Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

only 4 little peeps. i tried to sleep whilst getting an MRI and I felt like I was stuffed in a pill capsule and not even the phil collins they gave me to listen to soothed me enough to sleep

u fat? 00000

[surly]

just think of the funky shit restaurant cutlery has been through as well

This often occurs to me at restaurants, and I try to push the thought out of my mind. Most people are gross.

[Gatefold]

For all you know that fork you're holding could have been used as a land-whale's gunt scratcher.

but it is best to ignore that and enjoy the food

[destructodisk]

u fat? 00000

no, just a 99th percentile nigga from norway. i have the same problem on airplanes but it sounds like you'd be comfortable in an overhead compartment so u prob. don't feel me

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

^^^ i'd be comfortable with room to spare.

hell i could probably live in an overhead compartment

next level japanese pod hotel concept

[playdisonlyatnight]

kiss me boy

for we'll never meet again

[broneck]

I think when the world finally noticed the power of computers was the episode of Family Matters when steve urkel was on jury duty and he foiled that heinous plot to frame an innocent man.

[tac0tron]

[f50fan]

I think when the world finally noticed the power of computers was the episode of Family Matters when steve urkel was on jury duty and he foiled that heinous plot to frame an innocent man.

That episode was a CSI joke ahead of its time.

And who's going to be the first one to post in that Express Yourself thread?

[okonomi]

Finally just delete my myspace account after however long of not using it.

I felt dirty logging in.

[youre sketch]

myspace makes me uncomfortable.

[squirtlepk]

hello

is it me you're looking for?

[ninetynine]

[narutofan]

myspace makes me uncomfortable.

the digital ghetto

[percy]

oh Kalinda, what have you done?

[santos]

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[haploid]

had to puke out of my car window while driving today

fuck being stuck behind diesel fume belching trucks

[dovo]

Latepass but I lold

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[fobsquad]

did everyone else in jersey get snow today? i know we're considered northeast, but damn it's almost april already

[Bona Drag]

sometimes it snows in april

[Bona Drag]

alright so i just got out of this meeting where we were discussing a client named danny and my boss made a reference to someone using 'the danny method' of dealing with a problem and i go 'you mean the DANIWAY?' and started laughing

and everyone looks at me like what

and then i remembered thats a sufu joke, not an irl joke and therefore it would be difficult to explain

so i was just like nevermind

[freecat]

haha can't rep i'd have laughed hard too.

also, i recently sent a package to someone's with "fagot" as a last name. man you gotta change that if you go live in an english speaking country !

[broneck]

yo plusrep for whoever can figure out what this shit is

[ohsnap]

^ a corpse?

[freecat]

looks like something burnt

[Magsåvningsreserven]

a victory for right click

[DüM]

Cloneck,

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/03/23/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage?ft=1&f=1026

[OAS1S]

poor vladimir komarov, we hardly knew ye

[Bona Drag]

http://www.nigroswesternstore.com/

wow

[playdisonlyatnight]

CLOPEK tryin to eat overcooked ground beef chunks

wtf mate