who here is drunk?

[wesc]

damn. i could use a drink.

[Le Buttsecks]

had some good drunkness going on last night until some stupid bitch ask me if im gay.

TIGHT ASS JEANS DONT MAKE YOU A FAGIT BITCH ASS NIGGA.

i want to hurt a ,utha fucker right now

[junglejane]

MONTENEGRO STRAIGT UP STRlKES AGAINNNNNNN

AYBAYBAY

[azn8oi]

I admit, I am typing in correct grammar; however, tonight I walked by a Caucasian guy passed out next to a power box.

I laughed and pointed at him, but did nothing to improve his situation..

This is true..

ps. my yougurt was nasty:

green tea, choc, regular, reeses, choco sprinkles, graham crackers ==> whack.

but buzzed, just like i am now.

[geekbonchic]

Oh. It works now.

[gas prices kill]

I must admit I am fucking drunk. Henessey and coke is a fucking awesome thing. I just got home from a friend's party, and I have seen people I haven't seen in a long time. Things are dfinitely looking up, for the moment at least. But I have finals next week :(

FUCK

[homi29]

wow

i just got home

[redshirt]

Immmmmmmm draaaaanknmk!! But Im home earliyz partybosz aint yuppz tro doooo more drnakinin.

[samsikle]

KINGSC UP WOOOOOOOOO. i was siipposed to be raeding a book but i heard beer cans open like TSSSSSST and thena i wpla\yed kings cuppw tih my brother and hisf riends and im pretty buzzed right now

i couldn't evn find the thread so kerni ahd to link me to thsi GNIGHT

[junglejane]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!l!!!!!!

[gfunkdocta]

1.5 pitchers AT LEAST!!!

[Case]

drunk in the middle of finals week what it diooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[geekbonchic]

Yay I graduated today.

Not gonna lie, if I ever meet Vs Toto in real life, I am going make totally inappropriate suggestions and offer drinks.

Also, CUPCAKE BONANZAAAAAAA.

[sidneylo]

A celebratory shot of Fernet. Stay classy mofuckers,

[B-Dawg]

pre-gamed for a local semi-pro baseball game with a rather large, corked, reinaert flemish wild ale, then got fully sloshed on moderately priced local IPA at the game. we won in extra innings!

[kiya]

I just went to Russian River Brewery and am completely fucking wasted.

How the hell am i supposed to drive to Healdsburg now?

Going to RRB for me was like a Muslim going to Mecca.

It was deep and thoroughly satisfying.

[geekbonchic]

Dang, kiya, it's barely a quarter past 4 and you already skunked?

[kyo]

apologies to the angels....i needed a change.

as for the unicorns...

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IM drunk right now and watched this \umicorn video and though it waws hilarious,.

[DrMoBueno]

drunk and on yim, dangerous

[skistar]

I searched for this thread till I passed out last night.

lucily I got drunk enough again and actually found it the time.

Apples predicivr text obviously kicks ass. Once you have perfected the puke and rally, you can take your drinking to a whole different level. My roommates Cousin/sister is all about me and want me to seal the deal. She Just graduated and turned 18 a few months ago. Tomorrow I may just have to do it.

[geekbonchic]

I'm so sorry that I've been doing so much shit talking you guys. It's just really hot and it's really pissing me off.

But seriously, fugly face was an issue.

[Guest skull2]

Yeahh Haha I"m Blazzeed As Fck, I love you guys tho no homo. SuFu been great to me.

[Le Buttsecks]

fuck with soem sri lan hoes tnoite . shittttttt it went down. fuck with a japanese hoes dont get many of these female around do you know i had t take advbangatege. let me tellk you about it.. it went down

[BodiesOfLight]

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[keagan]

MY THEROID IS FUCKING HUGE

ALSO I WANNA DRESS LIKE BodiesOfLight BECAUSE

I JUST WANNA GE LIKE THOSE GAP WEARING FUCKING AUGUST BURNS RED FUCKERS

THEY DRESS

SO COOL

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[RFKorp]

drunk thread? so far today, I've only been drinking irish coffee. I like sundays.

[jimmyc]

almost gone....

[alexryb]

Homemade Mojitos w/ Mount Gay.

Tequila. Why was that a good idea? I dunno.

Lame night, getting drunker by the second.

[azn8oi]

i havent been drunk in 2 weeks.

where's curtis on a friday night?

[kiya]

Just saw Big Sandy live.. oh shit yeah.

My feat hurt, and when i wake up, my head will join my feet.