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I eat an unhealthy amount of fast food and most of it is in my car while driving.

Here's a trick I picked up in my experience: At Jack in the Box, ask for some Buttermilk Ranch sauce. Instead of peeling the top off for dipping, flip it over, bite on the corner and twist the thing a few times until there's a hole in the corner. Now you have a handly ranch applicator that makes everything better, especially the two tacos fr 99 cents.

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Here's a trick I picked up in my experience: At Jack in the Box, ask for some Buttermilk Ranch sauce. Instead of peeling the top off for dipping, flip it over, bite on the corner and twist the thing a few times until there's a hole in the corner. Now you have a handly ranch applicator that makes everything better, especially the two tacos fr 99 cents.

That is pure fucking genius. Now i know which one of you two the great ideas for the line come from.

does andersen bakery count? hot eggplant mozzarella sandwich on a baguette mmmmmmm.

Sam, you serious?

This ain't the gourmet food thread.

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That is pure fucking genius. Now i know which one of you two the great ideas for the line come from.

We'll make a Jack run next time, no more gourmet high end restaurants.

I just realized it would work great at McDonalds too with the McNugget sauces. Dipping while driving is a hazard.

BTW, best sauce combination at Mickey D's is Hot Mustard + Sweet and Sour (always dip hot mustard first). Try it, you won't regret it.

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Guest my uncle

i chomped on cheesy fiesta potatoes and a bean and cheese burrito from taco bell the other night. i was pretty high so it hit the spot along with a giant fucking glass of milk.

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i chomped on cheesy fiesta potatoes and a bean and cheese burrito from taco bell the other night. i was pretty high so it hit the spot along with a giant fucking glass of milk.

holy shit that is vile.

you some fucking catholic ass motherfucka. milk and taco bell??? you prolly the same time that have a nice glass of whole w/ fuckin general tso's chicken and pork lomein or some 2% w/ a sirloin strip and baked potato w/ bacon and cheese.

milk is for children and cookies/cake/cereal. be a man and drink some shitty beer your tbell or at least some wild ass flavor of mountain dew.

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holy shit that is vile.

you some fucking catholic ass motherfucka. milk and taco bell??? you prolly the same time that have a nice glass of whole w/ fuckin general tso's chicken and pork lomein or some 2% w/ a sirloin strip and baked potato w/ bacon and cheese.

milk is for children and cookies/cake/cereal. be a man and drink some shitty beer your tbell or at least some wild ass flavor of mountain dew.

This is exactly why i love this thread.

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milk is for children and cookies/cake/cereal. be a man and drink some shitty beer your tbell or at least some wild ass flavor of mountain dew.

Anyone still make 'suicides' at the soda fountain?

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At In-N-Out, you can ask for extra anything for free (except buns, patties, and cheese). I always ask for my double double with extra lettuce. Makes me feel less fat.

I also get well done fries, cuz they better when crispy.

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I eat an unhealthy amount of fast food and most of it is in my car while driving.

Here's a trick I picked up in my experience: At Jack in the Box, ask for some Buttermilk Ranch sauce. Instead of peeling the top off for dipping, flip it over, bite on the corner and twist the thing a few times until there's a hole in the corner. Now you have a handly ranch applicator that makes everything better, especially the two tacos fr 99 cents.

I had Jack yesterday so I thought I'd snap a few pictures to illustrate this.

Bite the corner and twist to make a small opening. Make sure the hole isn't too big.

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Apply.

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Enjoy.

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