taking a piss

[dny]

when you go to take a leak do you pee in the water or do you pee on the side?

Personally I like to pee on the side to lessen the noise so I don't make my position known to potential enemies.

[branespload]

I do this, not necessarily on the "side" aka left or right of the water, but more like "further" to the rearmost surface of the bowl.

gross.

[powerviolence]

I always aim for the inside of the bowl closest to me, so I can refrain from hearing (and letting other people from hearing) the nasty splashing sound of my urine in water

if there is nowhere to mute the noise, it's kinda hard to go tbh

[onemancult]

[dny]

oh and sometimes i pee and scrape the poop stains off the side.

[B-Dawg]

I definitely pee at as close to a 180 degree angle with the side as possible to minimize splashback/sprinklage.

More importantly, have any of you ever had the ultimate experience of nailing a gnat/fruit fly/other flying insect during its ill fated flight through the line of fire? Best peeing experience ever.

[dny]

no but i do pee on my cig floating on the water

[klutz]

on the side..

[Knugget]

when you go to take a leak do you pee in the water or do you pee on the side?

Personally I like to pee on the side to lessen the noise so I don't make my position known to potential enemies.

I pee on the curvy part and try to make a tangent with the curvature so I won't get splashed.

If you got enemies and they see you in the restroom, you don't need to pee silently. You dead anyway.

[m1sterko]

dont sneeze while you pee.

i did that once.. neveer doing it again.

it felt like my penis ripped into _________ (words cannot describe)

[lestat]

pee on the fly etched in the urinal

[revoked]

dont sneeze while you pee.

i did that once.. neveer doing it again.

it felt like my penis ripped into _________ (words cannot describe)

quoted for the motherfucking truth

shit's like rope burn times infinity

[branespload]

One time my friend came back from the bathroom and said

"Dude, the weirdest thing just happened to me."

I replied

"What, did you start peeing and your stream split into two then before you could realize what was happening it reformed into one solid, normal stream?"

and he goes

"dude.. how did you know?"

>.>

<.<

[m1sterko]

try peeing with a stiffy.

its hard.

[Kodiak]

try peeing with a stiffy.

its hard.

Every morning, bro. It takes time.

[julzkind]

try peeing with a stiffy.

its hard.

literally.

[fg0d]

people who pee on the sides are unconfident about their dick size i know because ive heard some pee in my time

[dny]

no its not about confidence.

sometimes i pee on the sides then started going in circular motion around the 4 sides of the toilet bowl silently, like a ninja.

[Fabulaz]

I like to flush just a few seconds before I am done peeing, that way all the water goes down just when I am done, and it shaves a few seconds off my time.

[bouwnt]

once, at work, someone had left a banana in the wastebin in the restroom (it was me) and fruit flies began to congregate around the pisser. what started off as me pissing on the flies in the toilet bowl, ended with me desecrating the corinthian wallpaper of my favourite floor's restoom. for your health

[Spastic_Koala]

It's the final last squirts you need to be careful of because those are the hardest to control and the most likely to hit the water and make splashing noises.

[darkanimal]

I pee in the girl's apt's sink.

[polishmike]

once at a party my roommate peed in an electrical outlet in a bathroom and the power went out in the whole apt

[revoked]

I like to flush just a few seconds before I am done peeing, that way all the water goes down just when I am done, and it shaves a few seconds off my time.

shit sounds brilliant

Every morning, bro. It takes time.

you need to get laid, kid

[evisu 2000]

what's up with needing to piss when you deuce even if you've just taken a piss like 2 minutes before. or is it just me.

[mr fluffernutter]

what's up with needing to piss when you deuce even if you've just taken a piss like 2 minutes before. or is it just me.

yeah i do tat

[tac0tron]

I start from the side, and gradually move to the water.

[neptunecitylocal]

urinating with male genitalia sounds....complicated.

but i could care less, i sit when i pee.

[Dick Danger]

what's up with needing to piss when you deuce even if you've just taken a piss like 2 minutes before. or is it just me.

real men don't pee sitting down

[darkanimal]

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