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i love cars that look like they've been driven a little too hard


keagan

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like a maserati quattroporte with a dented drivers door and maybe some discoloration and paint peeling on the hood..

like a owner of such a expensive car would probably afford proper insurance to get that stuff fixed, you know?

but she can't because she is addicted to heroin and there is a warrant out for her arrest and she just robbed a bank a week ago because her once successful hedge fund company recently went down in flames 6 months ago

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A ONCe sucCESSFUL HEROIN ADDICT

whos with me mother fuckeR?

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In terms of reading WAY to much into things... I saw this business woman whit a black eye yesterday... I couldn't help but think she fell down some stairs. *wink* *Wink* *WINK*

i saw a mailman walking around the other day - the empty ring of a 6-pack falls out of his mail bag, and he immediately picks it up and puts it back in his bag.

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im sad when i go to look at porsches that are like 20 years old

and are sexy beasts

but when you open them up

you realize the owners didn't really keep up mechanically and there just littttttttttttle things that bother you.

iiiiiiitsyyyy bitsyyyyy things.

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and washed the spider out.

But no, I don't like sparkly lip gloss,

or crystal eyes criss cross.

not fairy girls in glitter, stupid giggle objects.

pretty princess complex.

prefer candy apple carny girls,

crazies with confection.

caramel bags and chocolate swags.

bordeaux lips and bubble ass.

off her rocker and still got class.

tells you lies and stands up straight.

always late, the perfect date.

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I like how people in London, Switzerland, Amsterdam treat their cars. The streets will be lined in six figure sedans and supercars that haven't been washed since new and the owners are too lazy to change to winter tires, so it'll be like an Aston or something with snow and gravel all up in the 20"s

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