superconfessional

[julzkind]

i confess i fell asleep on the stand/shelf of a ghetto store in cleveland...

and my friend saw me and left me there.

i woke up quite energized and wore a spiderman mask the rest of the time in the store.

[sushijerk]

Oh mang, I'm used to it. It's just that... I don't normally have such a specific image.

Wtf yo asian chick in this pic I don't know where you live but you should be pulling much better white dudes than this. You're crazy in demand exotic right now like city beachside property before the housing bubble. Step your white man game up.

One of my roomies is a white architect grad. Got some steez, nice guy, plays guitar, DJs, makes okay bank. He broke up with a CWG who is at least an 8 and is currently dating a much heavier asian girl who is at best a 4-5. You guys are like credit default swaps right now white dudes got no idea how to value the ASSets correctly so take advantage. Based on this pic of you I expect at least Clopek quality white dudes.

Also ignore this whole post if you're in Asia. In that case props on finding a white guy your age and not some fat 50 year old ex-pat.

[nicotine]

Wtf yo asian chick in this pic I don't know where you live but you should be pulling much better white dudes than this. You're crazy in demand exotic right now like city beachside property before the housing bubble. Step your white man game up.

One of my roomies is a white architect grad. Got some steez, nice guy, plays guitar, DJs, makes okay bank. He broke up with a CWG who is at least an 8 and is currently dating a much heavier asian girl who is at best a 4-5. You guys are like credit default swaps right now white dudes got no idea how to value the ASSets correctly so take advantage. Based on this pic of you I expect at least Clopek quality white dudes.

Also ignore this whole post if you're in Asia. In that case props on finding a white guy your age and not some fat 50 year old ex-pat.

hahaha. im far from heavy but that is me in the picture and i live in brooklyn. i don't date that dude anymore.

and my hair's not (entirely) blonde anymore.

[nicotine]

next time don't waste your trip reading superfuture

i watched the wizard of oz and threw stuff off of my friends roof. and then i went on superfuture... the fuck is wrong with me.

[weidna]

"alright, here we go. my american citizenship is finally going to come full circle. i'm finally going to live out what so many have fought to protect. the foundation of my rights as an american. here i go to lend my say to the ever-burning flame of democracy...i'm gonna....wait, da fucks the del with this line right here? pfff, later."

[U MAD]

next time don't waste your trip reading superfuture

HIGH TREASON

[Lab]

i watched the wizard of oz and threw stuff off of my friends roof. and then i went on superfuture... the fuck is wrong with me.

FUCK U BITCH

IMMA GET ON DIS MUSHROOM TIP N SHORYUKEN SUM C.A.G.

[Lab]

im watchin the penn state game

commentator was visiting tents

and looked at dis girl

and said

HOW CAN U STUDY

[nicotine]

FUCK U BITCH

IMMA GET ON DIS MUSHROOM TIP N SHORYUKEN SUM C.A.G.

fuck you, too. going out of your way to add images into your posts. weeeaoooowwww.

[nicotine]

HIGH TREASON

agreed.. . . . .

[M.O.A]

^+rep

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[kunk75]

vasectomy was my best decision ever. financially, too as 3 kids is enough.

i have never had a positive LSD trip, but I've had roughly 25 bad ones.

[kunk75]

^too negative. i think that's exactly it. mushrooms never did anything for me either.

in college everyone was tripping like second nature so if i went to a party, i took a hit.

i took seven hits once and had an horrific but pretty amazing trip where i wound up in my underwear invoking Odin in 2 feet of vermont snow.

[bouwnt]

what was he wearing

the dark lord, when you summoned him??

[nicotine]

666

Edited March 31, 2012 by nicotine

[U MAD]

ofc he is, man has a gigantic frown

[JohnnyRed]

I've had bad trips on shrooms and acid though, but I still love both of em. You just need to be in the right scenario

[Handlethevibe]

I just bought two cheap things on ebay only cause I wanted to use the 30% cashback because it seems like it's going to end soon. In 60 days I'll get $5 total cashback! woooo.

[kunk75]

he didn't show up. only crowley and jesus.

what was he wearing

the dark lord, when you summoned him??

[tangerine]

he didn't show up. only crowley and jesus.

well, what were they wearing?

I'm imagining pepper and salt fits.

[e0d9n0b5]

i just got dumped wtf ??????

this is literally our first month in our new apartment.. duno if I can afford it alone?

[RobotPunk]

i just got dumped wtf ??????

this is literally our first month in our new apartment.. duno if I can afford it alone?

ahhhhh fuuuck dude. I'm sorrie, man. Feel for you.

[mr fluffernutter]

thats sad

[chronoaug]

i just got dumped wtf ??????

this is literally our first month in our new apartment.. duno if I can afford it alone?

sucks du. How long you guys date for? Must have been pretty serious if you moved in. Kinda lame she bolted after only a month. Shouldn't have signed a lease if she had doubts. Put an ad in the paper or ask around. I'm sure you can find another roomate to help pay bills.

[e0d9n0b5]

its a 1bdr so i don't know if Id even want to share such a small space with somebody who wasn't my s.o

and i think were together just under a year if you count this month.

she told me the whole "we will take a break and get back together" angle but I really don't think she intends to.

[U MAD]

evan sympathy itt (0)

[Leonard Leroy]

Damn nigga you moved in with someone, crazy.

[chronoaug]

Dude. That's weak of her. You could always try to find someone to sublet your place while you move somewhere cheaper

[e0d9n0b5]

Dude. That's weak of her. You could always try to find someone to sublet your place while you move somewhere cheaper

ah good idea, I'm gona find my copy of the lease and see what I'd need to do for that.

thanks

[Leonard Leroy]

I have a ball and chain and you could stay underneath my bed, as my house boy.