Superawkward

[Fycus]

it's more awkward that you didn't sniff them

Nah B I caught a glimpse of one of the panties as I was pulling everything out and the crotch had more crust than a deep dish pizza. Girl was hot doe.

Edited July 18, 2013 by Fycus

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

crotch crust doe pls no ;_;

[a2nadam]

Sell boots on internet -> stuff dirty underwear into em to give em structure for pics -> ship boots -> dude don't want em -> get em back with underwear still stuffed into boot.

[dhaddict 82]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dWIgIGtXlY

 

Andre Leon Talley asking Helmut Lang about his teenage sexcapades (around 4:30)

[Desi]

The Tom Ford one afterwards is SuperAwkward for Talley.

[andrewsd]

was pretty gone last night. tried to sober up at a pizza place (only thing open late) and was talking to some uni students who were telling me how lame the town is/how uni girls only looking for husbands etc. i told them i manage to have some good times here and they ask if they can hit me up, i say sure and give one kid my number. anyway, he txts me as we're eating i guess so i have his # and i'm still so gone that i think it's some girl i gave my number to an hour or so ago (potentially superawkward worthy too), and txt him something flirty like "wsup :)" hilariously he kept cool and we talked til the pizza place closed then we went our separate ways. i feel like txting him letting him know i thought he was some bz would just be an awkward conversation so i think that friendship is nixed. 

Edited August 3, 2013 by andrewsd

[bueno]

i think you're overthinking it, doesn't really seem that awkward especially considering you were drunk.

[refresh]

My life is full of awkward moments.

In school this boy who was a bit more perverted then normal decided to rub his hardon against the back of my hand, we were in a group setting. I looked at him in shock and he just had this damn goofy smile on his face.

This other boy who has a crush on just about every female eventually made his way around to me. We were in the computer lab and the boy I kinda liked asked for my help (obvious ploy since he's smarter) and tugged at my hand..that boy that was crushing on me decided to pull me away and stupid me I froze instead of snapping back my hand. He never really made a move on me again

He also hung out in the same group as the boy with the hardon.

Bumped into crush boy in college, he seems somewhat well adjusted despite being booed by 3/4 of the class during his walk across stage

[cloonz]

I had a kid who sat next to me in middle school reading class who said "watch this" as he started jerking off through his athletic shorts with his index finger and thumb. Tongue out in a very similar fashion to Jack Nicholson in that One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest scene.

 

I think we were reading Holes at the time.

[tac0tron]

My life is full of awkward moments.

In school this boy who was a bit more perverted then normal decided to rub his hardon against the back of my hand, we were in a group setting. I looked at him in shock and he just had this damn goofy smile on his face.

This other boy who has a crush on just about every female eventually made his way around to me. We were in the computer lab and the boy I kinda liked asked for my help (obvious ploy since he's smarter) and tugged at my hand..that boy that was crushing on me decided to pull me away and stupid me I froze instead of snapping back my hand. He never really made a move on me again

He also hung out in the same group as the boy with the hardon.

Bumped into crush boy in college, he seems somewhat well adjusted despite being booed by 3/4 of the class during his walk across stage

lol what the hell

[StrangeLove]

[leprechaunupindatree]

was using the urinal in the bathroom at uniqlo and one of the staff members comes in looks at me and says "please enjoy" and then leaves

[flyhigh]

probably went in to take a dump but opted out when he saw you in there

[leprechaunupindatree]

probably went in to take a dump but opted out when he saw you in there

 

stall was free. dunno why he'd pussy out 

[dovo]

Was at a bar with my homie the other day and we get the talking about work related shit. friend asks me how shits going on my end and  i start telling him and what not. I notice this dude on our left listening in on the conversation and after awhile he finally leans in and says "you into production?" "quit while you're ahead bro you'll only make money doing video in porn man. I can get you in." I thank dude for the offer but tell him I'm more into automotive type shit and want to eventually find something stable in my current field. He then asks how id feel about editing porn. I tell him jokingly that I don't think id be down to be staring at and editing gonzo all day. He puts his arm around me and swears that "its cake aslong as you don't get stuck doing gay stuff"

 

by now I'm trying everything i can to get away from this dude and notice this la electronic trap music type chick on the other side of my friend and i ask her if she's missing a tooth. I couldn't think of anything else to say and couldn't focus my attention away from the hole in her mouth. Embarrassed, she replies "ya" and I let her know that I'm missing the exact same tooth. her frown turns upside down as we high five each other and i introduce her to my new porn connect. they begin to hit it off and i bounce. 

[e0d9n0b5]

editing porn will ruin you, according to a ex-of a friend who did it for too long.

[dovo]

^^

 

I still stand by the door whenever the milf of a mail lady comes by. might try this licking thing then report back.

[dovo]

ran into the dude who played "jesse" in the fast and the furious today in the fitting room at work. being the only person there who peeked the fuck out about it i tried to make this beacon of my childhood as comfortable as possible. 

 

dude winds up thinking i stole his glasses should've offered to join him in praying for his glasses to return while asking for more  "direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, and ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs"

[CronutEh]

he never had his glasses

he never had his car

[Landadel]

my ex girlfriend is a lesbian now

 

Maybe you can score a threesome if you play your cards right. GO GET HER, TIGER

[mrjuby]

too soon junior

 

ran into the dude who played "jesse" in the fast and the furious today in the fitting room at work. being the only person there who peeked the fuck out about it i tried to make this beacon of my childhood as comfortable as possible. 

 

dude winds up thinking i stole his glasses should've offered to join him in praying for his glasses to return while asking for more  "direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, and ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs"

[Schoon]

my ex girlfriend is a lesbian now

mine too.  she lost her virginity to me then a few months later she broke up with me saying she needed to "take a break" and all that bullshit but I called her on it. she didn't want to tell me the real reason but i pressed her and she eventually said she didn't know what sex she was into anymore. now shes a full blown lesbian

[Kazzao]

 

That scream....

[TECTEO]

Running into people that have added you on social media and not knowing what to say (there is nothing to say). 

 

"Sup?"

Ehhhhh.........

[phen3N]

that scream is v similar to this one

[jamokes]

 

[ihaveaccount]

My dog pooped in my shoe. Just inside. It felt better to post it here than in the dog thread. 

 

edit: He's a golden retriver.

Edited December 27, 2013 by ihaveaccount

[andrewisdope]

Yesterday I went to my friends bday party and brought him a bottle of wine. He was drunk and handed me a regular can opener to open it. After realizing it, he stepped away to go get an actual wine key. While he was gone, I wanted to use the sharp part of the can opener to cut off the foil. His sister saw me from across the room and thought I was fucked up and doing stupid shit when she was actually fucked up herself. She walked over and wrestled it from my hand while I was trying to explain to her and it pretty much turned into one of those scenes in the movies where the struggle goes on for way longer than necessary.

Edited December 29, 2013 by andrewisdope

[timber]

I just woke up from a nap and had a memory of a vintage awkward story, circa 2005.

One warm spring night in grade twelve I convinced a group of my friends to crawl down a steep cliff and make a beach fire. I was a nerd that didn't drink, and since I planned the whole thing no one bright any booze. This is an important point for later.

Thirty minutes in, we suddenly hear the roar of a coast guard boat. They shine a spotlight on us and speak through a megaphone to demand that we: "Stay right where you are." I look up and see there are two police dudes climbing down the cliff with varied levels of success. It was like a really clumsy sting operation and it took fifteen minutes for them to get to the bottom.

Once they got down they made us stand in a row and start asking us really condescending questions (How great does it feel to break the law? Do you hate the beach - is that why you want to burn it down?). One of my friends was getting really riled up and rude, so I gave them my name, apologized and took responsibility for the whole thing - thinking maybe this would please them.

One of the cops started searching around for alcohol, and I said we didn't have any. He kept looking, laughing bitterly and asked, 'Do you think I was born yesterday?'. He went over to this driftwood structure that some kid had built and stood on top of it, and said, 'Is this where you stashed it?!' Suddenly the entire thing collapsed and he fell hard. His partner ran over to see if he was okay -- he finally stood up, clutching his arm as if he was in great pain.

He staggered out and he and his partner got on the coast guard boat, which had basically grounded itself on the beach and sat with the spotlight on us for the entire time. The guy growled over the motor, 'You're not off the hook, you are all in huge trouble.'

I never heard from him again.

Edited January 18, 2014 by timber

[redninja2319]

I went to disneyland with my friend and we stayed at this hotel with cute bellmen. One of them helped us out with our bags and helped us to our room. Well, we were chattin it up and he finished by saying "well have a good stay ladies" as he walked out. Stupid me being on autopilot and staring at his ass instead of focusing on what he was saying, i replied "thanks! You too!" He didn't say anything but laughed and closed the door. It was pretty embarrassing.

 

I do it at restaurants too. I'm so used to saying "thanks! you too!" that while I'm being told to enjoy my dinner by a server, I reply with "thanks! you too!" yikessss. I make things too awkward..