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I have a brazilian jiu jitsu tournament in 2 weeks in my hometown. Friends and family and lots of townies are coming to watch me for the first time. I know its just a sport but I am absolutely terrified. My worst fear is to get choked out and wake up to people went to high school with laughing at me. Here's a clip of my last match a while back.

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I have a brazilian jiu jitsu tournament in 2 weeks in my hometown. Friends and family and lots of townies are coming to watch me for the first time. I know its just a sport but I am absolutely terrified. My worst fear is to get choked out and wake up to people went to high school with laughing at me. Here's a clip of my last match a while back.

you got to man up !

edit: the vid was pretty amusing. which was you ?

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i'd love to train BJJ, but the fucked up ears we get after a while disencourage me a lot.

You definitely get your ears fucked up more by wrestling, i think. BJJ is fun as hell and after the matches are done there's lots of respect. Heads up if you wanna train**- Everyone wears sandals so you better be rocking them beesbeem christo's, jk.

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it is chocolate drink

no milk

troof. you can buy that shit warm in cartons at walgreens. my girl got some last night and was kinda sketched out that it was warm. i had to explain to her the wonders of yoohoo and why it's ok if it's warm. triflin ass hoe questionin my choco drank.

here's another story:

one time in high school i was talking to this girl on AIM (returrrnnn of tha mackk) and i was getting bored so i decided to go to a local diner with a couple friends. i told the girl on aim that i was leaving to go to said diner, and she asked me to pick her up some french fries (the place is known for their fries or something) and i told her sure because i had the hots for her and i wanted to dip the tip.

so we get to the diner and i tell my friends about how this girl wanted me to get her some fries and they all told me i was a dumbass because she was dating someone. well, this kind of broke my little heart, but i decided to get her her fries anyways.

i get back into town and am about to drop off the french fries - but i had to get them ready for her. since she didn't tell me that she was taken, i thought it'd be a good idea to drop some street justice on her french fries. i had to take a leak so i went in my friends bushes and then made sure to drip dry in her fries and then sprinkle a lil pube somethin somethin on there and mix it all up.

well, i get back to her place and the moment of truth hits as i give her the fries .. she opened the container, and proceeded to fucking DEVOUR them. some of her friends even joined in on the festivities and before i knew it i had 5 girls thanking me for the fries. no, girls, thank you.

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I'm running two successful businesses, just picked up a couple of writing gigs, doing a bit of marketing consulting, my kids are awesome, my wife is amazing, her girlfriend is very "accomodating" of my whims, and I've got a great house and tons of friends.

And more than anything else all I want to do is get the fuck out of here for a while. Seriously. Every day that I wake up in my own bed I have to bite down on my fist to keep from screaming.

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unklesteve: im probably confusing you with someone else, but werent you the one whose wife went away on a vacation to "discover herself" and left you with the kids? if so, what happened? if not, my bad

edit: it was you. im glad things have turned around for you.

My marriage is in the shitter, and my wife is planning to leave the country for a little while by herself to "sort things out".

Which leaves me with three kids and a store to run while she gets fucked up on a beach somewhere to make herself feel better about treating me like shit for the last two weeks.

Any more of this and I'm liable to lose my shit entirely.

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