Superawkward

[mmfood]

Was at the bar last night. I was talking to this sexy leggy foreign girl for an hour or so. Hitting it off pretty well. Out of nowhere she asked, "Do you remember my name?" Im thinking to myself "Welp, I'm done" because I have no idea what her name is. I then look her in the eyes and do the Tom Haverford face. She then pushes the drink I bought her into my chest and says "have a goodnight" and walks away.

[pepper davies]

Was chatting with a friend looking for some relationship advice...accidentally sent text to girlfriend. Was basically comparing my girlfriend to another woman through the whole text... I feel terrible/most embarrassing thing ever.

[phen3N]

howre you gonna dig yourself out of that hole

[NatseOklim]

Kobe stylee?

[on-display]

when your walking beside a friend and say bye, only to find that both of you are walking in the same direction

[playdisonlyatnight]

in the same vein as ADH92 i accidentally pasted an entire email to my grandma in a text to one of my friends. she got 8 text messages of me talking about my childhood and how special she is to me

[Kregg]

Words of advice, always choose the sender before you write the message.

[Lozinski]

Words of advice, always choose the sender before you write the message.

Some phones don't allow you to

It happened to me a while back.. The worst.

[halomunkey]

relevant

[Mixture]

^ i can tell you've been watching too much hentai

back on topic, when you sneeze and suddenly fart in class....

[timber]

Intern from work randomly drunk texting me insults at 5AM this morning -- and I have to go on a shoot with him tomorrow.

I'll probably just pretend I didn't see it...

Awkward.

[e0d9n0b5]

lmao get him fired!!!!!!!!! do it!!!!!!

[lmk1995]

Intern from work randomly drunk texting me insults at 5AM this morning -- and I have to go on a shoot with him tomorrow.

I'll probably just pretend I didn't see it...

Awkward.

way more awkward for him tho. you should call him out on it, make him all nervous, and then just laugh and walk away.

[timber]

way more awkward for him tho. you should call him out on it, make him all nervous, and then just laugh and walk away.

He's permanently hung over, so I don't know if he'll even remember it. But, he should. I should just say, I got your text. And smile. And wink. A lot.

Even though he's a jerk I don't think I can actually get him fired. He's just an old fashion workplace turkey.

[NatseOklim]

Sounds like he's really badly attempting to flirt with you

[home]

^ ???

sounds like a-game to me.

[Scais]

Was at the bar last night. I was talking to this sexy leggy foreign girl for an hour or so. Hitting it off pretty well. Out of nowhere she asked, "Do you remember my name?" Im thinking to myself "Welp, I'm done" because I have no idea what her name is. I then look her in the eyes and do the Tom Haverford face. She then pushes the drink I bought her into my chest and says "have a goodnight" and walks away.

shoulda asked her if she knew yours

[halomunkey]

Sounds like he's really badly attempting to flirt with you

at least he's trying. Which is way more than anybody at this forum ever does.

[ph1l]

so i got a haircut today. as i was leaving everyone was saying bye and stuff and for some reason i replied with a loud grunt, rick ross style.....everyone just looked at me like wtf is wrong with this dude so i yelled out I'M A BOSS and leave.

nah jk i just hurried out without saying anything

[Mogli]

Saw this guy i know on the street, told him i was going to get some beer then eat a BUNS burger. So his place is across from buns, and where i get the beer is like 4 doors down. I was biking so we said bye, my friend goes to buns and orders the burgers and i go get the beer, i walk in to the store, theres just him, the clerk and I, he looks at me and says AWKWARD, so i go get the beer and he waits for me to pay and stuff, then as we are walking out he like asks me if we would like to come drink and eat at his place. I say maybe and leave.

He lives with my old roomate who I don't like to see.

[kvc06]

^wait wat?

trying to read/comprehend that was an awkward experience

[scientifick]

back on topic, when you sneeze and suddenly fart in class....

both at once while you have to shit

minus one undergarment.

and very awkward

[travisio]

when i was a freshman in college, i was walking home from a friend's place late at night and walked by this car where a guy was getting head. it was so awkward when he looked over and saw me masturbating. so awkward...

[pokpok]

^^^ reminds me of the time when i saw a white chick finished giving head to an azn dude in a 5series and her opening the door to spit out the wad of cum. they drove off and i walked by to where to parked to confirm its jizz. best part is they both saw me when i walked by.

[fruitbrute]

This one dude at university, who is a toal nerd and smartass. I mean, he's intelligent and pretty well-read, but he is so fucking awkward that I actually fucking avoid eye contact with ANYONE when he speaks up in class. Between lectures he doesn't talk to anyone, sitting alone. In class he usually sits far from other people too. He's pretty active, which I don't mind, allthough he has a super pompous manner of speaking, like some pretentious academic. And you know how sometimes professors tell random anecdotes or something? HE DOES THAT. He's a fucking student. He'll raise his hand in some classes where there aren't so many people and he knows the prof isn't a hardass and he'll say shit like "This reminds me..." and continue to tell everyone about some random-ass piece of trivia he found on the internet. Dude has no social skills whatsoever, yet he talks like in his head he's some erudite pussy magnet telling an anecdote about that time he went lion hunting with a pigmy prince to a bunch of his fascinated students. He's so fucking clueless, the awkwardness actually makes me cringe when he tells another joke or story. FUCK.

[playdisonlyatnight]

i want to live like that guy

at least as far as being uninhibited goes

at least he sounds interesting

maybe not

[fruitbrute]

There are people who tell boring stories and make them enterntaining as fuck. Thsi guy will talk about super interesting shit and make it fucking unbearable to listen to. Or about actually boring shit, like his favourite scene from star trek. No hate to startrek, but who the fuck cares? Believe me, this dude is superawkwardness at its superawkwardest.

[OCEANSECT]

This one dude at university, who is a toal nerd and smartass. I mean, he's intelligent and pretty well-read, but he is so fucking awkward that I actually fucking avoid eye contact with ANYONE when he speaks up in class. Between lectures he doesn't talk to anyone, sitting alone. In class he usually sits far from other people too. He's pretty active, which I don't mind, allthough he has a super pompous manner of speaking, like some pretentious academic. And you know how sometimes professors tell random anecdotes or something? HE DOES THAT. He's a fucking student. He'll raise his hand in some classes where there aren't so many people and he knows the prof isn't a hardass and he'll say shit like "This reminds me..." and continue to tell everyone about some random-ass piece of trivia he found on the internet. Dude has no social skills whatsoever, yet he talks like in his head he's some erudite pussy magnet telling an anecdote about that time he went lion hunting with a pigmy prince to a bunch of his fascinated students. He's so fucking clueless, the awkwardness actually makes me cringe when he tells another joke or story. FUCK.

"this one dude at university"

uh huh

[cure]

dunno why u just dont say cool story bro half way through him talking ?

[Mogli]

to busy facepalming