Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[haploid 606,306]

she's so right, and so wrong at the same time. unpaid internships are fucking retarded, but a necessary evil.

last i checked internships of any kind were really good to have for your resume, right? i was an intern at a recording studio and when i went for jobs (even though they were peasant teenage jobs), people seemed to like them. besides, doing an unpaid intership speaks to your work ethic imo.

ohsnap ur mom is fucked. you already know this though

[josh mullen 314,957]

Nothing better -- nothing -- than a woman who wears expensive panties at all times.

[Mr Calvin Oscar 444,295]

there's absolutely no way i can get a paid internship in finance right now

all those i've applied to are unpaid

why didnt you apply earlier? definitely would have been possible to get a paid internship, but most recruiting ended a month or two ago. try explaining to your mom that unpaid internships (well, internships in general) are like long interviews...

random thought is i just bought an xbox

[ohsnap 865,345]

^ i should've clarified; i applied back in march, most rejected me simply because i was a sophomore

i take it she's more pissed that it's a fashion internship, not a finance one

[Spaghettini 860,040]

going back to kung fu after long hiatus. both excited and nervous.

[Guest Krack]

Man be ready for the Horse stance with bow staff.

that shit used to suck.

Forms too. Fuck that. I want to go back too though.

[TTM 313,751]

forgot how fucking COOL this video is

-CreEuaS8QY

warning, boobs

[mmg 241,067]

http://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch

[ph1l 235,215]

isn't this usually called rape?

smfh

wtf are you talkin about? no ones talking about rape

[samsikle 1,203,752]

http://tinychat.com/0jp8n

enter at your own risk.

[tac0tron 1,028,300]

Apparently this photo isn't photoshopped....

[gettoasty 376,289]

statistic midterm tomorrow, sigh

[f50fan 471,715]

I think I am becoming addicted to using hand sanitizer. I blame it on the germ-X bottle with the hand pump. It's just so easy!

[Manx 251,176]

^^

Next stop: Howie Mandel and Mark Summers.

GET IT UNDER CONTROL, MAN.

[Leonard Leroy 715,953]

Apparently this photo isn't photoshopped....

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz 728,822]

man i miss bjj so much.

and muay thai.

:sigh:

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,355]

you just need to be nicer to your girlfriend

[dovo 931,309]

Not really sure how to feel about this

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,355]

would .

[into the rain 413,130]

rub my ding dong on dem WASHBOARD ABS

[Manx 251,176]

Not really sure how to feel about this

woops, ate the entire can of boner-b-gone.

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,355]

she should squash me between her thighs

my nickname for her is boa, she loves it.

[dovo 931,309]

rub my ding dong on dem WASHBOARD ABS

So then shes fair game too?

Sorry, I had to lol.

[Manx 251,176]

discrusting.

[OkayOkay 1,045,764]

I think I am becoming addicted to using hand sanitizer. I blame it on the germ-X bottle with the hand pump. It's just so easy!

here too, but no sanitizer, just washing hands all day. Like, 20-30x +.

[Gecko 188,048]

Got internet again Mag? Supertrash dun missed you (nomo)

P.S. ripped girls are (superconfessional maybe?)

[junglejane 1,011,684]

ditto on the hand sanitizer. my work has a huge pump bottle in the sterile changing room and it smells so goooood

[Manx 251,176]

I hear it makes your dick look bigger.

[ke1 390,006]

There's always a moment of panic when I forget how slippery hand sanitizers are and I'm standing there desperately trying to balance this amoeba-like goo in my palms.(pause)

[shufon 895,488]

Apparently this photo isn't photoshopped....

Do you have a source or more info for this??