I hate living in a town full of rednecks. (story time)

[B-Dawg]

Ohhhhhh, that's how you deal with them. Good to know. One time on my way back to the car at a Giants game these hot bitches in a party limo holla'd at a playa, but I was with my friend and since we're a couple a faggits, we just made out instead (7.82)

[cjbreed]

funny

"And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires, everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid, right. Well, they drove up to me and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, "Hey, faggot," and showered me with some water...."

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[rastafarian]

When I go out all the time, I get stares from a lot of people about my jeans being slim cut, but never has anyone literally said anything about them to me. I'm guessing its because I am a tall mother fucker and they are worried about them getting their ass beat by a dude with slim jeans on.

And yes, I live in the South

[dolly]

i fucking hate german tourists

cinderella was at a friend's cottage this one time, and they were hanging around in the shallow water of a little island. around the bend was a big crowd of german tourists, and a big gross piece of apparently clearly human poo came floating toward her from the direction of the germans.

[cyberPUNK]

ya, like this one time i was doing this cute redneck guy in the butt and he tried to give me a reach around and i was like wtf fag!

i'm not gay, and so i may not be the most knowledgable on this topic...but i was under the impression that if you're pitching...you would be the one giving the reach around. just sayin'...

[broneck]

perhaps he could've been reaching back...with his thumb or something.

[Guest]

I got a lecture about tight pants being a "gateway pant", in a nutshell, he explained that first you wear some tight pants, then the next thing you know you're in a 10 man cumslam

[mrip]

how many times does sufu have to have this topic

[ROYALEFATALE]

and their women are hairy

false.

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[willy cheesesteak]

how many times does sufu have to have this topic

next one will be named ''i got cornholed because i dressed and acted like a girl''

[mikeman]

Was this the Jeep guy?

[mr fluffernutter]

false.

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are you a german tourist with a wife? FALSE

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[aitsuka]

great story man. reminds me of this one time, I was playing pokeman..and for some reason all I fucking had with me was metapod (the cocoon before butterfree) and i fucking ran into a battle with someone who just had a Kakuna (the cocoon before it turns into beedrill) and of course the only fucking attack either of us had was " Harden " which was a defense, Did no HP damage at all..Lol..We just kept hardening, Eventually I had to reset the game because it was a never ending battle.

the fukc?

and their women are hairy

but they have great breast and luscious curves

[broneck]

great story man. reminds me of this one time, I was playing pokeman..and for some reason all I fucking had with me was metapod (the cocoon before butterfree) and i fucking ran into a battle with someone who just had a Kakuna (the cocoon before it turns into beedrill) and of course the only fucking attack either of us had was " Harden " which was a defense, Did no HP damage at all..Lol..We just kept hardening, Eventually I had to reset the game because it was a never ending battle.

this post is so fucking amazing.