Weirdest places you had sex.

[Imani_T_Misfit]

Here it goes... The infamous list of scenarios... (some of these from when I was still in high school)

Church bus trip

Behind a football field

In front of a High school in the middle of the night...

In a walk in freezer at a restaurant

In the bathroom of a restaurant

In the backyard of her cousins house

Her grandma's kitchen

In the parking lot of an elementary school

Behind a liquor store

In the parking lot of a community center

In my homie's bed

In her grandmas shower

In her grandmas living room

Outside of a high school exit

On my homies couch

In the parking lot of a shopping center

Behind a Mcdonalds

OK I think thats enough

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[Chicken]

Did you sign up for this?

[red]

haha. i was about to ask the same thing.

anyways, the wierdest place ive had sex is in the ass.

edit: i was just kidding. i was scared my sarcasm would be lost.

Edited by red on Jun 3, 2006 at 11:06 PM

[Chicken]

Quote: edit: i was just kidding. i was scared my sarcasm would be lost.

definitely not lost to me. lmao.

[keska]

u frekkin signed up just to tell this!?

and what

the

fuck

is that in your signature.

*blows a loud horn* come on minya save us

Wanted:money

[minya]

I saw this late last night and didn't know what to make of it. I still don't know what the fuck to make of it.

I guess I'll move this to supertrash for now.

[Jack Paar]

In a burger king bathroom!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i got this figured out

a prudish/perverse superfuturian created an alias to post about his/her sex (mis)adventuring

BUT WHO?!!!

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[cheapmuthafukr]

who cares.

no weird places, just wierd situations.

maybe going down on my girl on the dancefloor of a club, while she was standing up.

shit...

Edited by cheapmuthafukr on Jun 5, 2006 at 06:26 AM

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[mspark]

Yeah,what the fuck is up with that signature???

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i dunno, but i have a feeling i'm gonna be wasting a lot of company time on his myspace page

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[lyingonyourdriveway]

tents

beaches

ampitheatre seats

[red]

how the hell did a man from from "murder land" stumble across here?

hmm...

damn. evisu and bape are getting way too popular.

[cheapmuthafukr]

has anyone had sex at work? i mean at your desk. with your boss.

i hope my vp doesnt frown on that knid of activity. shes hot for her early 50s. ass like you wouldnt believe.

shit...

[greentea]

garage.

[Guest Airjamie]

BACK OF A VOLKSWAGON.

I am the black wizards.

[mikesfriend]

CEO's room. A day after he quit and minutes before the cleaner entered.

[Chicken]

Quote: maybe going down on my girl on the dancefloor of a club, while she was standing up.

does oral sex count?

[greentea]

Quote:

maybe going down on my girl on the dancefloor of a club, while she was standing up.

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--- Original message by tg76 on Jun 6, 2006 04:10 PM

i highly doubt it.

[cheapmuthafukr]

tg... they are laying down. i have the russian issue, it wasn't like that.

shit...

[__3xL]

Wanted to prove my lubb to a girl after high school she wanted to drive my car to work - i let her thinking I could borrow my buddies ' car that day ..

I couldnt and when it came time for me to do some hella important shit I decided to hop on the bus ..

I called her after I was done .. She parked the car a block away or so - and walked to the bus stop I said I was at . I didnt know if she was getting off early that day or not ..

So she comes into the bus stop and starts talking sexy to me but acting liek I dont know her .. I caught on and finally she unzipped me and blew me back ..

Then told me sit down where she was and rode me like no tomorrow ..

This was about 6 pm summer broad daylight not too busy street .. I honestly was scared ..

She said you ready to go get yoru car babe I looked at her like crazy bitch ..

She said she felt really bad she took my car and I was left with public tranpso and wanted to do something crazy to make it up to me ..

head in public thrill of getting caught / maybe also thrill of being seen was better than any at home sex ever ...