how to introduce yourself to someone that you visually know?

[ProfMonnitoff]

bro on the left is steezin in head2toe raf

middle bro is on that post apocalyptic swag

bro on the right got his pants @ hot topic (1st time entering the 'punk' 'lifestyle') - boxers r polo by rl & the sweater is his dads (fuck u dad & fuck capitalism)

[lak]

If you can't talk, you can't get laid — end of story. Girls don't care about looks they just want connection and shit — money, also.

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It's true. Making connections and maintaining appearances really do top the list of every crusty chick living in a trailer with her smelly steampunk brother.

Edit: Oh I see you have deleted your post. How lame.

[JackPhotography]

wut

does not compute?

[keagan]

ok so today

i had hour long conversation with said woman today because i wasn't having it anymore

i pulled out my "HEY I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE ALT-CELEBRITY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF CARD"

but i don't want to fuck her or even kiss said woman anymore, shes actually really fucking dumb and her name is heather and she owns a macbook

i said she looked like german indie film star Sabine Timoteo in In Den Tag Hinein

i gave her my number and she said she wants to hang out (and fuck) but i don't want to i am an asshole

[Kregg]

You don't want to fuck?

[keagan]

i don't want to fuck because shes one of those girls who will giggle and stuff while im trying and think my dick is really funny

shes a giggler

[keagan]

oh when i said my dick is really funny i wasn't implying it was small or anyhting theres is just a certin breed of girls who think penises are strange and funny you guys kno what i am talking about

beacuse theryre everywhere

[jayrock]

make her respect the cock

[Mewtu]

my girlfriend is a giggler (not during sex, she respects the cock, and holy shit I just typed that without reading the last post ^^ weird), can get annoying though.

[AstroWolf]

If you dont smash you have wasted all our time and deserve neg rep.

fucking smash it, how homeless can she be if she has a mac dude?

[blm14]

I thought homelessness was a prerequisite to owning a macbook?

[digital_denim]

i don't want to fuck because shes one of those girls who will giggle and stuff while im trying and think my dick is really funny

you make it sound like such work, "....while i'm trying...."

edit: you cal "lol" while she "giggles" while ur trying.

[AstroWolf]

Bumps like lines. Goooood thread fun time why not?

[sawyer]

thanks astro i missed this one

rep all around great thread lads and who wouldn't fuck keagan ???

[DrMoBueno]

how did this thread ever sink?

and why the fuck didn't keags get a pic of the bitch?

"here's a random pic of some random indie bitch who looks like my crusty semi-homeless dream woman..."