Supergay Ways of Asking Someone to Prom Night '08

[masuerte]

Sorry sleazie ninja does not work on corny southeast asian am girls. They'd rather you do some high school musical shit

[chmercer]

where do you live that chicks actually like gay shit like that? or are you like 17? it would be easier for me to grab a chicks hand and put it on my crotch than it would be to give her tickets in a little ribbon box. god thats brutal.

just remember, they dont act like it, but they all want the dick

side note, tips for getting prom date when you are 22? i want to get BELLIGERENT up in a highschool dance floor.

[landho]

where do you live that chicks actually like gay shit like that? or are you like 17? it would be easier for me to grab a chicks hand and put it on my crotch than it would be to give her tickets in a little ribbon box. god thats brutal.

just remember, they dont act like it, but they all want the dick

Obviously--it's to the goddamn prom.

[chmercer]

*shrug* you can be like, from 16-20

best italicize that shit boy. things are SERIOUS.

[branespload]

^wtf.. Yes, I am 17. It's a senior prom. And to everyone saying "Just go up and ask her" you clearly did not read that I'm looking for supergay ways of doing so. To be honest, I'll probably screw all of you guys and disregard all of your suggestions, but they amuse/arouse me nonetheless.

[mellowbonsai]

let us know how the night goes

cross post here as well: http://fastseduction.com/discussion/fs?action=10&boardid=2&fid=24

[djrajio]

^wtf.. Yes, I am 17. It's a senior prom. And to everyone saying "Just go up and ask her" you clearly did not read that I'm looking for supergay ways of doing so. To be honest, I'll probably screw all of you guys and disregard all of your suggestions, but they amuse/arouse me nonetheless.

Now you are getting on my nerves.

Being a man is about taking action and accepting the inherent risk in life's decisions and living with them. You seem to want to take the easy way out of everything. I'm kinda disappointed that you are from my hometown because competition is fierce there so I thought it would have rubbed off on you and you would be more proactive.

[branespload]

Now you are getting on my nerves.

Being a man is about taking action and accepting the inherent risk in life's decisions and living with them. You seem to want to take the easy way out of everything. I'm kinda disappointed that you are from my hometown because competition is fierce there so I thought it would have rubbed off on you and you would be more proactive.

^wuuuut? I didn't say I'm NOT going to ask her, when I said disregard your suggestions I meant with regards to the stupid joke ideas like YES/NO PROM YEA?? etc. I'm going to ask her, no doubt, and she's going to say yes.

LIVE THE LIFE + LIVE THE DREAM

[djrajio]

^wuuuut? I didn't say I'm NOT going to ask her, when I said disregard your suggestions I meant with regards to the stupid joke ideas like YES/NO PROM YEA?? etc. I'm going to ask her, no doubt, and she's going to say yes.

LIVE THE LIFE + LIVE THE DREAM

When? Now? Tomorrow? Next week? Three years from now? When is prom? Have a plan!

[keagan]

prom is a big noonono

in this house

[branespload]

Most likely sometime next week. Prom is in the middle of May, but in girl world, it's serious business to be asked sometime on the second week of April in order to allow time for coordinating dresses, limosine rides, and bragging about their date/the way he asked her.

[DaBestSpoona]

^wuuuut? I didn't say I'm NOT going to ask her, when I said disregard your suggestions I meant with regards to the stupid joke ideas like YES/NO PROM YEA?? etc. I'm going to ask her, no doubt, and she's going to say yes.

LIVE THE LIFE + LIVE THE DREAM

you're taking your sweet ass time and someone will ask her before you do and she will say yes.

Hurry the fuck up

I even made a work flow for you to help

Ask her ---> Yes --> Buy Tux --> Buy Condoms --> Electric Slide --> Into her Pants

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No --> Youporn + Box of Tissues

[keagan]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&q=9033+lets+brawl&btnG=Search

:confused:

[branespload]

you're taking your sweet ass time and someone will ask her before you do and she will say yes.

Hurry the fuck up

I even made a work flow for you to help

Ask her ---> Yes --> Buy Tux --> Buy Condoms --> Electric Slide --> Into her Pants

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No --> Youporn + Box of Tissues

HEY I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS PRETTY EARLY, ONLY ONE GIRL HAS BEEN ASKED SO FAR IITE. IM LIKE OVER A MONTH IN ADVANCE ON THIS SHIET. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE YOUPORN SUGGESTION I SHALL SEE INTO THAT.

capz.

ps. i doubt someone would ask her before me, lulz..

EDIT: keagan.. wtf?

[jayrock]

i doubt someone would ask her before me, lulz..

why u stressin the fatties

[TonyTouch]

why u stressin the fatties

Yo, nig, don't be hatin'! That's just his thang! Don't be hatin' on Brane just 'cause he's into fat chicks!

But anyways, here's how you do it. Talk to the band director and get him to spell out

"Dear Jane,

Will You Go

To Prom With Me?"

in the middle of the fight song. Fat chicks love that shit!

[transactionfee]

I got asked 3-4 months in advance by someone I didn't want to go with. I felt I had to lie to let her off easy, said I wasn't going. Who has prom on thier mind in the middle of winter? Asked the girl that I liked (crush status) a few weeks before the event; she said yes. But karma fucked me in the ass in the end with help from my own stupidity. I still have my unused prom ticket. Never Forget! You got 1 chance. Don't fuck up.

*Will you go to prom to me

Yes / Yes

(pick 1)

[landho]

I got asked 3-4 months in advance by someone I didn't want to go with. I felt I had to lie to let her off easy, said I wasn't going. Who has prom on thier mind in the middle of winter? Asked the girl that I liked (crush status) a few weeks before the event; she said yes. But karma fucked me in the ass in the end with help from my own stupidity. I still have my unused prom ticket. Never Forget! You got 1 chance. Don't fuck up.

*Will you go to prom to me

Yes / Yes

(pick 1)

Elaborate please! What happened?

[m1sterko]

Walk next to her after class and start with small talk.

Talk about how you've been so busy with college rejections, senior slump, etc.

Then, tell her that you asked your mom to prom but she declined cuz she was waaaay out of your league! (She'll laugh, cuz she knows you're joking! Right!?)

Then, say that you'll pay her to go to prom with you!

She'll laugh and think your crazy! Girls love crazy guys! Tell her you'll pay her $500 dollars. If she relents, double it!

She'll laugh hysterically and tell you she ain't no whore.

Then, here is the key part, look her square in the eyes and say in a stern voice: "IM SERIOUS".

Then, give her a envelope that is somewhat heavy with fake money and one ticket for her!

Then, say "Think about it...." and walk away all slick n' shit.

Don't call her or anything.

If she's remotely interested in you, she'll contact you and you can work on smooth talking her.

If she's a nice girl, she'll return the ticket.

If she's a gold-digger, she'll keep the ticket and won't contact you.

If she's thinks you're a creep, the police will contact you!

this is pretty legit

and its better than romantic blah blah stuff.. but it alos has a factor on how you look too... if you're fuck ugly i dont htink you should ask in a big showy way..

you'll get a yes out of pity

[m1sterko]

:

this is how branespload looks like..

(props to kaegan for initiating the search)

so "aznspikerl6" from http://www.riovolution.org/post/13145

seriously, are you totally clueless on asking a girl to a event that you'll drop several benjamins on?

and what kinda girl are you willing to spend so much on... a good friend of yours? or some hot half jap hypebeast slut that you fap to on your 15 inch monitor?

honestly, ask yoruself:

do you really wanan go to prom?

but if you say yes to that question.. take in ideas from different people and adjust them to your personality.. reinvent the invented.

btw, have you even had a girlfriend? it seems to me that the hardest part i find wiht people asking about prom is when they've never had a girlfriend or anything along those lines.

grow some balls // man up // go ask her

[branespload]

Who the hell are you?

EDIT: oh that's why there's an old pic of me on here. to determine if I'm "fuck ugly" or not.

[keagan]

Q:Who the hell are you?

A: it the internet.

Q: who the fuck are you?

A: it's the internet.

Q: who the fuck are you, do I know you?

A: it's the internet, probably not.

[mike lowrey]

dont know if it was mentioned yet, but:

- slap dick on table

- ask to prom

[djrajio]

Dis is why u din get into Harvard! And why youze got no bitches!

It'z cuz u be wankin off to Mario & Pikachu!

[branespload]

Actually the girl plays that game too. She's not really a gamer, but I find casual girl gamers to be pretty cute. Haha. And luckily, that game was so delayed that by the time it released I was already done with college apps!

[branespload]

iz dis threaK nxt lvl yet???

[masuerte]

Anybody read Train Man? Its about how an internet forum helps a guy get a girl.

Sufu/internet cares about you!

A clip:

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here he is succeeding a little bit

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[mojinho]

^wtf.. Yes, I am 17. It's a senior prom. And to everyone saying "Just go up and ask her" you clearly did not read that I'm looking for supergay ways of doing so. To be honest, I'll probably screw all of you guys and disregard all of your suggestions, but they amuse/arouse me nonetheless.

i would be interested in knowing how these suggestions "arouse" you. thank you.

[TonyTouch]

i would be interested in knowing how these suggestions "arouse" you. thank you.

I'd like to know how these suggestions don't arouse you!

[cyberPUNK]

tell her you want to puma pop-up in her puss sufu style.