The best phone call you ever got...

[calvin1663]

to counteract the depressing other thread.

what's the best call you've ever gotten?

[powerviolence]

"Do you want to come to New York with me?"

From my friend.

I guess it's not really that amazing, but I dont get good phone calls too often

[broneck]

I just got an email indicating that i won a 26er of crown royal at work! WOO!

Go team clopek!!

[inaya]

a completely out of the blue job offer call when I needed one the most last year.

[e0d9n0b5]

4 words

dial a rick roll

[camc]

in response to my other thread...

the call that i just got to say the tramp has retracted her claim!

[skiniks]

i'm not pregnant

[somsjeans]

Vegas. I bought you a ticket. Get to portland now.

that was like 3 weeks ago, so much fun

[salaryman]

Woman: (irate voice) HELLO, is this Mr. Jones?!

Me: (exceedingly friendly voice) No, I'm sorry this is the Salaryman residence.

Woman: WHAT?! Oh.... I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number.

Me: Thats ok. We can chat for a while if you want.

Woman: DO I SOUND LIKE I SIT ON THE PHONE CHATTING WITH PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW?

Me: No, but we can yell at each other for a while if you want.

[click]

[wesc]

Coldcaller: Hello, is this the WESC household ?

Me: aa... ya

Coldcaller: Well, then I'm with so and so company and were ...

Me: excuse me can you hold on for a second ?

Coldcaller: why yes I sure......

Me: YO DON' T YOU DARE EAT MY LAST DRUM STICK FOOL ! IMA KILL YAH ASSSSSSS BIZZNITCH !

Me2: (in ghetto slang holding phone away a bit) Shizzz IT BE FAIR GAME DOG YOU LEFT DA TABLE FOOL

Coldcaller: I am sorry sir, did I catch you at a bad time ?

Me: Oh no, no please go on sorry about that.

Coldcaller: So we'd like to know if you were interested in.....

Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T !

Me2: (in ghetto accent holding phone away) FINGA LICKINN BABYYYYY

Coldcaller: excuse me ?

Me: IMA BEAT CHO ASS YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE A BITE OUTTA MAHHH DRUM STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*click*)

oh ya there was another time i got a coldcall from florida and i asked about his whole life and the weather. it was an interesting and entertaining talk which was better than his stupid plan to sell me some shiz.

[AstroWolf]

This is all part of a much bigger scam, but it ended up that i got a call telling me i was getting flown to culpertino (infinity loop! woo hoo!) to meet with the heads of the apple store, and that i would get to go with them (more the person i was working for who knew them) to the Tokyo Mac expo. idea was to sell a Analog volume knob for your comp that could also be a jog wheel and other shit too... Good times. Got to go next door to some huge video game CES type thing as well, oogled and got shot down by all those cosplay chicks.

It ended up winning peripheral of the year in some Mac magazine out there though, but i made nothing, just got to tag along on the adventure to talk to people and enjoy tokyo!!!

[Gouf]

wow these are some fairly lame phonecalls.

[AstroWolf]

wow these are some fairly lame phonecalls.

Thats your best phone call?