The Clopek Dating Advice Thread

[Jimbo69]

If i donkey punch a girl will she get mad?

If a girl shits on me while doing anal what should i do?

If a girl sticks her fingers up my butt and i kinda liked it but don't want to come off as gay what should i do?

[broneck]

1.) there's a movie about this. it stands as a cautionary tale.

2.) throw caution to the wind and proceed with the donkey punch.

3.) reinforce your manliness by farting while she's down there.

[6ixes&7evens]

sex, socks on or off?

[indesertum]

first, sex

[NESK]

grimsby get the money. i heard theyre getting a 7-11. theyve arrived!

[WayneGibbous]

when i see Hblack post now all i can think of is that piss... anyone else?

link plz

kthnx

[DrMoBueno]

it will live forever

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=2033891&postcount=63630

[DJ_Flame]

If your girl eats your ass out is it ghey?

[Analog]

Only if she has a cock (sup Clopek)

[broneck]

allow me to reiterate.

3.) reinforce your manliness by farting while she's down there.

[gfunkdocta]

y'all dudes are really close to riding that rainbow to work.

[WayneGibbous]

it will live forever

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=2033891&postcount=63630

ahaha

epic pubes on rim steez

classy bathroom

[broneck]

Dating advice: if you like a girl, don't leave your pubes on the rim of her toilet, or your urine un-flushed within said toilet.

[DrMoBueno]

i clip appropriately curved pubes to spell her name on the rim

then i infuse the bowl with the rosy bouquet of my urine

happy valentine's day

you mean to tell me this is fail?

[redX]

eat white asparagus before pissing in bowl

[AstroWolf]

This thread is in need of a bump now that i see dating threads are coming back.

keeping up with the jonses concept.

[broneck]

the problem is that i would be doling out "dating" advice, where as the djraifjio thread appears to be a "fucking (insert race here)" advice thread. that seems to be in much higher demand.

[broneck]

I am so fucking prescient it hurts lol

[TTM]

how can I avoid seeing Eat Pray Love with my girl when it comes out this friday?

[RandR]

how can I avoid seeing Eat Pray Love with my girl when it comes out this friday?

tell her you want to "eat" her out, "pray" with her tittays and "love" all over her face.

then just get back with her after the breakup once Eat Pray Love has finished the theatrical run in real 3d.

[broneck]

no. just tell her that if she wants to go see it she's a cinematic retard and dump her for having poor taste.

[TTM]

^ sums her up but I still like her for many other reasons

[cure]

weak shit bro ^

[jmsynr]

Yo Clopek! I'm 18 and I met this girl that goes to my church. She's 21. How can I get on a date with her?

[Dachink]

ask her out.

[broneck]

Thank you for the in-depth context you've provided.

[6ixes&7evens]

when walking which foot first impresses the ladies more left or right?

[blm14]

do a pushup without using your arms instead

[mr.invincible]

who asks for the second date, the guy or the girl?

[ojjairus]

whoever the man is in the relationship.