Could You Beat Your Dad In A Fight?

[Bane]

probably not

butttttt

i can always shoot his ass

and run

[st_]

When he was in his physical prime, yes. Now, yes. I'm about 5ft taller, 5 or 6kg heavier, and and don't have a reasonable sized gut like he does. Plus he's a nice guy, whereas I'm a fucking dickhead.

[DüM]

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[Gatefold]

old man was in ussr army, I sit on the computer all day

yeah I wouldn't stand a chance

[HAPPYASALAMB]

no, just no

[suicide]

ill beat the shit outta all your dads

[Mr Waffles]

it would be close. he out weighs me by a good bit, but im in better shape.

[neptunecitylocal]

i could beat up my dad.

i dont know about my mom though....

[sawn-off chef]

my dad is built like kunk if he was pure lean muscle, he is also commited to an asylum so it's not too likely i would win that fight (0)

[DüM]

he is also commited to an asylum so it's not too likely i would win that fight (0)

explains everything

JUST SAYING

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

physically? - yeah, i could take him. jiu jitsu + muay thai = k o to dear old pop.

eventually though – my dad is a shady, cunning old motherfucker with questionable connections. I'd probably drop him in a fight, but three days later he'd have my kneecaps broken and my house burned to the ground.

there is more than one way to fight.

[sawn-off chef]

THAT BETTER FUCKING MEAN THAT YOU'RE COMING TO HANG OUT WITH ME IN CALI JERMAINE!

please?

[mpcec]

my dad has probably 80 pounds on me and is certainly stronger. i think id win though because he had quintuple bypass surgery and is out of shape.

[billy.]

yo scott kick jermaine's ass.

[inaya]

THAT BETTER FUCKING MEAN THAT YOU'RE COMING TO HANG OUT WITH ME IN CALI JERMAINE!

please?

jeez sometimes you're like a self-deprecating dog that tries to lick it's owner after being hit with a newspaper. try telling someone to fuck off once in a while, you might feel more alive.

[skiniks]

billy billy jermaine jermaine scot jermaine billy

[sawn-off chef]

it's not that soft of a spot to hit, i actually found it quite funny hahaha. and inaya i don't do conflict well regardless of who it may be or what means it is carried out.

edit: i'm not sure if i should be offended or appreciate what inaya is saying! :s

[billy.]

yo scott kick inaya's ass

[sawn-off chef]

FUCK THIS IMA KICK BILLY'S ASS LETS DO THIS! HADOUUUUKENN.

just kiddin, sup billy?

[Hendodo]

my dad has 60 pounds on me, big arms and a large dense belly.. i could take him, if it werent for da belly

[gfunkdocta]

my dad beats me up 4 wearing skinny jeans

i try to avoid him

that explains all

[Hendodo]

damn du ^^

my dad starts rampaging cuz he wants me to wash my jeans like 3 times a week..........

[skiniks]

yo fuck wheres drunk trhead someone bump drunk thread for me

[Billy.Barbados]

I don't know, I'd never fight him. I've seen him whoop some guys though, he can handle himself.

I know he can do some damage with a belt LOL.

[icandunkonu]

i'd doubt i'd ever fight him, but i could throttle him, no homo

[kaws&effect]

I never knew mine...

Thanks for bringing it up.

[redgrail]

Yeah, probably. He's got a good 20kg and 15cms on me, but he wouldn't know how to handle himself. Exec sits on his ass all day concept. Lifts and runs and is in decent shape, but he's got no fighting experience. I'd take him.

[TTM]

my pop's got a good 20lbs on me, a wide ass back and big sausage fingers. I've got about 4 inches on him and could probably out run him, but thats all. Thinking back to those few times he took me down for talkin mad shit....yeah no.

[superBobo]

Yea I could. im a head taller and generally bigger than him. However, he´s been working in construction and as a carpenter his whole life, so he still has that old man strength. It will never happen though...

[mrchariybrown]

I'm stronger and quicker..

but to be completely honest,

I think my dad would drop me in a fight

RIGHT QUICK.