Djrajio Dating Thread/Advice Column

[Guest jmatsu]

I think that makes my girlfriend like a really nice condition '91 NSX with some work done on her though.

... and previous beezies like stock Hyundais? Does this mean I have been a satisfied Hyundai driver at some point? wait...

well, at least the hyundais got you from point A to B. what is considered a luxury car that is of korean origin?

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

one time when i almost lost my virginity the girl showed me her pussy and i fainted

goddamnit, every post i read about you and women makes me want to dropkick you more and more.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

depends who you're rolling out with that time. i've used car-code and it's fun and all, but sometimes we'd have a peasant with us and he wouldn't understand what we was talking about/didn't know the model of the car/etc. meat is probably more universal or accessible.

i'd eat her bulgoki.

[Guest jmatsu]

i'd eat her bulgoki.

it's funny cause dismalfuture was like the first guy i've ever heard (read) to say this. no joke.

[Guest jmatsu]

^i remember now. he said that to cutebutdeadly.

[TransparentCranium]

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[Guest jmatsu]

women and shoes, you should have many pairs over your lifetime, you love them more the more you wear them out, but sometimes they've taken on too much wear and you have to donate them to homeless and get a new pair. Some however just age beautifully and have lasting appeal.

okay...

so picture your ideal woman. now tell me what shoe she'd be. be careful how you choose.

[djrajio]

women and shoes, you should have many pairs over your lifetime, you love them more the more you wear them out, but sometimes they've taken on too much wear and you have to donate them to homeless and get a new pair. Some however just age beautifully and have lasting appeal.

Nigga. Women are depreciating assets.

[TransparentCranium]

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[redgrail]

dayum

thread be on some patrick bateman conceptz

[djrajio]

yeah same here. the last example conversation was real, but typical on the verge of boring typical.

like when there be a konpa, we compare the counter female participants by types, cuts and grades of meat.

"this bitch be yagyu." "this bitch be a flank steak." "this ho b a tubesteak.."

for example, like minched meat be low grade. if a girl is mcdonald's than she is the lowest on the scale of minched meat. if she is a denny's hamburger steak with demi glace sauce, then she is a tad more edible. let's say we are partying with jal stewardesses. she could then be a salisbury steak from coach (or peasant class as we like to call it), and so forth.

then you got your aged meat, which is alittle more expensive, (older, like milf) yet tastes real good, though you do not want rancid meat...quite often times we use the wine metaphor. then you got your standard dark meat: kogal. your white meat (pale complexion obviously) and a whole other array. and blah blahx3.

Yo, I feel you on that. I still remember when you taught me that sushi analogy waaay back in the day. I still use it and teach my kohai the same principles. It makes sense man. You never know what type of sushi you like or works well with you until you've sampled them all....

[branespload]

women are like pokemon. during your lifelong journey, you will walk through miles of tall grass, only to encounter low level fugly peasant bitches. If you have no experience and are low level yourself, yeah, you'd beat them til they faint, get the exp, lvl up, and call it a day. But these beezies will continue to pop up during your travels, and by then you'd be fully evolved. if one pops up, you clearly won't put in the effort to beat them (maybe just for fun you sick fuck), so instead you save yourself the time/energy/money and just jet.

but one day, you just might run into a very rare, special beezy, who like you, doesn't waste time with lower lvl pokemons and just runs when given the chance

this is the girl you fight for, you fight at first, you wear her down, then you put her to sleep within an inch of her life and capture her as your own <3

this beezy will be an invaluable partner.. one of a kind.. strong, independent, legendary.. the type that's usually banned from competitive play. that's the girl you bust your pokeballs on.

plz dont neg rep me

[dismalfuture]

^i remember now. he said that to cutebutdeadly.

Yeah, I liked that myself. I told her I'd buy her some soju and eat her bulgogi (that is true btw, pm me if interested)

I suppose yall niggaz in the Jap landz could substitute sake and gyudon in this case.

[chambo2008]

haha +rep...

[djrajio]

women are like pokemon. during your lifelong journey, you will walk through miles of tall grass, only to encounter low level fugly peasant bitches. If you have no experience and are low level yourself, yeah, you'd beat them til they faint, get the exp, lvl up, and call it a day. But these beezies will continue to pop up during your travels, and by then you'd be fully evolved. if one pops up, you clearly won't put in the effort to beat them (maybe just for fun you sick fuck), so instead you save yourself the time/energy/money and just jet.

but one day, you just might run into a very rare, special beezy, who like you, doesn't waste time with lower lvl pokemons and just runs when given the chance

this is the girl you fight for, you fight at first, you wear her down, then you put her to sleep within an inch of her life and capture her as your own <3

this beezy will be an invaluable partner.. one of a kind.. strong, independent, legendary.. the type that's usually banned from competitive play. that's the girl you bust your pokeballs on.

plz dont neg rep me

please shut up.

[branespload]

^ sorry will leave this thread now

[djrajio]

^ sorry will leave this thread now

thanks. most appreciated.

[6ixes&7evens]

why did it smell like tuna?

i actually love the smell of fresh tuna i just felt overwhelmed and fainted:(

[Guest jmatsu]

i actually love the smell of fresh tuna i just felt overwhelmed and fainted:(

fresh tuna, the really REAL fresh balla kind, the kind you eat right after a chef guts and prepares it for you and shit is still quivering has only the slightest of scent. i'll just assume based upon some of your previous commentary that you've never had this...unless you've been to authentic japland.

so in conclusion what you are conveying is that you are fond of the smell of canned tuna. or freshly mad canned tuna mixed with american mayo and placed on sandwiches.

so the puss you got a whiff of smelled like non really REAL ball tuna. if you smelled enough to even be "overwhelmed" then of course you puked.

[6ixes&7evens]

fresh tuna, the really REAL fresh balla kind, the kind you eat right after a chef guts and prepares it for you and shit is still quivering has only the slightest of scent. i'll just assume based upon some of your previous commentary that you've never had this...unless you've been to authentic japland.

so in conclusion what you are conveying is that you are fond of the smell of canned tuna. or freshly mad canned tuna mixed with american mayo and placed on sandwiches.

so the puss you got a whiff of smelled like non really REAL ball tuna. if you smelled enough to even be "overwhelmed" then of course you puked.

Nah i dont mess with can food unless its chef boyardee ravioli or clam chowder.

I never had fresh tuna when that shits still quivering but i eat that shit twice a month at a sushi bar my friend works at. fuxxin with that yellow tail or blue fin ya kno?

[WayneGibbous]

probably a bad place to go for tips on getting laid 6s&7s

sort of akin to the dudes who post looking for medical advice....

[bill]

yes always fuck crazy bitches! they will love you FOREVERRRRRR

and it can be really annoying

edit: I had sex with that one crazy girl and it was apparently her first time (she was "young" too). she fell in love. It was ok at the beginning but then she became really annoying. I told her to fuck off and started to ignore her. Then she started to stalk me and my friends. By the time, I was dating another girl and the crazy one found out. She managed to get her number and all. called her and what not. Became really annoying. Went to her house, she said "I've always loved you, etc.".I told her to die and she left me alone. (asshole concept)

[haptronic]

6ixes&7evens

you seem like a nice guy.

why do you think this woman is too beautiful for you?

there is no game to being with a woman you want to be with, even if only a short liaison. if you treat it as such then you are bound to be disappointed.

for a start you seem to be assuming that the woman you are looking at is more sexually experienced than you are, or that she will have a fixed idea on what she wants sexually. when really you are attracted to her, to look at for know and it seems like you wonder what it is like to have more with her.

for a start just treat her as a person, she may not even know that she is beautiful, talk to her, see if you can hang out with her, if you are nervous do it with a group.

if you think too much about trying to score her or anyone, as a notch on the bedpost or some such you will miss out on a whole lot of good stuff that comes with experiencing another human being.

if on the other hand you are in the moment with her, whatever that moment is, then whatever happens you will come away richer for the time.

[skiniks]

in response to hap's post, i submit that you should indeed give her the d, lay the pipe, stuff her taco.

[skiniks]

once you're done if you're at your place just throw her shoes onto the front porch and point to the door. if you don't like that idea maybe cuddle a little bit after if you all sensitive and shit, that's up to you though.

[Bona Drag]

she may not even know that she is beautiful

sort of disagree on the game ish but dis b true

a lot of crazy hot females have ridiculously low self esteem

don't be like every other clueless fuck boy and abuse it; just drop a few compliments etc

[TransparentCranium]

sort of disagree on the game ish but dis b true

a lot of crazy hot females have ridiculously low self esteem

don't be like every other clueless fuck boy and abuse it; just drop a few compliments etc

nah man, hot bitches heard all that shit already x 1000

[Bona Drag]

false in a lot of cases

and if they have, you just need to find a new angle

this shit is not that hard

[Spaghettini]

“You should feel that, under the right conditions, all women would be available†- Helmut Newton

gotta get your mental game up

[dismalfuture]

“You should feel that, under the right conditions, all women would be available†- Helmut Newton

gotta get your mental game up

I like that, and do believe it true, given that you are normal-abled human being, etc.... but average people who have average luck, hoping to strike it lucky are in for just as much disappointment as they get when they go to the casino hoping to strike it rich. Just doesn't happen.

Women may have self esteem issues (and all do), but at the same time they are all well aware of their worth, their own trading value. Just depends on what time of the day, which day, and where you are that really matters.