Shit that _____ owns, that I covet

[rufio]

^Fuck you for being like 7 feet tall, asshole.

Oh and fuck anyone who has a Buzz Rickson sweatshirt. Why the fuck would you wanna waste $150 bucks on a piece of shit like that. Fuck.

[roy6]

shut the fuck up and get a shave,you Clark Gable for the poor.

or grow a real beard.

I suppose I am due for a shave. I'll mail my beard cuttings to Vinneus to add to the Almostnice Wig Fund. Maybe we can make you a nice merkin to go with your new Lando-hair wig? Although Lando's hair looks a lot darker than mine... you don't mind if your motherfuckin' curtains don't match your motherfuckin' carpet, do you?

Superscore, fuck you for being slightly older than I am.

[Alex3000]

Fuck anyone who owns a liberty issue cpo, hope you rot in hell.

[B-Dawg]

Muthafuck:

eltopo and Cotton Duck for rocking Mister Freedom immaculately

Almostnice's perfectly fitting workwear and proximity to fresh German beer

Ed's menagerie of boots

Everyone with a brown Mulholland Master

Lando for living by Self Edge and El Farolito

Zissou for owning the seaman look

-five- for his steez

PaulT for living next to magnificent real ale (and the denim thing)

Alla y'all...

Suck it.

[beatle]

Fuck Medine's neighbors - free vintage jeans - such assholes

[matta823]

i need to get banned from this site, so i can go get fucking laid!

why don't you just go ahead and fuck yourself

[drz]

mothafuck to those own freewheelers' piece (paging rnrswitch and docblue). why would anyone spend big $$$ on something as shit as that.

[woody^^]

i like this thread.

fuck you -five-. your part of the OOe tour sucked and made me glad i missed out. Also, all your clothes are shit and your city is shit.

[beautiful_FrEaK]

Oh wait!

Fuck you for that SDA Leepro.

that comment made me to wear them today. Fuck you for that!

but you might be able to grab one of those if you ask kindly

[beatle]

Fuck superscore for having that piece of shit Jeep in that horrible color I hate so much

[Medine]

Yea, fuck superscore and his jeep. Jeeps not cool at all.. get a car that has a top and doors that stay on it you asshole.

[beatle]

I love this thread ! Fuck me **

[triumph.man]

Fuck beatle for all the swagger that she's got

on another note...shouldn't this be in the supertrash subforum?

[rnrswitch]

Fuck you for thinking this should be in supertrash. If it goes there i will never read it. Superdenim all the way bitchass!

[superscore]

2nd,.... this fucking, freakn' shit belongs to the fucking denim chapter, ya hogs,....

[almostnice]

I love this thread ! Fuck me **

???WHAT???

[DrMoBueno]

i once heard,

you don't tickle another man's wife

but if poly ever leaves his PRPS near me unattended

you'll find me on the other side of the border

muchas gracias

[Joseph Hill]

I ain't seen ya yet, but thas cuz yer hiding. But any dude caught sporting a Bootleggers Reunion Bollweevil coat and or Longshoremans trousers, most particularly in that most unrepworthy of versions, the dreaded Wabash stripe, will feel the full force of regret for purchasing and displaying on or about their person, garments not bearing a label from the US government attesting to their flame-resistant capabilities.

[rnrswitch]

mothafuck to those own freewheelers' piece (paging rnrswitch and docblue). why would anyone spend big $$$ on something as shit as that.

While I am included in this, but fuck DocBlue. Didn't you buy those Brakeman overalls? Fuck you man. I ain't seen any pictures post yet. And if you have posted pictures, fuck you for posting pictures.

(whispering) Uhhh. If there are pictures could somebody point me that way?

[roy6]

Hey -Z-, why don't you do us all a favor and replace that crappy Polaroid camera of yours already? They don't even make film for those anymore, so I suppose it's only a matter of time until you stop barraging us with your blurry, murky, poorly composed photos of dumb old buildings, broken traintracks, stupid trees and... the SKY! Really? The sky? Who hasn't seen that? It's blue. There are clouds. What more is there really to say about it?

In case you haven't noticed, there is an accepted method of photography in Superdenim: you stand in front of a (sometimes dirty) mirror and take a picture of yourself in a fairly rigid pose with a neutral expression on your face. See my photos for an excellent example of this technique.

Conform, motherfucker!

p.s. No supertrash! This thread isn't ready for the snark zombies yet, is it?

p.p.s. Almostnice, don't feel better anytime soon.

[drz]

While I am included in this, but fuck DocBlue. Didn't you buy those Brakeman overalls? Fuck you man. I ain't seen any pictures post yet. And if you have posted pictures, fuck you for posting pictures.

(whispering) Uhhh. If there are pictures could somebody point me that way?

yea fuck that pretentious doctor wearing that shitty brakeman overalls or other ugly clothes at work

[almostnice]

Hey -Z-, why don't you do us all a favor and replace that crappy Polaroid camera of yours already? They don't even make film for those anymore, so I suppose it's only a matter of time until you stop barraging us with your blurry, murky, poorly composed photos of dumb old buildings, broken traintracks, stupid trees and... the SKY! Really? The sky? Who hasn't seen that? It's blue. There are clouds. What more is there really to say about it?

In case you haven't noticed, there is an accepted method of photography in Superdenim: you stand in front of a (sometimes dirty) mirror and take a picture of yourself in a fairly rigid pose with a neutral expression on your face. See my photos for an excellent example of this technique.

Conform, motherfucker!

p.s. No supertrash! This thread isn't ready for the snark zombies yet, is it?

p.p.s. Almostnice, don't feel better anytime soon.

no worries,you cunt.

looking at your pics makes me wanna puke right away

(this counts for -Z- as well.)

[rocco]

Heyy, i like this!

Kiya, fuck you for even having handled the hand woven SC40600!

I own those, haha, do you hate me too now? I guess you can still get them from Japan.

[Mr HaGa]

This thread reminds me of

LN5eYFH8HZ8

[roy6]

Best fuckin' Wire scene ever.

[-Z-]

HERE. (roy, etc.) for everything that I covet here...

SUPERFUCKERS.

[Opie]

I own those, haha, do you hate me too now? I guess you can still get them from Japan.

Where the fuck are my pictures you cumguzzling cockchewer?!

[beatle]

7jjcAuEYW9M

[dkatz]

hey what the fuck?!

I had a post which inspired a thread of this import, thereby attaining me some level of supersuperfuturity and NONE of you motherfuckers had the basic courtesy to let my ass know??

well just for that im gonna quote myself

Shit That Riff Owns Which Dkatz Also Wants To Own:

Tweeds

PBJ xx007

Ropers

s5000cx

also Dalton roughouts.

also also SExIH07bk

Roy- fuck you for having the presence of mind to start this thread

Lendo and Almostnice: fuck you both for having beards that make my shabby attempt look prepubescent

And fuck all of you dicks who manage to have healthy serious relationships while some of us suffer our lonely souls in buttfuck Kampala.

(seriously how many of you superdenimmotherfuckers have wives? shit's getting ridiculous)

Fuck Lando for his lack of self-control in buying clothing

And fuck the rest of you for having the internetswagger to make the first thread I can remember that has made me laugh out loud multiple times.

[dkatz]

Oh yeah and fuck all y'all for living in countries that anyone will actually mail shit to.

(returns to ordering shit online to be sent to friend who is currently in Kansas for her to mule back to Uganda...)