Superawkward

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i just shook my co-worker's wet hand.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

so it turns out he moisturizes a lot. 

 

i don't know if that makes me feel better or worse.

[DaBestSpoona]

Firstly, why didn't you just tell the guy to politely fuck off? or were you just juicing with him to get free drinks? Secondly, a little naive of you to leave your phone with him, especially as you've classified him as a complete stranger. Thirdly, how do you get into a situation where some guy is grabbing your wrists and shouting at you? I'd have kicked the guy in the balls and run off if he had laid a finger on me. Then again if he was repeatedly banging his shit against my booty I'd be walking as fast as I can to get away from him.

 

You do put yourself in some pretty odd and dangerous situations...

I have to agree, WTF are you doing leaving your phone at the bar?

[coldknife]

i wish i could have amazingly awkward stories to post in this thread but the most awkward thing that's happened to me all week was standing in a train compartment surrounded by a bunch of high school children wearing obey and sagging their pants

[breams]

facetasm 

3.1 pl 

vans

 

let me be ur husband b

 

i can show u all thgs forreal get on my team

[Sunsnatcher]

holy SHIT the awkward silence in the elevator with my neighbor just now was so intense you could touch it

 

the reason for my passive aggressive shitbird revenge is that last week or so, on a pretty chilly evening, i stood outside the door to my apartment building searching for the electronic tag thingy which had fallen off of my keyring and disappeared somewhere inside of my HUGE bag, full of, well, everything you keep in a big ass bag. Aside from said bag, I also carried a bag of groceries and 11 kg worth of books in a third, torn, plastic bag.

 

So yeah, picture me standing on one leg, balancing three huge books wrapped in a little plastic on my other thigh, both hands in a tote desperately grabbing at everything, groceries next to me, headphones sliding further and further down my head. It's chilly, I'm tired, et cetera. This is where I see the elevator coming down and my neighbor exiting, so when she walks out the door I politely ask her to hold it for me. She knows I live above her, there is no mistaking it.

 

Now, she doesn't just hurry towards the train or something, which I'd completely understand, but she actually turns towards the door and BODYSLAMS it shut, saying something along the lines of "do it yourself you lazy dick". After that she just casually took a walk.

 

...and that's why I've been dropping food on her balcony and gesturing towards the gulls to rain shit upon it. I assume she at least suspects me of doing this, but neither she nor I said a word to each other the whole ride. 

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

^nah man she just tsundere as fuk but probs wants your d 
"do it yourself you lazy dick. ...baka"

[wahwho11]

"it's not like a care about you or anything"

[wahwho11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yv72V0b7p8

moe over everything

 

edit: okay, if you see this guy's vids, does he have an aspect ratio problem?  it's like he has that winamp audio/visual thing on the whole time.

Edited June 7, 2013 by wahwho11

[e0d9n0b5]

 

men can have husbands its 2013 i think

[StrangeLove]

i wish i could have amazingly awkward stories to post in this thread but the most awkward thing that's happened to me all week was standing in a train compartment surrounded by a bunch of high school children wearing obey and sagging their pants

u shouldve declared to everyone on the train about why it made you feel awkward to make the situation even more awkward

[altoclefchris]

 

So when I was in 10th grade, I got a pair of gap selvage on sale. I was not only convinced I was hot shit, but also that fading jeans was a quick thing. Because of this, I got into the habit of checking my ass for sick fadez in every reflective surface I saw. One night after leaving a restaurant with my family, I turn my back towards the window and bend my head back to look at the reflection and start moving my butt around in order to find a better position to view myself in... until I realize there are two college age girls on the other side of the glass laughing their asses off.

[sawyer]

men can have husbands its 2013 i think

 

lel

 

have you seen waywt lately or read anything anyone has been talking about? time stopped in 2008. it's still 2008. no husbands for me

[ritzkurd]

https://vine.co/v/bLDZZi53t9B

[sawyer]

this is exactly what i'm talking about

[fobsquad]

they can but it still means they have cooties

[e0d9n0b5]

whats my age again? whats my age again

[fobsquad]

i miss you

[fobsquad]

who knows maybe putin will come out of the closet

[makr]

this is exactly what i'm talking about

 

Getting called out on an awkward thread on a site you barely creep on: meta-awkward.

[dovo]

Merry Burger and Dovo should get together

Atleast for one night. I love Korean culture.

And if you leave your phone around me don't even worry about me trying to store my # I'm just gunna cum on the screen and when you return whisper romantically to you that the next ones for your face.

Edited June 12, 2013 by dovo

[burgerking]

^the king has returned.

[ihaveaccount]

Over the spring I've focused more on my studies than my physical shape and as a result I'm quickly becoming the modern man. A few pounds extra here and there. It's only recently that I've been able to stop denying it. This means the usual, clothes are a bit tight here and there. My higher rise jeans tend to dig into my stomach and new "spare tire"/six-pack ->keg/fat. It's not that comfortable. Today to avoid this I unbuttoned my top button and undid my belt. It felt good as I was sitting at the computer.

 

My mother entered the room with a something for me to try on and see if it fits. I've worn large holes into all of my sweatshirts and mentioned that I sometimes found it annoying. She had found one on sale and wanted me to try it on. I tried to put it on while sitting down but couldn't do so. I had to stand up to see if it was long enough, it felt a bit tight over the shoulders. At first I kept my back towards her but of course she demanded to see it from the front. Against my black jeans with slightly high rise my light gray belt really stood out as it was hanging down. I quickly buttoned my top button. My mother looked at me weirdly. I said that I wanted to see it in the mirror and quickly went into the bathroom. I redid my belt and looked in the mirror. The sweater is dark gray with no marled texture to it. I prefer gray marled because it doesn't become boring against a non-textured fabric like chinos and has some depth. On my way out of the bathroom I flushed the toilet. I told my mother I'd have to think about it. It has a 1 day return option. I'm not sure yet. I'm not sure what my mother thinks I was doing at the computer. I doesn't help that I closed all tabs as she entered the room.

Edited June 12, 2013 by ihaveaccount

[flyhigh]

The hell? Reading your post made us all superawkward

[andrewisdope]

Sounds like the beginning of a porno 

[flyhigh]

Yeah, "quickly becoming the modern man" yet his mom buys him his own clothes

[eequalsmcbrill]

i thought his post was good. the way he set up such a boring and stupid series of events...at least held my interest. wasn't very awkward, but overall well written. the bit about gray marled having depth against chino was really top notch let's be real. 

[Dropt]

 I said that I wanted to see it in the mirror and quickly went into the bathroom. I redid my belt and looked in the mirror. The sweater is dark gray with no marled texture to it. I prefer gray marled because it doesn't become boring against a non-textured fabric like chinos and has some depth. 

 

Favourite part.

[evisu 2000]

I flushed the toilet.

I flushed the toilet.

I flushed the toilet.

I flushed the toilet.

I flushed the toilet.

I flushed the toilet.

[BearCousin]

so many fucking little details in that post