fantasy fights.

[Guest jmatsu]

pick your contenders, the winner and explain why.

knucks vs. klunk.

go with klunk cause he from new york and he probably wouldn't be as scared to get fucked up cause he seem rich and probably has good insurance. plus klunk look more menacing and can never find his shoe size (nigga got nothing to live for).

[Sayword]

I could beat everyone in here simply because I'm big and black.

[Guest jmatsu]

I could beat everyone in here simply because I'm big and black.

darkadious b big and black. that nigga scais be one big nig 2.

[Lab]

On account of my fear of being framed as a terrorist, I avoid physical conflict

That said, I am probably the most polite person you would ever meet at an airport.

[Guest jmatsu]

On account of my fear of being framed as a terrorist, I avoid physical conflict

That said, I am probably the most polite person you would ever meet an an airport.

lab vs. suckdick?

who would win?

[Lab]

I'd crush that short ass nigga. I tower above him.

all I would have to do is rub spaghetti sauce on his face, then he would have to retreat to a restroom and wash his face x 10 times.

[Guest jmatsu]

dunno....

soepom probably know that chopsuey kungfu shit, but jj be part mexican...probably fight dirty. would b good fight.

[Guest jmatsu]

I'd crush that short ass nigga. I tower above him.

all I would have to do is rub spaghetti sauce on his face, then he would have to retreat to a restroom and wash his face x 10 times.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Sayword]

I had a feeling darkideous was black. He has a persistance about him.

[Guest jmatsu]

I had a feeling darkideous was black. He has a persistance about him.

why? my nigga dark, don't be constantly hollering at white chickenhead bitches.

[Darkadious]

I had a feeling darkideous was black. He has a persistance about him.

that's funny because i'm not black

[Bona Drag]

daniway vs. disillusioned

[junglejane]

Soepom, I challenge thee to a cook-off.

*throws down expensive cashmere and suede gauntlet*

[Guest jmatsu]

daniway vs. disillusioned

one headbutt from disillusioned and daniway would be out for the count.

[High Monika]

^ not fair to make a girl that doesn't eat fight. But Disillusioned eats enough "sushi" for both of them... I dunno, I assume Daniway would run out of gas from no-food fatigue before disillusioned had a food cramp.

Halifamous v. jeffyvain. I don't know why. It just feels right.

[midnight]

kiya vs cottonduck

tough as samurai demiz

[st_]

Cloneck vs Halifamous.

Only real difference Halifamous' height vs. Clopek's superior neck strength. Hmm tough one, they are so similar, it'd probably end up even stevens.

[salaryman]

dunno....

soepom probably know that chopsuey kungfu shit, but jj be part mexican...probably fight dirty. would b good fight.

would pay cash to see this.

[Guest jmatsu]

would pay cash to see this.

would make custom mawashi for dat shit.

[geekbonchic]

Would pay RO jawns to see this.

[High Monika]

The real fight I want to see:

Cotton Duck v. Bill

There Will Be Blood x100. Drinkin' bystanders milkshakes and shit. Sorry Cotton, I give it to Bill. Guy just looks hard (no homo).

[Guest jmatsu]

chris vs. still. who has the ultimate limpwrist?

kiya and julz vs. soudune.

[geekbonchic]

Blackscissors vs. zicoys

Who can be less relevant and authentic? WHOOOOO?

[salaryman]

kiya and julz vs. soudune.

kinda think julz could get ghetto if need be. I'll give them this one.

[ProfMonnitoff]

you must not know about mikey and carl then

[Guest jmatsu]

you must not know about mikey and carl then

who would win in a lover's quarrel. kix would go all domestic violence on carl's ass.

[DrMoBueno]

mil has the right bdu to blend into any natural environment, but

edmond has every pair of jeans to blend into any urban environment.

sounds like an idea for MGS5.

[Guest jmatsu]

mil has the right bdu to blend into any natural environment, but

edmond has every pair of jeans to blend into any urban environment.

sounds like an idea for MGS5.

no contest. edmond would fuckin knock spex the fuck out and fry that nigga in a wok. cut up his wtaps and use it for garnish. eat that nigga right after he finishes dim sum.

[Ichigo100%]

put me up against agentJ, i wanna punch that shard-born idiot in the throat

[st_]

lowery v rajio

GRUDGE MATCH.