Superawkward

[mr fluffernutter]

well your aunts always thought you had a rampant drug addiction

[Kregg]

I have no idea why she thought I was the best candidate for this task,

Because it worked.

[duck sauce]

that's some circular ass logic

[derek_]

happened to me today...

[azn8oi]

Clever way to disguise to the other end of the line that he was taking a deuce.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Who the fuck calls somebody when they're taking a shit?!?!

[Spastic_Koala]

Who the fuck makes phone calls while taking a shit?!?!

Someone awesome at multi-tasking...

[youre sketch]

i call people when I take a shit. usually not in a public restroom though. I'm stealth mode when I am in public

[haploid]

vomiting in a stall when people are poopin a few stalls over is pretty awkward

[Spastic_Koala]

Chatting with the dude in the stall next to you while you're both taking a shit is awkward.

[EG562]

akward ass eye contact in yoga when your cheeks be spread or your head is in your ass but u can just barely make eye contact with that fine ass girl across the way. or when your arms spread and your fingers gently touch the person next to you.

[Transistor]

Licking your lips/biting your lip while looking around, then you look directly at someone, who's looking directly back at you...

can never figure out what to do when this happens...

more relevant:

1 - on the topic of bathroom shenanigans, realizing the guy in the stall next to you is jerking it

2 - getting asked by random people(aka we happen to be in the same damn elevator) how i broke my leg and trying to keep the conversation going past that because i occasionally feel friendly

3 - brushing against someone accidentally and feeling them recoil

[riskyrukus]

Those family gatherings

[clover]

walking in on your friend gettin it on...

accidentally did that last weekend, helllla awkward

[Lozinski]

w/ or w/o female?

[clover]

he was with his girl

edit: im friends with both, so it's like should i say something about it or just let it go and don't talk about it haha

[Lozinski]

Hahaha to avoid another superawkward moment, don't bring it up but don't act like it never happened.

[clover]

i havent really apologized or anything aside from the initial, "oh shit my bad" and rushing out lol

they probably don't even care, but having that thought in the back of my head makes it awkward for me personally haha but yes, i will avoid further superawkward conversations

[playdisonlyatnight]

Hahaha to avoid another superawkward moment, don't bring it up but don't act like it never happened.

great advice.

edit: Lozinski you neggin me for "great advice"? do you see a (10) on there? bitch ass!

[Lozinski]

lololol thanks 4 plus rep

it sounded pretty damn sarcastic.

Anyways, this could classify as a superawkward situation (sort of)

[f50fan]

The 'bitch ass!' part definitely makes it superawkward.

[stuntastic]

walking in on your friend gettin it on...

accidentally did that last weekend, helllla awkward

What position?

But the questions are...

Why didn't you walk in with food?

Why didn't you ask to join?

Should've walked in with a boner, even though this isn't a question?

Pics?

But the REAL question is...

WHOS EYES DID YOU LOOK INTO FIRST???

[Spastic_Koala]

Your dog staring at you while you're banging your chick.

A wagging tail makes it worse.

[Bislane]

my dog, at the humane society, going straight for the lick to the genitalia of the puppy he's been pining for for the last 10 minutes, right as the lady comes to take his leash and give him his shots and I'm momentarily distracted.

also being pretty sure the puppy was a male as I walk out with his shameless ass a minute later

[dovo]

When people walk up to me talking to me like I know everything about basketball asking me questions (Im a tall dude of the chocolate persuasion) and I try to avoid super awkwardness by answering back super vaguely and they press on. I dont know anything about the NBA finals I caught Maloof though lol

[phen3N]

responding to your coworkers' unfunny small talk jokes. chuckling it off is awkward but so is trying to think of a stupid response

[NESK]

An ex girlfriend texted me to tell me she fucked the old spice guy and at first I was like ?????? But then I thought about and realized it's the best thing I've heard since my nephew learned to poo somewhere that's not his pants.

[tac0tron]

Having a coworker that constantly talks about women, porn, and sex. I don't mind having conversations on these topics every now and then, but all the time AT WORK? The last thing he did was talk about how when a girl sees his dick, he wants her to go, "Oh my god!"

Oh, he's a virgin btw. Still an overall cool guy though.

[ROYALEFATALE]

The last thing he did was talk about how when a girl sees his dick, he wants her to go, "Oh my god!"

Oh, he's a virgin btw. Still an overall cool guy though.

hahaha this doesn't add up

[redX]

at all the small dumb summer jobs i worked the only conversation topic was women (when there weren't any other women around, or when the 1 female rule applied) and sex.

so i asked this dude why it's all they talked about, and he just said "it's the 1 thing we all have in common that we like/hate and everyone has something to say about"

got kinda awkward when i had to deliver a pizza to said coworkers wife and kid since i knew almost everything about his sex life -.-