Superawkward

[scoki]

I'm awkward and do awkward things. What do you do that makes you feel awkward?

- sidewalk tangos

- those moments after short conversations that kind of go on and no one knows what to say and the conversation is basically over but no one can find a good way to end it correctly or leave

- small talk about the weather

- accidentally bumping into someone REALLY awkwardly

- freudian slips

-eye contact in the public restroom

-reading a word over and over until the word doesn't look like it's spelled correctly

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[dismalfuture]

[skiniks]

reading threads like this make me feel awkward

[TransparentCranium]

Making threads is the cool thing to do. Just ask Clopek.

[mr fluffernutter]

word recognition msishap is called jamais vu

[tac0tron]

Parties are awkward for me.

[Lab]

libraries.

i've never felt more uncomfortable and awkward than in the uni library.

[rastafarian]

When you are looking straight at someone, and they say "hi" and you think they are talking to you, and you respond "hey", but then you realize they were talking to the person behind you. Just fuckin happened to me 20 minutes ago.

[bouwnt]

ghost talkin to people on their bluetooth fucking blooowws

[salaryman]

When you try to be smooth and open the door for a girl and then you have to push not pull and it ends up taking approximately 1.6 seconds longer than it should have.

[timber]

I'm awkwardly nice to people in a terribly dated 50's sort of gee golly way.

[tac0tron]

When you are looking straight at someone, and they say "hi" and you think they are talking to you, and you respond "hey", but then you realize they were talking to the person behind you. Just fuckin happened to me 20 minutes ago.

I really hate it when that happens! Happened to me yesterday, so fucking awkward.

[have a killer time]

hooking up with the girl down the hall. then waiting for the elevator the morning after, when she comes out of her door and also waits for it for about five minutes.

after we said "hi" it was dead silent.

[keagan]

i want it to be winter i want to wear a sweater

[conan.]

yo everyone has awkward moments but i think i am just an awkward person overall so sad too bad

[GiZMO]

Stinking in the underarms and keeping the arms closed but it gets sweaty and the sweat seeps through and you can see it and it's even worse.

[dismalfuture]

When I take white people to an Asian restaurant and a dog runs out of the kitchen.

[skistar]

I can associate with several of the above.

salary and rasta fo sho

[Creme]

Hey scoki, you go to MHS?

[salaryman]

When everyone is telling stories about how drunk they were and you mention the time you shit yourself at a wedding and no one can relate.

[r_mutt]

your roomates parents finding your porn stash that is mostly bbw type shit and booty shaking videos. strangers talking about suicide and depression is a akward one too.

[Creme]

When your mom finds your skeet wrapped up in napkins and comes to the family room asking all of us if it was ours.

[Lab]

strangers talking about suicide and depression is a akward one too.

had to deal with this once, talked him out of it.

was really the worst 2hrs of my life.

[phen3N]

i hung out with mrip one time and it was awkward. it was supposed to be more of a meetup but we were the only two who showed up

[have a killer time]

also, getting boners (the ones that just spring out of nowhere, akin to morning wood) in class and then having to stand up for some reason.

[insomaniac]

putting a dude on my myspace top1 after one date.

i REALLY want to try this, but havent had the balls to do so.

[skistar]

salaryman, did you really shit yourself at a wedding?!

because that'd be awesome, as long as it didn't happen to me.

[midnight]

A few months ago for my birthday I told all of my friends that i didnt want them doing any shit for me. However, on my birthday a couple friends called and said they wanted to hang out and get some dinner so I said sure why not. While i'm walking there I call a different, random friend and start continuing our conversation that we had been having earlier how i wanted to wreck this girl we both knew. While on the phone I walk into the restaurant while I am saying "yeah stephanie is a slut but god next time i have the chance i ma have to wreck..." and right there the girl was with my friends who originally called along with about 15 other friends. Needless to say, the "surprise" was delayed. Long story but just really awkward.

Edit: Forgot to include my happy ending. We hooked up at some party a couple months later. Don't think she remembers what we did though, so still awkward.

[whitney]

this has happened a few times..with different customers where they'd come in and i'd greet them--make small talk and then introduce myself.

they give me this look and go:

"I know, you helped me buy this purse the last time i was here"

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it sometimes happens w/people i've gone to school with too..but i didn't forget them i just never met them--i never know what to say.

i'm just socially awkward :|

[weidna]

When your mom finds your skeet wrapped up in napkins and comes to the family room asking all of us if it was ours.

during one of my temporary trips home our twice weekly housecleaner told me there was glue all over my toilet. i aint much into arts and crafts...