1st World Problems

[street food]

The automatic brightness adjustment setting on my 3D smarTV is dimming the picture slightly and making the colors come through just a little too dark.

[OkayOkay]

so fucking frustrating. I'm staying at a pretty legit beachfront resort in Southern Cal by myself right now, and the vanity connected to my bedroom has lights that are motion controlled. Every time I roll over while sleeping, adjust my pillow, whatever...they turn on. And have to be manually turned off.

[OkayOkay]

and I just noticed the bowls here are too small to pour a proper 5 serving bowl of cereal so I have to keep getting up and down.

[wahwho11]

people complaining if they understood the twin peaks reference on recent purchases or not.

[Njalle]

finding wishes for your wish list

[eequalsmcbrill]

cleaning my bathtub so i can soak some jawns in it, only to clean it again when said jawns are done soaking.

[Denton]

people asking what I want for christmas when I've already bought everything I want

[dovo]

when they have an entire tv forum on orgasms.

Edited December 15, 2012 by dovo

[OkayOkay]

when the internet makes it a bit more difficult to steal music.

[ninetynine]

I want beer but all of the beer we have in my house is seasonal and I dont want a seasonal beer

also I don't feel like getting in my SUV and driving to the liquor store

also I should probably drink less beer because i'm nervous i'll get fat

[ninetynine]

I have this saturday off and I'm not going out because I don't want people all up in my business while I look for a new lighting fixture for my room

also I can't find the right shade of paint to re-do my room and this chalky evergreen I had blended is starting to get old...

the second container of crab we got from the super market was snow crab and not king crab, we had to make two separate dishes with them.

[kcoops]

There is too much music that I haven't heard, but want to listen to.

#1 first world problem : Choices

[TheCaptain]

I can't work out whether I should turn my heating up and wear favourite shorts, or turn it down so I can wear my favourite knitted jumper.

[haploid]

i took medicine and it totally got rid of my fever and chills, but now i have a slight stomachache.

[timber]

I spent the last year growing my hair out, only to finally remember why I hate having long hair.

[kenzie]

a water pipe burst at the end of my driveway, so I can't park my car in my garage and I have to wash my hands with bottled spring water.

[xcrunchx]

last part sounds like a luxury or something.

[boy better know]

Someone hit me with their car on Christmas Eve. Naturally the ER team CUT OFF my new pair of red tag Eternals. Also lost my phone. Feeling real bad right now; not even words...

[jbanger]

purchased airline tickets for a family trip to hawaii next week for myself, wife, kids (4 & 7) and my sister (21), went to book the seats online, website was giving me error messages and said to call support, 45 minutes of waiting later was told that if I wanted to sit together I would have to pay an additional fee, fuckers had no problem in splitting us up and sitting the kids with strangers unless I paid more, you'd think the $9K+ I dropped for the flights over 6 months ago would suffice, smh

[ejm285]

don't know why, but the ervell webstore won't accept my card and my charges got reversed.

[lmk1995]

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Edited January 19, 2022 by littlemike

[rapdancin]

my apartment is overheated

[jbanger]

packing tomorrow for hawaii, want to travel light - ih9301's too heavy, do i take my fh3001's, skulls or pbj005's?

decisions, decisions, decisions

lol

[ph1l]

youre going to hawaii...why do you need jeans?

[wahwho11]

he wants those maui wowie fades.

mahalo.

[jbanger]

haha, always pack a pair of longs man, never know when you might need 'em

it's 42C here this week so will actually be cooler there anyway

[beatplusmelody]

Saw a friend use Visa Paywave. Wanted to instacop but have to wait 5 days for new card.

[digitalmountain]

Down jacket leaving feathers all over my cashmere sweater.

[pepper davies]

Currently staying in a 10 million dollar beach house with a crazy computer system built into it. It keeps making scary noises and my girlfriend and I keep freaking out.

[OkayOkay]

The carwash throws my equilibrium off for a few minutes and makes me uncomfortable.