introduce yourself

[baizilla]

hi, i'm bai and i live in the cold north (no, not alaska).

i wear fur hats for a living, and i enjoy long walks on the beach.

my favourite poster is mass (does this make me gay?).

oh, well. take care. bye bye. see you soon.

[sawyer]

my name is denimdestroyedmylife

UNIVERSAL OUTSIDERS, aries, born the year before the sunset, miscreants making racism a cool refreshing cocktail again with blending ice cube cds, salted 20" rim, with miniature umbrellas inserted into anuses of single celled organisms, and it rained

triumphant bursts of horns and strings, fireworks, lace gowns and momentous pillars of crotch-blown nudies

imagine a guitar with an infinite neck

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i just listened to alive on arrival today

g1VOlhpG91E

one hour done passed

done watched two episodes of M*A*S*H*

[kunk75]

i'm kunk.

i live on long island with my wife and kids. i love raf simons. i liked sufu better when you could say nigga, but i'm learning to live with it.

In my free time, i eat pussy, lift weights, jerk off and eat pussy.

i have big feet. if you can believe it, two of my feet are almost as long as my dick. my favorite film is visitor q because i like family dramas.

[chronoaug]

i am lab. i went to quiznos and couldnt finish a large traditional. but i saved it for later because i am not wasteful. recycle, resume, repoop.

I'm almost glad he got banned now. Pathetic not being able to finish a large quiznos sub. MAN UP.

I'm chronoaug

I enjoy taking a bite out of every chocolate in the box but not actually finishing them. I also enjoy the national basketball association.

[neptunecitylocal]

i'm Isabelle and unicorns ARE real.

[landho]

My name is Lan D. Ho and I like to eat phở.

[jane]

my name is jane, i divide my time between breeding fly maggots for poultry feed, baby coffin resale, investigating airline crashes, and the White Lodge.

oh an high school

[kyledunn]

My name is Kyle, I'm 22 and I live in the Graduate Hospital area of Philadelphia with my fiance. I used to live in North Philly and I'm glad that I don't anymore. I have a 3 month old German Shepherd and a cat. I smoke a lot of cigarettes because sometimes I get anxiety attacks. Sometimes I listen to hardcore. I have diabetes. I know a lot of people in Philadelphia, but not enough of the right people. I have a mustache. I hate cokeheads/hipsters. My favorite food is tacos.

[kunk75]

quoted for confusion.

My name is Kyle, I'm 22 and I live in the Graduate Hospital area of Philadelphia with my fiance. I used to live in North Philly and I'm glad that I don't anymore. I have a 3 month old German Shepherd and a cat. I smoke a lot of cigarettes because sometimes I get anxiety attacks. Sometimes I listen to hardcore. I have diabetes. I know a lot of people in Philadelphia, but not enough of the right people. I have a mustache. I hate cokeheads/hipsters. My favorite food is tacos.

[kyledunn]

Like Tom Selleck. Was Tom Selleck a hipster? No.

[Guest jmatsu]

Like Tom Selleck. Was Tom Selleck a hipster? No.

at the time magnum p.i. aired the term hipster wasn't used.

plus he was like in his 30's during the show.

i assume you're in your 20s, so unless you sport a hitler mustache (which i would safely assume you don't, since you offer selleck's pic for a comparison), no matter what you say or what you do, your appearance in this day in age accompanied with a magnum pi mustache shall conjure hipster connotations. doesn't matter whether you think you hate hipsters, don't think you're one, or whatever.

post a pic for in depth analysis...if you dare.

[Fuuma]

Hi, my name is Fuuma and I am an alcoholic.

[bouwnt]

Hi, my name is Fuuma and I am an alcoholic.

i have a disease and they dun know wut to call it! betta hide ya wallet! cuz i'm comin up quick

to strip ya cash. bought a ticket to ya concurrt juss ta come

n whoop dat ass beeetch

[denimdestroyedmylife]

"hipster" is 1940's slang

[Guest jmatsu]

"hipster" is 1940's slang

i never said that there was no such term or slang. just saying it wasnt popularized at that time like how it has been for the last couple years. imagery also different, no? just like "radical."

[Eccles]

straight from the fridge daddio

[missblossom]

my name is ashlee, i live on a rock surrounded by water. and i have pet sea monkeys.

[kyledunn]

post a pic for in depth analysis...if you dare.

Here's the most recent (Christmas). Analyze...

[incob123]

nice cleft.

[jeepster]

[Guest jmatsu]

Here's the most recent (Christmas). Analyze...

seriously? you chose this?

you look like a hipster who can't afford coke or a car. all that needs doing in order to nail your coffin shut is to simply take a pic whilst rolling up your pants and next to a stupid bike with no breaks.

anyway it must suck to look like something you loathe.

[kyledunn]

That was better before the edit.

[Guest jmatsu]

That was better before the edit.

really? while i appreciate your initial positive rep for my original nonedited comment, the newer one infact gained me 3 more from members who are more powerful than you.

[Guest jmatsu]

from your point of view it actually makes sense that you'd prefer the original though. if someone stabbed me i wouldn't want them sprinkling excess salt on the wound. logical.

[evisu 2000]

i love broccoli!

[landho]

i love broccoli!

Classic mass.

[kyledunn]

from your point of view it actually makes sense that you'd prefer the original though. if someone stabbed me i wouldn't want them sprinkling excess salt on the wound. logical.

Eh, I actually enjoyed that one too, but I just thought the other one was a bit better, like a long joke opposed to a short one. I do enjoy your posts.

[jonle714]

Brakes*....

[Wesley Pipes]

'''Wesley Pipes''' (born 1969) is a popular African-American porn star who has appeared in over 150 productions, primarily in interracial sex roles with caucasian women. His professional name is a reference to actor Wesley Snipes. Pipes is best known for performing the "dick dog" during his scenes in which he wraps his testicles and scrotum around his penis to remsemble a hot dog which he "feeds" to his partners during oral sex. He is also known for being very vocal in his peformances, usually talking throughout all of his scenes.