Stuff Asians Hate

[sidneylo]

Anyway about this enzyme, how Asian do you have to be? Do the darker side of Asians (flips, thai, etc etc) lack this as well (since the darker ones have a harder time turning red. I barely turn pink)

Probably a recessive (err dominant?) trait, you can avoid it if you have the right genetic makeup.

[Liberation1945]

3 ways to get white womenz:

fob: if you got the hair and style you're ace cause you are the most authentic to the asiaphile chicks, but even if you look identical to some pop star you're probably not gonna score with any cause you can't communicate.

american born asian who indentifies with asian culture: youve groomed yourself to look like your brothers in the east and you can actually talk to the white womenz...not bad.

american born asian who's not really into asian culture: youre either going to be surrounded by white womenz cause that's the crowd you're in or youre screwed cause youre a dork.

asian women give me death stares when i'm with non asian women. hmm...

[sidneylo]

Liberation was born to liberate the yellow fever within the white wimminz. (0)

[Liberation1945]

liberated. ::explosion::

[dismalfuture]

Nah, Korean BBQ chicken was a snippet from the DMZ.

The Asian man can pull white wimminz. Guys who complain about that kinda shit are usually the guys who don't get women of any race. My neighbor is a Chinese guy with a white wife. Not so sure that I envy him, but I wouldn't let myself become my own worst enemy when it comes to obtaining pleasure.

[goldengloves]

I lyke azian womenz.

White womenz age lyke shit. Nah Mean?

[sidneylo]

Get in line Cass.

[Liberation1945]

asians hate speaking up for themselves.

asians are the cancer that is killing asians.

[goldengloves]

Azian womenz lyke white menz. Tall white menz. Truf.

[sidneylo]

Girls are overrated. That's why I play Starcraft.

[Guest chemi]

everyone loves asian girls with ultra-kute azn handwriting

[goldengloves]

I'm ambidextrous.

[dismalfuture]

asians hate speaking up for themselves.

asians are the cancer that is killing asians.

omg troof

Sad thing is that the outgoing Asam preachy types usually realize somewhere down the line that their brothers and sisters are all pussies and usually end up finding more in common with white or black people.

[Liberation1945]

^ yea, a few years back i was all about the preacher shit and tried to convince every motherfucker out there about the hardships asians face, but i gave up...now i just fucks with whities blackies brownies and the limited number of asians i can actually identify with. (still keep it real with cbmass poster on my wall)

[dismalfuture]

Asian people hate rice paddy tans.

There were so few Asian people at my college my early years that the few Asian kids that did go had to really split up and go their ways if they were going to have social lives; there were the girls that rushed for houses for that token Asian girl spot, and it took them like all of 2 weeks in college to get the fake bake/makeup/wardrobe change and go from being the studious daughters of Chinese restuarant owners to looking like Asian porn stars. I was driving down College Ave. and had to swerve so as not to hit al the Kobe Tai lookalikes. Anyone who has gone to a college with over 15,000 enrollment in the Midwest will know what I am talking about....

[sidneylo]

Oh god that sounds like fucking hell. Fake bakes make my eyes hurt.

[samsikle]

Anyway about this enzyme, how Asian do you have to be? Do the darker side of Asians (flips, thai, etc etc) lack this as well (since the darker ones have a harder time turning red. I barely turn pink)\

idk, i'm filipino but for some reason my cheeks are constantly rosy. like always.

anyways, asian girls hate.. heart break.. and family. :( :

• Suicide second-leading cause of death for Asian-American women 15-24

• Highest suicide rate among women of any race, ethnicity for that age group

• Experts cite "model minority" expectations, family pressures as factors

true story. http://proazn.com/ProAzn_forum/asia-political-talk-news/48-suicide-rates-amongst-asian-females.html

[sidneylo]

*insert various conflicting identity crises*

[dismalfuture]

^ yea, a few years back i was all about the preacher shit and tried to convince every motherfucker out there about the hardships asians face, but i gave up...now i just fucks with whities blackies brownies and the limited number of asians i can actually identify with. (still keep it real with cbmass poster on my wall)

Lost cause. It's clear that you're right - Asians are the cancer that is killing asians. If you ever attend any of the As-am student group shindigs (AAA, KASA, TASA, FSU, AASU, ITASA, MAASU, ECAASU, KFC, OMG, WTF, BBQ), small or large, it's pretty apparent that most Asian Americans as individuals are the cancer that is killing themselves.

[evisu 2000]

asians seem to hate black hair... those that don't keep it rill. gimme a pound son.

[Liberation1945]

AM I ASIAN OR AMERICAN OR BOTH OR NEITHER OMGOMG

bitchassness is destroying our community.

^ i can deal with coloring the hair(bleached my hair before), but double eyelid is fucked.

[GiZMO]

sam^is u lite skinned, boy?

Hm, family pressure. They won't let her date a non-Asian nor can she not be a doctor. Is there statistic for means of suicide?

[goldengloves]

Azianz hate bitch assness.

[samsikle]

i'm more of a caramel than a milk chocolate. i'm a girl, btw.

[sidneylo]

She's one helluva a girl.

[samsikle]

whole lotta woman

[sidneylo]

I look forward to my next samsikle hug.

[Liberation1945]

asians hate fat chicks.

i saw a fobby asian chick today with a fat ass. it was awesome.

[dismalfuture]

Oh god that sounds like fucking hell. Fake bakes make my eyes hurt.

There also exists in the Midwest, in alarmingly high numbers, this new breed of suburban white boy-wannabe Asian guy who rushes for houses, wears a lot of Abercrombie, and pretends that other Asians on campus don't exist, looking away or engaging their white friends in conversation when passing by a fellow Asian. Often they even buy cars like Mustangs and Camaros to drive home their point, which is that they hate themselves.

[samsikle]

;D cook something special up for sidlo.

asian people hate standing out.. which is why a lot of them look/dress the same. all they know is to mimic and be followers.