superconfessional

[broneck]

the more i get laid, the more i jerk off, does everyone else have this problem?

[Bona Drag]

you think it's a joke, diamonds?

you wait and see what happens on my vacation to bc

you nummy little sack of sugar you

[goldengloves]

That rape gif is entrancing...

[mr fluffernutter]

i'm going to go hide in the forest now

[scoon0224]

the more i get laid, the more i jerk off, does everyone else have this problem?

Yes

Are there two wEstSidE's? Because I just read a post on the other SF in plain English. It kind of made my skin crawl.

[wEstSidE]

Yes

Are there two wEstSidE's? Because I just read a post on the other SF in plain English. It kind of made my skin crawl.

IM OPPRESSED, AM OPPRESS ON FUKN FASHUNZ SPOT 2

NO IT B SAM GUY...SORT OF

[scoon0224]

they need to fix vaclav then... among others

[artificialsky]

I can't connect with and look down on people because they don't dress similarly

[ProfMonnitoff]

IM OPPRESSED, AM OPPRESS ON FUKN FASHUNZ SPOT 2

NO IT B SAM GUY...SORT OF

Only illiterate morons would like Vibskov and Cassete Playa.

[jayrock]

I need to purchase a snowboarding pass ASAP

[Begåvningsreserven]

[Charlie Delta]

^holy shit!

[sybaritical]

I haven't got any tentacles.

[Charlie Delta]

^but you can still enjoy it!

[Begåvningsreserven]

I haven't got any tentacles.

[sybaritical]

Awhhh ....

gwan then.

[wEstSidE]

Only illiterate morons would like Vibskov and Cassete Playa.

XXACTLY NIGGUHH BLUD!!!! BLAADOW STEP FROM DA GATE NAO

[wEstSidE]

they need to fix vaclav then... among others

THEY DID 1CE

THEY WONT FIXX U IF U USE PROPR GRAMMER N SEPPELIN DEN U KAN TELL EM DAT XYKOLON B WUZ MYTH N U LUVPURSISAN BLOO

HOLOKAUST WAS MYTH!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

I EET @ RETSAURNAT WIF DRESS KODDE NO BLAXX

[keagan]

I love me some lolitazzzzzzzzzzz

[jonle714]

i live with my mother.

[wEstSidE]

the 2 posto bein bak2bak was not coincnedental

[evisu 2000]

i live with my mother.

shout out, to my niggas in compton

who still live with they moms and fight they brothers for the top bunk

i always say i'm moving out this year

but it'll be sooner if welfare finds out i live here

yo it's cheap by my place

i ain't scared to open bills cuz none of them in my name

[COLLIEPARKSBUBBASPARXXX]

just had a crack fueled night ending up throwing this knocked out nigga in a lake

[its swanny]

snl is reaaaaaaaaaaaaalll good tonight.

[goldengloves]

snl is reaaaaaaaaaaaaalll good tonight.

Why dat b?

[dino might]

ive got a wicked case of blue balls

[its swanny]

Why dat b?

it's actually funny for a change.

lebron is doing a pretty good job.

kanye's performance was decent.

the digital short will be all over youtube tomorrow.

good season premier.

and with seth rogan hosting next week, we'lll have two good episodes in a row.

[goldengloves]

Cool, maybe I'll watch it for a change. I haven't watched it in years.

[jeepster]

ive got a wicked case of blue balls

still off the stuff? how many days has it been?

anyways, i think im gonna quit smoking. got chased by the cops tonight, and for good reason, stupidly we were smoking in public (down by the norwalk river, for any of you CTsufu'ers) right near the shore, and the cops roll up. we had finished like 10 minutes before, but they were suspect of us, and unfortunately we forgot to ditch the baggy. so its sitting in between all of us, and there are a couple of open beers, but nothing serious, and they started flashing us with their lights, so we decided the block was a bit hot and just bolted down the beach. they pursued until the end of the road, but kinda gave up when we ended up in some mc-mansion backyard in the middle of a strange adult party (i think it was some sort of secret society, they had on tuxe's and cloaks on). so shit started getting sorta surreal. we headed back into town (norwalk, which is sorta urban for the area of CT im near) and had dinner at this place, and sat outside. as we're finishing up dinner, the same cops roll by and start signalling us with the intercom calling us out. so we go inside pay the bill, the cops are now standing by the front of the restaurant, we're pretty unhappy with the situation, and down the street at a nightclub a fight breaks out. there are these two puerto rican guys going at eachother and this tiny tiny tiny rican chick trying to break it up who ends up getting smashed in the mouth by one of them, so the cops run down there to break up the fight (maced all three of them), all whilst "Wamp Wamp, What it do" is blaring from the club. so we cut out and made it back to the car and decided we'd better quit while we're ahead. as we head back to the lot where we parked, a bunch of "bros" stop us and ask us for some lights and if we have any pot. we say no, and they start to get really pissed, and it quickly became apparent that they were drunk, so we were edging our way out of that when the lot security comes up to all of us and them and starts threatening to call the cops, who are on the other side of the block. anyways, to make an odd story anti-climactic, we climbed into the car, drove home while blasting beyonce and i wrote an unnecessarily long paragraph about it on sufu.

and thats why im gonna stop smoking for a week or two. because shit gets too surreal sometimes.

[owl]

dont quit. just smoke indoors.