (down by the norwalk river, for any of you CTsufu'ers) right near the shore, and the cops roll up. we had finished like 10 minutes before, but they were suspect of us, and unfortunately we forgot to ditch the baggy. so its sitting in between all of us, and there are a couple of open beers, but nothing serious, and they started flashing us with their lights, so we decided the block was a bit hot and just bolted down the beach. they pursued until the end of the road, but kinda gave up when we ended up in some mc-mansion backyard in the middle of a strange adult party (i think it was some sort of secret society, they had on tuxe's and cloaks on). so shit started getting sorta surreal. we headed back into town (norwalk, which is sorta urban for the area of CT im near) and had dinner at this place, and sat outside. as we're finishing up dinner, the same cops roll by and start signalling us with the intercom calling us out. so we go inside pay the bill, the cops are now standing by the front of the restaurant, we're pretty unhappy with the situation, and down the street at a nightclub a fight breaks out. there are these two puerto rican guys going at eachother and this tiny tiny tiny rican chick trying to break it up who ends up getting smashed in the mouth by one of them, so the cops run down there to break up the fight (maced all three of them), all whilst "Wamp Wamp, What it do" is blaring from the club. so we cut out and made it back to the car and decided we'd better quit while we're ahead. as we head back to the lot where we parked, a bunch of "bros" stop us and ask us for some lights and if we have any pot. we say no, and they start to get really pissed, and it quickly became apparent that they were drunk, so we were edging our way out of that when the lot security comes up to all of us and them and starts threatening to call the cops, who are on the other side of the block. anyways, to make an odd story anti-climactic, we climbed into the car, drove home while blasting beyonce and i wrote an unnecessarily long paragraph about it on sufu.

and thats why im gonna stop smoking for a week or two. because shit gets too surreal sometimes.

i acually would have enjoyed that night(the getting away and mansion part).

[BTT]

alright this has been quite possibely the craziest week of my life. college just started and it was just the usual frat hopping and getting wasted with cheap beer and jungle juice. But in a turn of events this is what has happened in the less than a week:

Hotboxxing in a "Friendly" Taxi with the driver rolling a blunt.

Hotboxxing in a Rockstar Energy Drink Van

Cops chasing the Rockstar Energy Drink Van while we were running back to the suite.

Going to 12 Frats in 7 Days.

Black "Gangstas" stealing a shit load of Rockstar cases.

WoWzOrS

[jeepster]

i acually would have enjoyed that night(the getting away and mansion part).

it was enjoyable. it just kinda reinforced the need for me to stop smoking for a bit, in my eyes.

alright this has been quite possibely the craziest week of my life. college just started and it was just the usual frat hopping and getting wasted with cheap beer and jungle juice. But in a turn of events this is what has happened in the less than a week:

Hotboxxing in a "Friendly" Taxi with the driver rolling a blunt.

Hotboxxing in a Rockstar Energy Drink Van

Cops chasing the Rockstar Energy Drink Van while we were running back to the suite.

Going to 12 Frats in 7 Days.

Black "Gangstas" stealing a shit load of Rockstar cases.

WoWzOrS

i drive a rockstar energy drink truck when my friends do shows (my best friend is a booking agent), cause all the shows are sponsored by rockstar usually. its one of the worst drinks ive ever had.

[soraanaam]

the rockstar cola is hideous

[jeepster]

the rockstar cola is hideous

its not even cola... its like methamphetamine juice. ive only ever had one whole can of the stuff and i was wired (not to mention already high outta my skull), so it generally was a fucked up feeling.

[Corbin Law]

good story jeepster.

i think id probs chill at the cloaked out mansion party for a bit, whenever im high im wayy into that shit.

i had a sufu dream last night. where i lived near moy, and i chilled at his house for some wywtd but all the pics were totally candid, i was hoping for some badass set ups in some crazy backdrops but no, he does it all candid. i got pissed and climbed this tower to my apartment which was the top floor overlooking the city. somethign about cops coming up or something i duno but my family and i climbed this huge pole to escape but i fell off and then chilled with my brothers friend who i chilled with last night. i didnt know how to drive an automatic though and i think i crashed his car.

i havent had the time for much sufu lately.

i misses it.

[jeepster]

good story jeepster.

i think id probs chill at the cloaked out mansion party for a bit, whenever im high im wayy into that shit.

i had a sufu dream last night. where i lived near moy, and i chilled at his house for some wywtd but all the pics were totally candid, i was hoping for some badass set ups in some crazy backdrops but no, he does it all candid. i got pissed and climbed this tower to my apartment which was the top floor overlooking the city. somethign about cops coming up or something i duno but my family and i climbed this huge pole to escape but i fell off and then chilled with my brothers friend who i chilled with last night. i didnt know how to drive an automatic though and i think i crashed his car.

i havent had the time for much sufu lately.

i misses it.

i had a Less Than Zero dream the other night, and last night i had a dream there was a hole in my apc's that kept growing until i was naked.

i would've stuck around for the mansion thing, but it was getting a little odd, and i was severely high and paranoid at that moment in time, so we decided to think better of it. it was like some Eyes Wide Shut kinda stuff.

[revoked]

everytime edmond posts a picture of his ass, i puke a little.

that is all.

[solidricin]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

is how i feel right now

[thomas_highstreet]

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGHHHH !!! !!!!

is how i felt, about 7mins ago circa tiger-g galleries yo

[wEstSidE]

im sorry prof

it hurt me 2.

[keagan]

I just saw old man die in a hit n' run.

On the brightside ima be on the news.

[jeepster]

I just saw old man die in a hit n' run.

On the brightside ima be on the news.

vidz?

10char.

[onemancult]

i love tentacle rape, and lolitas.

[Corbin Law]

i killed a cute innocent bunny last night.

i searched the road and couldnt find it.

meaning it was either A. phantom rabbit or B. stuck to the bottom of my car.

only B would suprise me, that road has a history of some supernatural shit.

[jeepster]

i love tentacle rape, and lolitas.

shitting dick nipples?

[its swanny]

I just saw old man die in a hit n' run.

On the brightside ima be on the news.

you're gonna get a hair modeling contract. it's your big break.

[onemancult]

shitting dick nipples?

GOURO GURO!

[red]

this is currently happening to me:

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/mystery_orange_oil.html

thank god for the internet. i thought i would suffer a while and die a certain death.

my fucking grandma told me it was sea bass. it was indeed good though.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

edit: proper term: keriorrhoea.

at least i can say i ate a fished banned in many countries.

i ate a whole steak. like 1/2 a pound or something. a really thick slab.

[mr fluffernutter]

epic epix!! wow

begs is god

sgad is begs

i confess, i bought halo 3 so i could play it at my friends house ( i dont have an xbox 360)

[corned beef]

i bought SKATE just play it on my friend's xbox 360 and tv a few rooms over. He already bought halo 3 and has beaten it, about to beat it on legendary haha.

[mr fluffernutter]

i bought SKATE just play it on my friend's xbox 360 and tv a few rooms over. He already bought halo 3 and has beaten it, about to beat it on legendary haha.

last level on campaign (h3) is insaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i played it for 7 hours

[Guest DUM]

I just saw Klaxons. They were all wearing the same black cheap mondays.

now i'm all hyped up and newwwww raaaave. I should sleep but I can't.

I really should have been high. they were high. I hope to god those glowstick-laden white kids were high...those dance moves were next level.

[wEstSidE]

I just saw Klaxons. They were all wearing the same black cheap mondays.

now i'm all hyped up and newwwww raaaave. I should sleep but I can't.

I really should have been high. they were high. I hope to god those glowstick-laden white kids were high...those dance moves were next level.

OMG!!~~~~ I WARE BLK CHEEP MONDAZE!!!~~

[un-]

I feel kinda' guilty...a co-worker gave me some money to get her something to drink and said I could keep the change. When I went to the place, the girl at the register gave me the soda for free..I wasn't wrong in keeping all of the money since the soda was free.99, right? :confused:

[Leonard Leroy]

In the Chickpea not at St. Mark's Place, a bit off Union Square, I got a Shawafel, and I gave the girl 7 bucks --- a 5 and two singles--- (it was 6 and some change in total) and she gave me change as if I paid with a 20. I was confused, but whatever. Getting paid 14 bucks to eat shawafel is A-Oks.